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Universe
30 Jul 12, 04:04
Hello :pazzini:

1. What is your name?
2. When were you born?
3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. Whereabouts do you currently reside in Aus? Are you in Melbo's like those gay doods anon and raul duek? Are you in Sydno's like straight up gangstas myself and Alessandro? Or somewhere else perhaps? (keeping in mind everywhere else in australia is kinda shit) (I don't know where fitzo's lives)
6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?
8. On a scale of :alone: to :slick: to :trollol:, how legit are you?
9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.
10. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $2000............................... would you allow him to take erotic (but of course, artistic) nude photos of you?
11. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $20000.............. would you let him.. nah I can't say that, that's too fucken depraved.
12. What are some hobbies/pastimes of yours? e.g. smelling things, collecting teeth, making trophies of the ears of fallen victims

I4E
30 Jul 12, 06:09
Firstly :trollol: :trollol: :trollol: :slick:


Hello :pazzini:

1. What is your name?
2. When were you born?
3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. Whereabouts do you currently reside in Aus? Are you in Melbo's like those gay doods anon and raul duek? Are you in Sydno's like straight up gangstas myself and Alessandro? Or somewhere else perhaps? (keeping in mind everywhere else in australia is kinda shit) (I don't know where fitzo's lives)
6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?
8. On a scale of :alone: to :slick: to :trollol:, how legit are you?
9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.
10. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $2000............................... would you allow him to take erotic (but of course, artistic) nude photos of you?
11. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $20000.............. would you let him.. nah I can't say that, that's too fucken depraved.
12. What are some hobbies/pastimes of yours? e.g. smelling things, collecting teeth, making trophies of the ears of fallen victims

1. Kris. I don't like giving away too much detail but my first name i'm happy with.

2. 1975. i'm 40 in Juventus years :awyeah:

3. Currently i'm in quality management doing alot of change management shit. Although i've also been involved in Health & Safety and Industrial Relations but that gave me the shits (nothing more hilarious than being in meetings with piss weak CEO's, GM's and Industry experts and seeing them jumping over boardroom tables to throw girly slaps at each other :lol:). Degree in Mechanical Engineering (never ever worked as a mechanical engineer though). But when i was a kid growing up, i wanted to be a footballer or a caterpillar :ralph:

4. Nobody is my Daddy, i'm the daddy :slick:

5. Geelong (the best dam city in Oz !) Melbourne is the bigger, older, retarded brother of Geelong :lol: (no Gays or gangstas in Geelong :D)

6. Hard to point out the exact time i started supporting Inter. Circa 1982. I had absolutely no choice. My Uncle was an Ultra (back when they were nasty, evil people). My uncle came to visit us in Oz, i loved football and first started playing when i was 5 and he pushed Inter onto me. My father never had a favorite team but always carried on about how great Juve are/were. My uncle sent me an Inter jersey a year or two later (still got it). Growing up i was the only Interista amongst the football loving crowd i grew up around, every other kid loved L'Pool, Juventus or Milan.

7. So many memories :proud: my favorite memory would be the 88/89 scudetto because it was my first experience of winning a title. I clearly recall listening to the commentry of the game live on italian radio with my father, oh dear how times have changed.

As for favorite player, RUBEN SOSA. The most underated player in the world. First player to wear the white sock/tape over the black socks(waaaaaaaaaaay before faggots like C.Ronaldo or Nani etc). Was extremely fast, skillfull and scored goals from everywhere and anywhere ! Single handedly won games for Inter during his time with us.

8: :slick: as legit as legit can be.

9. :challenge:

10. Mr Onions can take as many pics of me as he likes :)

11. To finish your question ..... suck your dick ? yes, i'd let Mr Onions pay me so he could suck my dick :D

12. Don't really have hobbies, just no time for it anymore, used to love guitar. Love football, drinking, women, fighting ... in that order (sounds like a typical Oz night out :P )... but seriously, travelling :)

Any further questions :)

snake
30 Jul 12, 06:23
Please provide one word to describe each of these users.

i4e
Uniball
Dyna-mite27
Dino AKA Mr Yeah
Uncie Blackmore
N4l
Broha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Enz
Figo lover
B-rad (choppinions)
buzzdick
anonthegreat
antonthegreat
YgYgYg

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Please provide captions for the following

http://www.ghanamma.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/d780Sulley-Milan1.jpg


http://48fm.com/fairplay/files/2012/01/ALeqM5gAHcm5GNH_EGLVNaKQXB5O1c4NFg.jpg

http://findcollegescholarship.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Roma-vs-Inter-Duel-Dua-Mazhab.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z9qQg7EY2EA/0.jpg

http://click-sports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Mauro-Zarate-Inter.jpg

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/ferdiand_tevez_man_love_2_106683860.jpg

http://footballfunniest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20120317-1704071.jpg

http://img.hotelpictures.info/medium/1/funny football images.jpg

http://www.soccerdelight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Messi-Attack-Funny-Football-2012.jpg

Coasterfreek
30 Jul 12, 06:39
Do you follow AFL? Or do you have a thick accent?

Universe
30 Jul 12, 07:11
2. 1975. i'm 40 in Juventus years :awyeah:

:trollol::trollol::trollol: genius :lol:



Please provide captions for the following...

:trollol: that Cassano one always cracks me up no matter what

I4E
30 Jul 12, 08:53
Do you follow AFL? Or do you have a thick accent?

I do follow AFL, although it's turned very gay in recent times. Players today go the full body wax and spray-on tan :chan: and are weak as piss.

I don't have a thick accent. Born and raised in Oz, my accent is as ozzie as Micheal J (crocodile) Dundee.



Snake - I'll have to reply to your post later tonight.

Devious
30 Jul 12, 10:35
4. Nobody is my Daddy..

My father never had a favorite team but always carried on about how great Juve are/were....


Oh that explains it.. I`d repudiate my daddy too if I were you. :thumbsup:

Agree also on Sosa.. legend!

Just a couple of questions if you dont mind..

1- How many teeth do yo have?
2- Are you familiar with the term The Shmoo?
3- Have you killed someone before? why not?
4- Did you rape an underage girl/boy before?
5- Did you drink blood before?
6- You live in a city called "Geelong", what`s your excuse?
7- Did you use firearms before?
8- What do you think will happen on Friday 21-12-2012?
9- Have you rob a bank before? why not?

Thanks :D

I4E
30 Jul 12, 13:50
Based on questions you've provided ... Devious is the perfect name for you :lol:

1- How many teeth do yo have? However many an adult human has + the wisdom teeth (I still have my wisdom teeth)

2- Are you familiar with the term The Shmoo? the 'Picture' magazine definition: Yes :D . Other: No

3- Have you killed someone before? why not? No, Cos I've heard jail is a nasty place to be

4- Did you rape an underage girl/boy before? :pokerface: no

5- Did you drink blood before? No, Your scarying me

6- You live in a city called "Geelong", what`s your excuse? Born here, tried to leave but couldn't find a better place to go to.

7- Did you use firearms before? Yes, who hasn't ?

8- What do you think will happen on Friday 21-12-2012? Will be hitting the pub for work christmas break up drinks when a pot smoking, teenage conspiracy theorist dressed in black with black eye-liner tells me "the world is about to end !". Then i punch him in the head and say "Yeah .... for you !" :slick:

9- Have you rob a bank before? why not? No, Banks rob me :(

n4l
30 Jul 12, 14:05
Interesting. Our careers are not far off. I started in Quality Management and now I'm in Health & Safety.

Besnik
30 Jul 12, 14:27
1) If you was a technical director at Inter, what would be the first change you would make?
2) Do you think we need a new fullback who could be a sure starter or Nagatomo should be starting in the long shot?
3) What is your opinion regarding our attack (a long ass description about how you feel, and what is necessary)?
4) Let's suppose you're in charge of Inter's transfer market moves, and all of sudden Ibra asks to come back... what would be your response? :D
5) Your prediction about our upcomming season (both, Italian and European adventure).

Dylan
30 Jul 12, 14:29
How does it feel that you're old enough to be my father?

I4E
30 Jul 12, 15:01
Please provide one word to describe each of these users.

i4e - guile
Uniball - comical ( feels like i went to school with him ... hmmmmmmmm )
Dyna-mite27 - Poetic
Dino AKA Mr Yeah - joker
Uncie Blackmore - :slick: 8055 (this forum needs him)
N4l - antagonistic (great poster - if only he can post for good, not evil :lol: )
Broha - Googler
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos - Rookie-cop :D
Pajo - Happy
Fitzy - Trueblue (Depicts the true sense of being an Aussie :) ( wanna beer and place $3 Mystery bets at the pub/Tab with him :D )
Raul Duke - Innocent
Enz - Consistent
Figo lover - Lionheart ? Superhero (Like Hulk: mild mannered then when he gets angry turns into Hulk and posts like this)
B-rad (choppinions) - Pornstar :star:
buzzdick - eager (REAL eager)
anonthegreat - As in Anon/snake ??? Fonzie (the Fonz) :D
antonthegreat - don't know him
YgYgYg - don't know him



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Please provide captions for the following

JZ: Get the fuck out of my way dickhead !
http://www.ghanamma.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/d780Sulley-Milan1.jpg

Milito: Aaaaaaaaaaargh Ricky ! ....... your cock is cold !
http://48fm.com/fairplay/files/2012/01/ALeqM5gAHcm5GNH_EGLVNaKQXB5O1c4NFg.jpg

OMG ! ....... MY COCAINE !
http://findcollegescholarship.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Roma-vs-Inter-Duel-Dua-Mazhab.jpg

I am really really really really really really sorry
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z9qQg7EY2EA/0.jpg

Excuse me ? ... i can't hear you ! speak up ! .... did you say "your great" or "your gay" ???
http://click-sports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Mauro-Zarate-Inter.jpg

THEY'RE MY GERBILS ....................MINE !
http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_magazine_big_picture/ferdiand_tevez_man_love_2_106683860.jpg

Now do you beleive me that EPL stands for English Poofters League ?
http://footballfunniest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20120317-1704071.jpg

Look boys .... no underwear ! .... i'm all yours !
http://img.hotelpictures.info/medium/1/funny football images.jpg

Oh fuck ..... i wish Xavi and Iniesta were here to get me out of this
http://www.soccerdelight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Messi-Attack-Funny-Football-2012.jpg

Coasterfreek
30 Jul 12, 15:18
How did you find FIF?

I4E
30 Jul 12, 15:57
1) If you was a technical director at Inter, what would be the first change you would make?
2) Do you think we need a new fullback who could be a sure starter or Nagatomo should be starting in the long shot?
3) What is your opinion regarding our attack (a long ass description about how you feel, and what is necessary)?
4) Let's suppose you're in charge of Inter's transfer market moves, and all of sudden Ibra asks to come back... what would be your response? :D
5) Your prediction about our upcomming season (both, Italian and European adventure).

Good questions Besnik

1. Player transfer and contract policies. Similar to Man Utds. 1 year contracts to players over 30 reviewed annually (obviously). Basic contracts to youth/young players (earn your right to a big contract). Cap on transfer/contract dollars spent. Offer a transfer amount to a club/player with two conditions: Take it or GTFO (plenty of other fish in the sea).

2. No, Nagatomo should be a starter. As long as we can provide cover for him when he goes forward. There are other positions that need attention right now.

3. Our attack is lacking depth. Wes, Milito and Palacio(yet to prove at Inter but has proven it before) have what it takes. Cou is still young but improving. My concern is if 1-2 of these are injured or out, we are in a bit of bother. We need another Milito type and a winger. Don't know why Jonathan is being played as an AM on the right, Palacio (for the time being) can be played there, he has the qualities to do so.

4. "Fuck off Ibra !"

5. Serie A 2nd EL Semi Finals

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How does it feel that you're old enough to be my father?

How does it feel that your young enough to be my son ? ....... like that :lol:

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How did you find FIF?

I googled for release date of new Inter jersey last year and this came up. I read it for about a month then i joined. Never been on forums before FIF.

Good though, could never really discuss Inter as much or as often as i liked to before.

Big Willy
30 Jul 12, 16:17
C'mon, there's users you need to describe with one word too :D

DylAUWn
Devious
ADRossi
Halalelal (snake)
Roller coaster
Ana la banana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
the REAL Nyall
Calzone
Visca
and..
Me :oblivious:

Devious
30 Jul 12, 16:23
Good answers!

Now Im preparing an exam. some questions in math, biology, geometry, history and astronomy. I can do that, can I? huh? huh?? :oblivious:

I4E
30 Jul 12, 16:47
C'mon, there's users you need to describe with one word too :D

DylAUWn
Devious
ADRossi
Halalelal (snake)
Roller coaster
Ana la banana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
the REAL Nyall
Calzone
Visca
and..
Me :oblivious:

DylAUWn - cheeky (reminds me of the younger, smaller kid that hangs out with the older boys :lol: )
Devious - Devious :D (has perfectly aligned his username to his true self :lol: )
ADRossi - Realistic
Halalelal (snake) - Fonzie ( eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy :D )
Roller coaster - cheerful ( I confuse you with willy at times )
Ana la banana - bubbly ( a girly girl :) )
crzdcolombian - craaaaaaaazy
Sokrates - fair ( comes across as quietly spoken though )
the REAL Nyall - heartbroken
Calzone - straightshooter
Visca - chatty (see Ana la banana)
Willy - cheerful ( are you and coaster related ? )

Coasterfreek
30 Jul 12, 16:54
Roller coaster - cheerful ( I confuse you with willy at times )


How do we seem related? Haha. Is it because there's some South American blood in us?

Pajo
30 Jul 12, 16:56
Q:

When to Macedonia? :D

I4E
30 Jul 12, 16:59
How do we seem related? Haha. Is it because there's some South American blood in us?

:lol: i just keep confusing the two of you for each other.

Coasterfreek
30 Jul 12, 17:03
:lol: i just keep confusing the two of you for each other.

Our avatars aren't the same though :troll:

I4E
30 Jul 12, 17:03
Q:

When to Macedonia? :D

I was hoping to swing by mid-next year. But its looking more likely that i'll come past in 2014.

Pajo
30 Jul 12, 17:05
In 2 years... Stevce said you'd come in 2013.

I4E
30 Jul 12, 17:09
In 2 years... Stevce said you'd come in 2013.

That was the plan. I could still come, but just seems less and less likely though. Got some things on that may get in the way.

Lionheart
30 Jul 12, 17:23
Damn, these interview threads are so full of LOLZ :D :D :D We haven't had one in a very long time.

Thank you Uni for opening one & trying to remind FIF of this great tradition. I like your choice, picking I4E. Good one.

& Kris, nice answers man. More power to you.

Visca
30 Jul 12, 17:39
Visca - chatty (see Ana la banana)

You saying I'm a girly-girl too? I resent that :lol:

Big Willy
30 Jul 12, 19:12
Willy - cheerful ( are you and coaster related ? )

I don't see myself cheerful tbh :pokerface:

:lol:

Ana Banana
30 Jul 12, 19:43
Ana la banana - bubbly ( a girly girl :) )
First,
goddamnit Willy :lol: this banana thing >.<



You saying I'm a girly-girl too? I resent that :lol:
too? that implies I even am :|

Second,
What is your definition of a girly girl? :lol: [really, do I come across as THAT girly? :pokerface:]
Why does everyone refer to me as bubbly? :okay:
When's my birthday? :P
How's the "bubbly" baby girl? :D
Why the shortened nick? Were you that lazy? [kidding... maybe]
Describe yourself in three words.
Most prized personal possession?
Compare yourself to Inter's last 5 coaches [Stramala included], who do you think you are most like?

sanka
30 Jul 12, 19:46
Enz - Consistent

I feel like you're my coach when we're talkin football.Thanks for the word.

Ed.
30 Jul 12, 19:54
How did you finally decide to get married?
Do you think it was a good or bad decision?

Visca
30 Jul 12, 19:58
too? that implies I even am :|

hahah I didn't mean it like that :lol:

dynasty27
30 Jul 12, 22:17
^finish this sentence i4e:

Moratti needs to sack......................

snake
30 Jul 12, 23:49
I am really really really really really really sorry
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z9qQg7EY2EA/0.jpg



BAHHAHAHA

Pimpin
31 Jul 12, 00:04
fav player, Ruben Sosa? damn, just like my father :pokerface: , you havent been to macedonia lately have you ? :pokerface::fu:

Pajo
31 Jul 12, 00:05
:lol: :lol:

Big Willy
31 Jul 12, 00:52
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1666/muntari1.png

Coasterfreek
31 Jul 12, 01:09
Do you like Vegemite?

Raul Duke
31 Jul 12, 02:09
I am really really really really really really sorry
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z9qQg7EY2EA/0.jpg



BAHHAHAHA

I had to stop jacking off to your interview to have good laugh about this caption

snake
31 Jul 12, 02:46
Good shit huh?

I was an annoying little prick back then....oh wait. Still am :slick:

I4E
31 Jul 12, 04:10
ANA

What is your definition of a girly girl? [really, do I come across as THAT girly? ]

A Girly girl looks after herself (physically), does her nails, spends hours and hours on FB with her friends :lol: I just imagine your that type, although you may not be :D

Why does everyone refer to me as bubbly?

You seem very happy and outgoing

When's my birthday?
3rd of July :slick:

How's the "bubbly" baby girl?
Awesome, beautiful, gorgeous, :proud:

Why the shortened nick? Were you that lazy? [kidding... maybe]
Yes, others shortened for me so i followed suit so i didn't have to type the whole name when logging on :lol:

Describe yourself in three words.
Cunning, mischievous, devils-adovacte

Most prized personal possession?
My little girl

Compare yourself to Inter's last 5 coaches [Stramala included], who do you think you are most like?
Considering Mou doesn't make it as the last 5, Leonardo !

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How did you finally decide to get married?


Do you think it was a good or bad decision?

1. Everyone else (friends) around me were married, they tricked .... err convinced me into getting married. I was enjoying single life alot.

2. Good idea, it has a calming effect on you. Changes your crazy ways into a more responsible person.

(but i wouldn't do it again, god forbid) :lol:

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Coaster - Do you like Vegemite?

Hell yeahhhhhhhhh





^finish this sentence i4e:

Moratti needs to sack......................

Excellent question dy-tricky-nasty27

Moratti needs to sack.....................
























































































All the scouts !

Coasterfreek
31 Jul 12, 05:09
Are meat pies at good as advertised? Or are they overrated?

snake
31 Jul 12, 05:34
Only good at the football on cold nights.

Hot dayum they're good.

I4E
31 Jul 12, 05:36
Are meat pies at good as advertised? Or are they overrated?

Overated ! they look good .....

http://i.imgur.com/IrRYq.jpg

.... But do you like eating animal lips and assholes ??? :yuck:

Coasterfreek
31 Jul 12, 05:37
.... But do you like eating animal lips and assholes ???

Processed meat doesn't bother me. I've had plenty of Offal as someone with Asian descent.

I4E
31 Jul 12, 05:38
Only good at the football on cold nights.

Hot dayum they're good.

Probably the only time i eat em :lol:

Nyall
31 Jul 12, 05:45
the REAL Nyall - heartbroken
i've certainly lost my smile... It's like im so angry and bitter now.. even IRL

I4E
31 Jul 12, 05:50
i've certainly lost my smile... It's like im so angry and bitter now.. even IRL

cheer up ! its never as bad as it seems.

Ana Banana
31 Jul 12, 05:53
What is your definition of a girly girl? [really, do I come across as THAT girly? ]

A Girly girl looks after herself (physically), does her nails, spends hours and hours on FB with her friends :lol: I just imagine your that type, although you may not be :D
:okay: I just hate the term then. Implies worse that you defined :lol:


When's my birthday?
3rd of July :slick:
:proud::proud::proud:


Why the shortened nick? Were you that lazy? [kidding... maybe]
Yes, others shortened for me so i followed suit so i didn't have to type the whole name when logging on :lol:
Ah. Fair enough :)


Describe yourself in three words.
Cunning, mischievous, devils-adovacte
That.... scares me a little :lol:


How's the "bubbly" baby girl?
Awesome, beautiful, gorgeous, :proud:

Most prized personal possession?
My little girl
awwwwww :proud:


Compare yourself to Inter's last 5 coaches [Stramala included], who do you think you are most like?
Considering Mou doesn't make it as the last 5, Leonardo !
Why? :P

I4E
31 Jul 12, 05:57
Compare yourself to Inter's last 5 coaches [Stramala included], who do you think you are most like?
Considering Mou doesn't make it as the last 5, Leonardo !

Why? :P

He is charming, confident, and elegant :slick:

Universe
31 Jul 12, 05:57
Clearly cos of the luscious flowing locks of hair..

and tactical incompetence.

I4E
31 Jul 12, 06:02
Clearly cos of the luscious flowing locks of hair..

and tactical incompetence.

:trollol:

Well the other options were Rafa, Gassssssspierini, Ranier .....

And when i first heard Strama speak i was ...... :cereal: WTF ?

























Later tonight i will reveal the next Interviewee

http://i.imgur.com/Apiha.jpg

Ana Banana
31 Jul 12, 06:05
:trollol:

Well the other options were Rafa, Gassssssspierini, Ranier .....

And when i first heard Strama speak i was ...... :cereal: WTF ?
:lol: I excluded Mou for a reason. Though the Leo/Milan thing :pokerface: I'm disappointed.

Ana loves Strama's voice :lol: not in the "girly" [:P] 'OMG HE'S SOOO HOT' way [that would be Visca :lol:]. but, his voice is damn sexy.

I4E
31 Jul 12, 06:09
:lol: I excluded Mou for a reason. Though the Leo/Milan thing :pokerface: I'm disappointed.

Ana loves Strama's voice :lol: not in the "girly" [:P] 'OMG HE'S SOOO HOT' way. but, his voice is damn sexy.

I based it on character and look. :lol:

Does Ana like Strama's ass-chin ?

Ana Banana
31 Jul 12, 06:12
I based it on character and look. :lol:

Does Ana like Strama's ass-chin ?

this isn't time for interviewing me :P
but :lol: I hate that thing. Ask anyone I've spoken to about Stramala. It's so distracting... I can compliment the guy's looks otherwise, he's definitely not bad - but the chin fucking ruins it :lol:

I4E
31 Jul 12, 06:12
:lol: I excluded Mou for a reason. Though the Leo/Milan thing :pokerface: I'm disappointed.

Ana loves Strama's voice :lol: not in the "girly" [:P] 'OMG HE'S SOOO HOT' way [that would be Visca :lol:]. but, his voice is damn sexy.

I done a Leonardo once :(


http://youtu.be/30rSHY9aFBI

Ana Banana
31 Jul 12, 06:18
:lol: you're not the only one. Ana's a bit violent on the pitch :lala:

Visca
31 Jul 12, 06:19
not in the "girly" [:P] 'OMG HE'S SOOO HOT' way [that would be Visca :lol:].

Way to tell the whole world :lol:

But... :heart:

Ana Banana
31 Jul 12, 06:21
Way to tell the whole world :lol:

But... :heart:

:lol: pretty sure you had him on fave player once, didn't you? That told everyone :P
But he's a good looking guy, it's a fair judgement. That chin though :|

Universe
31 Jul 12, 08:55
Later tonight i will reveal the next Interviewee

http://i.imgur.com/Apiha.jpg

:trollol: ~ fitZY


That chin though :|

*Dat chin.

sanka
31 Jul 12, 09:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP0sqRMzkwo

Let's do Interviews that way..Classic Monty Python may live for evah!

Handoyo
31 Jul 12, 09:33
Ana's a bit violent on the pitch :lala:
:megusta: tbh

Visca
31 Jul 12, 10:12
Imagine you're locked in a room with Conte. What do you do?

Raul Duke
31 Jul 12, 10:15
*Dat chin.

Haha, I was about to make the same correction

Ana Banana
31 Jul 12, 11:20
*Dat chin.

Haha, I was about to make the same correction
:lol: :finger: Ana speaks English :P


:megusta: tbh
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I4E
31 Jul 12, 11:40
Imagine you're locked in a room with Conte. What do you do?

Rip his wig off and laugh at him :lol:

Pajo
31 Jul 12, 11:42
Rip his wig off and laugh at him :lol:

That little? :trollol:

I4E
31 Jul 12, 11:46
That little? :trollol:

Apart from beating him to an inch of his life, what else could I do :)

Pajo
31 Jul 12, 11:50
Oh, you didn't mention that... :D I'd recommend you to wear Inter jersey while beating the shit out of him :slick:

I4E
31 Jul 12, 11:57
Oh, you didn't mention that... :D I'd recommend you to wear Inter jersey while beating the shit out of him :slick:

I'll make him wear it :lol: :slick:

Pajo
31 Jul 12, 11:59
I'll make him wear it :lol: :slick:

Get two, for both of you :awwwyeah:

Visca
31 Jul 12, 12:02
:lol:

I4E
31 Jul 12, 12:55
The next Interviewee is up ! ....................................... FITZY !

Universe
31 Jul 12, 14:51
Imagine you're locked in a room with MOGGI. What do you do?

Fixed.

Visca
31 Jul 12, 15:54
:lol: Okay, I4E, answer that too.

Pharaoh
31 Jul 12, 16:57
This is fucking awesome hahahhaha I can't stop laughing at this thread! Touche I4E solid answers :P


Now its 5 am and you just snuck in to a deserted Juventus stadium in Turin.........what are the 3 things you make sure you do before leaving

I4E
01 Aug 12, 03:48
This is fucking awesome hahahhaha I can't stop laughing at this thread! Touche I4E solid answers :P


Now its 5 am and you just snuck in to a deserted Juventus stadium in Turin.........what are the 3 things you make sure you do before leaving

1. With the help of an army of elves, Erect a statue/fountain of Facchetti, pissing in Moggi's mouth

2. In large lettering across the stadium, I'd rename it "Stadia del faggots"

3. Shit all over the corporate seats and every door handle in the stadium.

Dylan
01 Aug 12, 16:42
3. Shit all over the corporate seats and every door handle in the stadium.

Impressive.

Visca
01 Aug 12, 17:53
Explosive diarrhea?

Coasterfreek
01 Aug 12, 21:39
3. Shit all over the corporate seats and every door handle in the stadium.

Haha! Diarrhea everywhere!

Devious
01 Aug 12, 22:31
1. With the help of an army of elves, Erect a statue/fountain of Facchetti, pissing in Moggi's mouth

2. In large lettering across the stadium, I'd rename it "Stadia del faggots"

3. Shit all over the corporate seats and every door handle in the stadium.

First two are easy. third one would take a couple dozen beer bottles to piss that much. :D

Dylan
01 Aug 12, 22:37
First two are easy. third one would take a couple dozen beer bottles to piss that much. :D

Nobody mentioned piss.

Fitzy
01 Aug 12, 23:12
How would you get said shit on all the surfaces? Just use your hand or something or point and aim?

I4E
02 Aug 12, 02:33
How would you get said shit on all the surfaces? Just use your hand or something or point and aim?

Use a spatula

spork
02 Aug 12, 02:53
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41792_147071055316213_5955_n.jpg

Ed.
03 Aug 12, 03:15
3. Shit all over the corporate seats and every door handle in the stadium.

how do you get out from there tho if you shit on every door handle?

I4E
03 Aug 12, 03:50
how do you get out from there tho if you shit on every door handle?

leave the exit door till last. :slick:

Ed.
03 Aug 12, 04:21
leave the exit door till last. :slick:

so you would open all doors yourself?

I4E
03 Aug 12, 04:23
so you would open all doors yourself?

No, I hired helper elves

Fitzy
03 Aug 12, 05:33
I expect a detailed document describing your plan on my desk by monday.

Pharaoh
03 Aug 12, 05:59
Signed by the leader of the elves giving consent to this mission lulz