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Lionheart
07 Dec 12, 10:51
Aight ladies & gents,

Interview the fuck outta my homo love, one of AUW's finest, the flying Dutchfuck. Let him have it hard & deep. I know how he likes that way tbh. :slick: ForzAUW! Shiiieeettt!!! :pazzini:

I4E
07 Dec 12, 11:00
Your supposed to start the interview with opening questions, what's your name, where you live, why you like Inter etc, etc, etc.... Then we can chip in with shit like; If Lionheart said "suck my dick" would ya ? ....












Edit: SirOw - If Lionheart said "suck my dick" would ya ?

Lionheart
07 Dec 12, 11:07
Edit: SirOw - If Lionheart said "suck my dick" would ya ?

We already done that to eachother tbh :pokerface:

-----

Since I'm in the office, why don't you then be so kind & do that part with the introductory questions for me. :proud:

I4E
07 Dec 12, 11:17
You owe me one Lionman

1. What is your name?*

2. Birthday ?

3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?

4. What are your hobbies/interests

5. Whereabouts do you currently reside? *

6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?

8. *If you were stuck on a deserted island and you had to choose 5 fif members to join you, who would they be and why ?

9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.

10. Has Vasilios changed since he became an Administrator ? How and why ?*

11. With one word, describe the following:


Dyna-mite27
Analrapist
Blackmore
N4l
Browha
Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Pajo
Fitzy
Raul Duke
Universe
I4E
Enz
Lionheart
B-rad (choppinions)
Buzzdick
DylAUWn
Devious
ADRossi
Snake
Roller coaster
Ana la banana
crzdcolombian
Sokrates
The REAL Nyall
Cal
Visca
Willy

(add any other I may have missed, I can't remember every cunt)*

Devious
07 Dec 12, 11:18
Ok, I`ll do it, although copy-pasting the other thread`s questions is so hard, but I`ll do it anyway.

here we go..

1- Full name.

2- Birthday and birthplace.

3- What are your hobbies.

4- Where the fuck do you live, with coordinates.

5- Ireland > Scotland? Why?

6- Favourite all time football player?

7- Favourite all time Inter player?

8- Actual favourite player?

9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.

10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF.

11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative )

12- Were you bullied in school because of your height? If yes, which was your nickname.

13- What's your favourite meal?

14- Best username in the forum.

15- How did you find this place.

16- What's your favourite music?

17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex?

18- What are your goals in life?

19- Describe the following members with in less than 5-55 words:

Ana
ADRossi
Cal
Coasterfreek
Crzdcolombian
Dino
Devious
Handoyo
Stefan
Pajo
Snake
La Brujita
Jer
N4L
Universe
Vasilios
Jacquez
I4E
Fifts10fzf20
Raul Dick
Lionheart
Fitzy
eNz
Blackmore
Pimpinainteasy
NeonBlade
Martjin
Visca
Chopping Onions
Dyna
The Divine Terza
Ed.
Browha
Willy




(Now I`ll take credit for copying Willy`s questions! :awwyeah: )


Edit: NOOOOOO!! I4E BEATS ME TO IT!! :fffuuu:

I4E
07 Dec 12, 11:19
:fffuuu:

N4L :chan:

Devious
07 Dec 12, 11:21
FITZED :troll:

:okay:

Fitzy
07 Dec 12, 11:47
Of the characters on your TV show, who, out of George, Kramer and Elaine, was your favourite?

Universe
07 Dec 12, 12:16
I only have one question..

Who the fuck is Sir0w?


B-rad (choppinions)

Also, this is brilliant.

I4E
07 Dec 12, 12:20
I only have one question..

Who the fuck is Sir0w?

I'm curious also

Sir0w
07 Dec 12, 12:42
I only have one question..

Who the fuck is Sir0w?



Also, this is brilliant.

Nobody, guess that ends the interview :fuckyea:

sanka
07 Dec 12, 12:46
1.Reveal us one epic fail moment of your FIFAUW team.

2.What's your cut about Sneijder's situation?

3.Fill the gap with a FIF member in each category:
Artistic value : . . .
Troll expertise: . . .
Ironic strike: . . .
Lame argument: . . .
Horny analysis: . . .

4.Tell us a truth and two lies about yourself, then spoiler the truth.

5.Gief troi reasons for someone to live at Netherlands and troi reasons not to.

6.Explain the bonds me with dev, snake-dyna, fitzy-I4E.

7.You have admin powers and you could read a FIF member' s private messages who would he/she be?

8.Be creative and suggest one brand new Oscar for this year.Name?

9.ADRossi or Stramala?

10.If the world ends accordin to Devstradamus how you gonna spend that time left?

Sir0w
07 Dec 12, 13:23
1. What is your name?* Jeroen

2. Birthday ? 11-05-1986

3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ? Professional FIFA player (PS3 only tho)

4. What are your hobbies/interests - Gaming, watching football, hanging with friends and darts

5. Whereabouts do you currently reside? * The Netherlands, The Hague.. near the coast..

6. When did you start supporting Inter and why? 1998 i guess, i started playing football and my parent let me choose a jersey to train in out of a catalogue and i choose the Inter one, dont know really why, didnt really gave a shit about football but all my friends played for clubs so i did too.. since than i started to follow Inter..

7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years? Favourite memory has to be the CL final and winning it.. Bergomi i guess.. he was a defender so was I

8. *If you were stuck on a deserted island and you had to choose 5 fif members to join you, who would they be and why ? Dara (my dick isnt gonna suck itself), Ana (we need to start making a new population), Cal (we need someone who has experience on living on an Island), Dyl (we need someone to troll and give our old toys to give about so he can finally play it) and Dino (otherwise the poor bastard is really forever alone

9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself. :serious:

10. Has Vasilios changed since he became an Administrator ? How and why ?* Cant really tell tbh

11. With one word, describe the following:


Analrapist Stoned
Blackmore Missed
Pajo Nice
Lionheart GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DylAUWn Pooooooooooooor
Ana la banana Sexy
Sokrates Decent
The REAL Nyall OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (that shit still makes me laugh)
Cal Benched
Willy Stubbern

I dont know a lot of you, sorry :oblivious:

(add any other I may have missed, I can't remember every cunt)*

Lionheart
07 Dec 12, 13:28
8. *If you were stuck on a deserted island and you had to choose 5 fif members to join you, who would they be and why ? Dara (my dick isnt gonna suck itself), Ana (we need to start making a new population), Cal (we need someone who has experience on living on an Island), Dyl (we need someone to troll and give our old toys to give about so he can finally play it) and Dino (otherwise the poor bastard is really forever alone.

Bwahahaha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Gol'!

Sir0w
07 Dec 12, 13:35
5- Ireland > Scotland? Why? Dear god, both sound like hell on earth, Ireland has a nicer flag...

6- Favourite all time football player? Dennis Bergkamp

8- Actual favourite player? Zanetti

9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both. Big Boobs

10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF. Dara, Cal, Dino, Dyl, Willy, Black (where the fuck are you), Sok, Ana, Pajo and the last one is the rest of you :pazzini:

11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative) I will have to get back to you on that one...

12- Were you bullied in school because of your height? If yes, which was your nickname. No, i am pretty tall and very very masculine

13- What's your favourite meal? Shoarma

14- Best username in the forum.

15- How did you find this place. I was searching for an image of a tattoo or something, dont really know.. ive been a member pretty long.. never fucked to post since i disagree with loads of members and being in discussions all the time is to tiring...

16- What's your favourite music? Hardstyle and Dutch music

17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex? I live in Holland so yes..

18- What are your goals in life? I think my biggest goal is to move to Canada, i dont know when or with who (:alone:) but thats something i would really like.. think i kinda fell in love with the country after the winter olympics...

Dylan
07 Dec 12, 15:06
Same age as Cal, and Ireland is actually an island as opposed to Scotland. . . unless you're saying he's British. . .

Cal
07 Dec 12, 15:08
Nah he meant you cant afford fifa and/or iphone. :work:

sanka
07 Dec 12, 15:09
Go thank my question's post you git and leave the remarks.

NOW! :dario:

Dylan
07 Dec 12, 15:15
Nah he meant you cant afford fifa and/or iphone. :work:

I'm going to buy one of them for Christmas. . .guess which. Or don't.

Cal
07 Dec 12, 15:16
:slick:

Sokrates
07 Dec 12, 17:39
I want that you write to every of this dutch national players a sentence, no matter what:



http://www.videosoccer.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/australia_vs_holland_world_cup_qualifier.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PJJo4gF3Z68/Tti46svMGnI/AAAAAAAAClc/YDCr2wvVfpU/s1600/Edgar%2BDavids%25252C%2BHolland.jpg

http://www.thefootyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/player_1203_50860.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/02/article-1190356-052F4518000005DC-795_224x399.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39666000/jpg/_39666337_kluivert270.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01398/Ruud_Gullit_13_280_1398157a.jpg

http://e0.365dm.com/08/05/460x238/Marco-van-Basten-Holland_907234.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/24/article-0-00F6082F00000578-486_468x580.jpg

Coasterfreek
07 Dec 12, 18:08
What are some positives and negatives about living in the Netherlands?

sanka
07 Dec 12, 18:11
Jeez coaster do you play with our iq?

You made almost the same question.

Sokrates
07 Dec 12, 18:12
What are some positives and negatives about living in the Netherlands?

We all know that you only wanted to know how cheap are the drugs there :lol:

Cal
07 Dec 12, 21:07
1. Comment in one sentence on the following FIFAUW members:

Ahmed:
Andy:
Black:
Burak:
Cal:
Chaz :star::
Dara:
Dino:
Dylan:
Jerry:
Sok:
Willy:

2. Kimmy or Avora

3. Hottest female you've ever seen in person (pics or it didnt happen rule applies)

4. Your fap tactic?

5. Y U No love Ajax (:proud:) like everyone else?

6. Who would win in a game of darts between us?

7. Why the fuck do you drink Heineken?

8. Talk us through this goal:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hLuv5AlXWE






OOOPS forgot some

Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

Do frogs have ears?

If you were a worm, how long would you be?

Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

What is the most distant place you've visited (from your home)?

In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?

How often do you brush your teeth?

The person you would never want to meet?

Who is the person you trust most?

Have you ever collected stickers that are on fruits?

How weird is this?

How old is the oldest cell in your body?

Do you like carrots?

The size of your hard-disc?

What's your favourite word?

If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?

How much cash do you have on you?

What's a word that rhymes with TEST?

Who is the fourth person on your missed calls?

What is your favourite ring on your phone?

What shirt are you wearing?

What do you label youself as?

Name the brand of shoes you've recently worn.

Bright room or dark room?

What were you doing at midnight last night?

What did the last text message on your phone say?

Favourite age you've been so far?

What is your current desktop picture?

What was the last thing you said to someone?

If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?

Do you like someone?

The last song you listened to?

You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?

Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

What is your favorite cheese?

What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie?

What’s the longest you’ve gone without taking a bath?

If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

Have you ever worn lingerie.

If you could be born into history as any famous person who would it be and why?

Do you have a secret talent and what is it?

You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?

You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Damn, I forgot a few... my bad

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Without looking, guess what time it is

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Did you dream last night?

Do you remember your dreams?

When did you last laugh?

Do you remember why / at what?

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Seen anything weird lately?

What do you think of this quiz?

What is the last film you saw?

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Do you like to dance?

Would you ever consider living abroad?

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

Last time you swam in a pool?

Type of music you like most?

Type of music you dislike most?

Are you listening to music right now?

What color is your bedroom carpet?

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

What was the last thing you bought?

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

Do you have a garden?

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

Who sent the last text message you received?

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

What time is bed time?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

How many tattoos do you have?

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?

What did you do for your last birthday?

Do you carry a donor card?

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?

Is the glass half empty or half full?

What's the farthest-away place you've been?

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

Have you ever won a trophy?

Are you a good cook?

Do you know how to pump your own gas?

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?

Do you touch-type?

What's under your bed?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Think fast, what do you like right now?

Where were you on Valentine's day?

What time do you get up?

What was the name of your first pet?

Who is the second to last person to call you?

Is there anything going on this weekend?

How are you feeling right now?

What do you think about the most?

What time do you get up in the morning?

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?

Who would you tell first?

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?

Do you sing in the shower?

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

What do you do most when you are bored?

Do you love your job?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

How many keys on your key ring?

Where would you retire to?

What kind of car do you drive?

What are your best physical features?

What are your best characteristics?

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?

What kind of books do you like to read?

Where would you want to retire to?

What is your favorite time of the day?

Where did you grow up?

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?

What are you reading now?

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?

Do you have pets?

How many rings before you answer the phone?

What is your best childhood memory?

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?

What is most important in life?

What Inspires You?


:troll:

Dylan
07 Dec 12, 21:11
Explain how your country managed to can your piss and sell it soley in Ireland yet still have the balls to call it ''Gold''?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yecyAFx61r2523vo1_500.jpg

Big Willy
07 Dec 12, 22:08
Have you smoked a skunk joint? :COASTER:

jmaster
07 Dec 12, 22:21
What team is that one with some bird on the logo?

Coasterfreek
07 Dec 12, 23:34
Do you like Advocaat and/or hachee?

ADRossi
08 Dec 12, 00:45
How many pairs of wooden shoes do you own?

dynasty27
10 Dec 12, 06:58
Why do iphones suck and come off as nerd phones?

@Leo
Morning fap on or off turner?

snake
10 Dec 12, 07:44
I only have one question..

Who the fuck is Sir0w?



Also, this is brilliant.

Yeah I think that was my fuck up lol

Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2

Fitzy
10 Dec 12, 09:05
@ Sir0w

Are you in any way related to Skidrow?

And a follow-up question...

Can you PM me the crack for FM13?

Thanks bud.

dynasty27
10 Dec 12, 15:41
just got a belly feeling that it will take a long time til this guy opens new interview thread.

I4E
11 Dec 12, 07:30
just got a belly feeling that it will take a long time til this guy opens new interview thread.

This wouldn't have happened if Raul Duke was the nominated interviewee.

Just sayin :work:











RD 4 next interview !

Universe
11 Dec 12, 07:43
RM 4 next interview !

RM?

I4E
11 Dec 12, 08:20
RM?

It's supposed to be RD...

I have no excuse why I wrote RM :okay:

Devious
11 Dec 12, 09:38
N4L :troll:

Batman
11 Dec 12, 10:53
Devious tbh. Jus curious to know what's behind the swap thanks between him and eNz.

sanka
11 Dec 12, 10:54
a secret plan to take over FIF.

like pinky and brain..

btw Huzzy i got a new name

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Pimpin
11 Dec 12, 11:44
Devious tbh. Jus curious to know what's behind the swap thanks between him and eNz.

either bromance or some homo shit.. or both

sanka
11 Dec 12, 12:00
I luv the fact that you keep mentioning it Pimp for us and not for Aussies, :lol:

see Fizty-I4E-Uni triangle.

Pussy!

Sir0w
11 Dec 12, 14:35
I will answer the questions tonight, been busy as shit..

Devious
11 Dec 12, 14:39
Devious tbh. Jus curious to know what's behind the swap thanks between him and eNz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

:oblivious:

sanka
11 Dec 12, 14:48
I will answer the questions tonight, been busy as shit..

haha at last alive and kickin!

Sir0w
11 Dec 12, 14:50
http://www.videosoccer.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/australia_vs_holland_world_cup_qualifier.jpg
"Look over there, loyalty... I do not have"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PJJo4gF3Z68/Tti46svMGnI/AAAAAAAAClc/YDCr2wvVfpU/s1600/Edgar%2BDavids%25252C%2BHolland.jpg
Retard, never liked him... never.. now is player / coach of a club called Burnet.. Really? .. Guess he didnt looked at Wikipedia when he signed for them

http://www.thefootyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/player_1203_50860.jpg
GOAT player, just because he played for Rangers.. the most beautifull club in Scotland

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/02/article-1190356-052F4518000005DC-795_224x399.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n275iW54o68


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39666000/jpg/_39666337_kluivert270.jpg
Murderer

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01398/Ruud_Gullit_13_280_1398157a.jpg
Most enoying former Holland player Ive ever seen.. his analyzing of games is fucked up.. cheating bastard too..

http://e0.365dm.com/08/05/460x238/Marco-van-Basten-Holland_907234.jpg
One of the BEST Dutch players and one of the WORST Dutch coaches.. but he will be Milan coach one day.. remember, I said it first.. or .. not..

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/24/article-0-00F6082F00000578-486_468x580.jpg
Although he was the best IN HIS TIME.. he is a total dushbag (Ajax loving and shit).. always comments on everyone and everything, but to scared to take any official role.. so he is never to blame.. again, dushbag

Batman
11 Dec 12, 15:00
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/24/article-0-00F6082F00000578-486_468x580.jpg[/img]
Although he was the best IN HIS TIME.. he is a total dushbag (Ajax loving and shit).. always comments on everyone and everything, but to scared to take any official role.. so he is never to blame.. again, dushbag
[/CENTER]The fact that he is Farcelona too.

Sir0w
11 Dec 12, 15:01
1. Comment in one sentence on the following FIFAUW members:

Ahmed: Stubbern bastard who thinks he owns FIFAUW I always active when FIFA comes out and than dissapears... :awwyeah:
Andy: Who? Ohhhh the Malta guy.. good luck to him
Black: I miss his fights with Ahmed... never at popcorn again, really missed
Burak: Most decent guy of FIFAUW, never complains..
Cal: Total dushbag.. never passes the bal, looses the ball, complains about lag and shit.. and he is a Celtic fan, i dont take him serieusly
Chaz :star:: He left, he broke my heart.. a real example of a real man.. i wish i was a girl, i would have scored everything with him :D
Dara: My lover
Dino: My hater
Dylan: I would like to only comment on people who have FIFA 13 or/and a iPhone..
Jerry: Who?
Sok: Same of Burak basicly, to bad he didnt have much time in FIFA 12, you were missed and you missed alot
Willy: Our Pazzini... bit stubbern and selfish sometimes, but he is clinical .. and he is a nice guy, what the hell.. i said it

2. Kimmy or Avora
Kimmy.. i love Kimmy

3. Hottest female you've ever seen in person (pics or it didnt happen rule applies)
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc5MjgyMzk4NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODk2OTM4Mg@@._ V1._SY314_CR3,0,214,314_.jpg
Thats right, ive seen here...

4. Your fap tactic?
Dara does my fapping for me..

5. Y U No love Ajax (:proud:) like everyone else?
Maybe Ajax has the biggest fanbase in Holland.. they always have the most haters.. (and no not because they are the most sucessfull club in Holland).. they are like Milan..just.. blerghh.. and the Dutch football club I support are they biggest fan rivals..

6. Who would win in a game of darts between us?
Me :oblivious:

7. Why the fuck do you drink Heineken?
I am really more of a Grolsch guy

8. Talk us through this goal:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hLuv5AlXWE

We were already qualified for the next round, so the Dutch defenders knew Scotland would not see alot of tournaments so they gave them 1 (!) goal they cound remember the rest of their lives...



I expected more questions from you tbh :work:

Batman
11 Dec 12, 15:01
I luv the fact that you keep mentioning it Pimp for us and not for Aussies, :lol:

see Fizty-I4E-Uni triangle.

Pussy!Well, Aussies in FIF are like Cassano in Inter, as Cuchu said, no one understand him, so are the Aussies.. So let em be. :P

Sir0w
11 Dec 12, 15:09
The fact that he is Farcelona too.

FUCK BARCA... So Martijn doesnt have to do it...

---------- Post added at 17:04 ---------- Previous post was at 17:02 ----------


Explain how your country managed to can your piss and sell it soley in Ireland yet still have the balls to call it ''Gold''?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yecyAFx61r2523vo1_500.jpg

You want it, we supply is..
we supply it, you drink it..

You dont want it, we dont supply it..

Dont want to drink Dutch beer.. make it your fuckingselfs.. but maybe our shit beer is better than your shit beer..

And what would you know about beer? You cant even drink legally...

















:notbad:

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What team is that one with some bird on the logo?

ADO Den Haag :megusta:

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How many pairs of wooden shoes do you own?

None, i aint no farmer...

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@ Sir0w

Are you in any way related to Skidrow?

And a follow-up question...

Can you PM me the crack for FM13?

Thanks bud.

No I am not.. but i can always PM you a crack.. or you want crack? Fifa manager of Football manager? Fifa manager > Football manager tho

Dylan
11 Dec 12, 15:29
Fifa manager > Football manager tho

:lol:

Coasterfreek
11 Dec 12, 17:05
Why were my questions overlooked and skipped?

Sir0w
11 Dec 12, 17:17
Why were my questions overlooked and skipped?

My sincere apologies..
I dont like advocaat nor hachee

Pro's: I think the Dutch are openminded and easy going.. we have beaches and you can buy drugs or hookers on corners without getting arrested.. the average Dutch female is pretty goodlooking if you compare them to German, Scottish or Bosnian females..

No's: the weather, it sucks.. little bit like Ireland, no country wants to be ever compared to Ireland right? Economy is fucked and the political bullshit which is going on here is way too much..

sanka
11 Dec 12, 17:28
*cynicgorilla pokes Sir0w to check his questions too.

Fapuccino
11 Dec 12, 17:33
I think my biggest goal is to move to Canada

trust me dude, its a fucking shit hole. everyone is mean to each other, people never socialize out of their own groups. weather is shit. There's nothing to do. You can't have any type of fun without spending a lot of cash. maybe vancouver or montreal if you speak french, but cant speak for those. just toronto.

oh and theres like 0 hot chicks. like literally people are so fucking ugly here. I dont know if its the food, or the atmosphere, but u wont find any good looking girls.

Sir0w
11 Dec 12, 17:36
*cynicgorilla pokes Sir0w to check his questions too.

Are in the process of being answered

spork
11 Dec 12, 20:34
trust me dude, its a fucking shit hole. everyone is mean to each other, people never socialize out of their own groups. weather is shit. There's nothing to do. You can't have any type of fun without spending a lot of cash. maybe vancouver or montreal if you speak french, but cant speak for those. just toronto.

oh and theres like 0 hot chicks. like literally people are so fucking ugly here. I dont know if its the food, or the atmosphere, but u wont find any good looking girls.


wat :pokerface:

Sir0w
13 Dec 12, 09:53
1.Reveal us one epic fail moment of your FIFAUW team. Damn i got loads tbh... but the biggest one was with Nyall (did i got that right?).. he was playing his first match with us on FIFA 12.. we were with the 6 of us.. match starts and ofcourse the other team has a goalkeeper.. so the carnage on the chat begun "OUTTTTTTTTT OUTTTTTTTTT GK OUTTTTTTTTTT Play? NO OUTTTTTTTTTT" so we got out.. but we saw him go offline.. when he came back he said he paniced and turned his PS3 off.. next match.. same story and offline he went... i cried for 30 minutes of laughing

2.What's your cut about Sneijder's situation? Well Inter were the ones who gave him the contract after the treble winning season.. i understand they want him to take a paycut.. but would you guys do it at your jobs? I know Wes earns millions and shit, but its the principle that counts.. I really feel Inter is a family club, but this shit is ridiculus...Inter could have done a way better job handling this

3.Fill the gap with a FIF member in each category:
Artistic value : Howl (dont know him, but his avatars look slick
Troll expertise: Dara
Ironic strike: Dino
Lame argument: To many
Horny analysis: Ana

4.Tell us a truth and two lies about yourself, then spoiler the truth.
How the hell do i spoiler the truth? Never did that once.. now i feel sad for not knowing :derp:


5.Gief troi reasons for someone to live at Netherlands and troi reasons not to. "Gief troi"? Talking Swedish now are we? Answered

6.Explain the bonds me with dev, snake-dyna, fitzy-I4E. There is a bond?

7.You have admin powers and you could read a FIF member' s private messages who would he/she be? Ana’s, just want to know who all wants to date her or something :troll:

8.Be creative and suggest one brand new Oscar for this year.Name? Biggest Bullshit Oscar, although there would be so many nominees

9.ADRossi or Stramala? Stramala, the name Rossi reminds me to much of de Rossi

10.If the world ends accordin to Devstradamus how you gonna spend that time left? With beer and pussy, simple as that tbh :work:

Ana Banana
13 Dec 12, 19:14
7.You have admin powers and you could read a FIF member' s private messages who would he/she be? Ana’s, just want to know who all wants to date her or something :troll:

Hate to ruin the fantasy but... facebook is a lot more useful for finding that information out, tbh XD or, you know, my phone is the best source, actually. But. You might want to poke your eyes out after going through that :lol:

As for FIF, I'd gladly give out my password tbh. Nothing to hide here :P

Uncommon
13 Dec 12, 19:22
As for FIF, I'd gladly give out my password tbh. Nothing to hide here :P


Do it.

http://i50.tinypic.com/zwjqdx.png

dynasty27
13 Dec 12, 19:33
how do we pronounce your username

Sir0w
13 Dec 12, 19:46
how do we pronounce your username

Sir0 like San Sir0 :yao2: and than pronounce the w behind it..

Sokrates
13 Dec 12, 19:47
Sir0 like San Sir0 :yao2: and than pronounce the w behind it..

And what does it mean/ stand for?

Sir0w
13 Dec 12, 20:02
And what does it mean/ stand for?

Back in the day when I didnt have my own computer I used to play games at a friends house.. his name was Zer0w.. I didnt have a nickname yet so he came with Sir0w..

Dylan
13 Dec 12, 20:08
Back in the day when I didnt have my own computer I used to play games at a friends house.. his name was Zer0w.. I didnt have a nickname yet so he came with Sir0w..

Poor. . .

Sir0w
13 Dec 12, 20:14
Poor. . .

You cant ever say that to a person and I was 10, we didnt need computers back than.. spoiled kids :datass:

Dylan
13 Dec 12, 20:19
You cant ever say that to a person and I was 10, we didnt need computers back than.. spoiled kids :datass:

Me not having an iPhone. Spoiled.

Sir0w
13 Dec 12, 20:23
Me not having an iPhone. Spoiled.

Go watch Tallafornia or something :yao:

Dylan
13 Dec 12, 20:26
:palm:
Go watch Tallafornia or something :yao:

ADRossi
13 Dec 12, 21:02
trust me dude, its a fucking shit hole. everyone is mean to each other, people never socialize out of their own groups. weather is shit. There's nothing to do. You can't have any type of fun without spending a lot of cash. maybe vancouver or montreal if you speak french, but cant speak for those. just toronto.

oh and theres like 0 hot chicks. like literally people are so fucking ugly here. I dont know if its the food, or the atmosphere, but u wont find any good looking girls.

:lol: what city do you live in exactly? Must be like St. John's or Frederickton

Devious
14 Dec 12, 13:41
1.Reveal us one epic fail moment of your FIFAUW team. Damn i got loads tbh... but the biggest one was with Nyall (did i got that right?).. he was playing his first match with us on FIFA 12.. we were with the 6 of us.. match starts and ofcourse the other team has a goalkeeper.. so the carnage on the chat begun "OUTTTTTTTTT OUTTTTTTTTT GK OUTTTTTTTTTT Play? NO OUTTTTTTTTTT" so we got out.. but we saw him go offline.. when he came back he said he paniced and turned his PS3 off.. next match.. same story and offline he went... i cried for 30 minutes of laughing


:lol:

Cal
14 Dec 12, 16:07
1.Reveal us one epic fail moment of your FIFAUW team.

The #1 epic fail moment : The interviewee's own goal vs Milan.

http://www.ea.com/uk/football/videos/ugc/122496594

:trollol:

Sir0w
14 Dec 12, 17:10
The #1 epic fail moment : The interviewee's own goal vs Milan.

http://www.ea.com/uk/football/videos/ugc/122496594

:trollol:

:disgustedyao::okay::palm:

Chaz!

Ana Banana
14 Dec 12, 18:24
Do it.

http://i50.tinypic.com/zwjqdx.png

check your inbox :P


and babeeeee! :lol: that autogol!

Devious
14 Dec 12, 19:43
Do it.

http://i50.tinypic.com/zwjqdx.png

check your inbox :P


and babeeeee! :lol: that autogol!

http://i50.tinypic.com/spdemr.png

ADRossi
15 Dec 12, 00:08
of the people you are related to, how many of which have a family name that includes "van" or "de" ?

Sir0w
15 Dec 12, 00:55
of the people you are related to, how many of which have a family name that includes "van" or "de" ?

None :pokerface: .. just none tbh

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check your inbox :P


and babeeeee! :lol: that autogol!

That... well you seen the video.. i wanted to get the ball back to Chaz to start a new build-up play and than everything went wrong... FMFL

sanka
01 Jan 13, 09:31
Bump.. next one please.

Ed.
01 Jan 13, 14:38
Go watch Tallafornia or something :yao:

Lol... that shit almost made me puke.

Lionheart
01 Jan 13, 20:19
Pick Devious. Now that he won an oscar, he has to be interviewed, going all famous & shit. We all gonn' troll his ass. :troll:

Dylan
01 Jan 13, 22:07
Lol... that shit almost made me puke.



Did you ever watch Tallfornia Swipe or Youtube> Possibly the best piss-take around.

Ed.
02 Jan 13, 03:44
Did you ever watch Tallfornia Swipe or Youtube> Possibly the best piss-take around.

I better stay away from anything that has tallafornia in it. Lol.

Devious
02 Jan 13, 16:07
No :megusta:

You need to take an appointment from my secretary. you punch of nobodies.

Im Devious, Im great. :challenge:

Kato
02 Jan 13, 16:20
why so slow, Jer???? We need a new victim to amuse us :yuno:

Ed.
02 Jan 13, 16:25
No :megusta:

You need to take an appointment from my secretary. you punch of nobodies.

Im Devious, Im great. :challenge:

Who is greater? You or anton?

Devious
02 Jan 13, 17:40
Emma watson

dynasty27
02 Jan 13, 20:02
why so slow, Jer???? We need a new victim to amuse us :yuno:

He's called Jer not for no reason becuz he's jer*ing (synonym of vdfap u kno)

off.

sanka
03 Jan 13, 22:40
*gauwrilla yawns

Dylan
03 Jan 13, 23:37
Delete

Kato
04 Jan 13, 12:49
time for a ban, I think.. either that or someone else choose the next victim

dynasty27
04 Jan 13, 21:34
Interview with the REAL Marco Branca.
I mean cmon, ball, srsly, let's do this boom:thumbsup:

sanka
04 Jan 13, 21:41
I'm on for anyone, just fucking hit it we're slacking centuries..

tbh good troll idea, might have some special interest considering questions.

Kato
05 Jan 13, 11:02
email the questions through inter.it customer services.. would be hilarious

dynasty27
05 Jan 13, 17:52
Fuck y'all who forced him to do that. Now JER has become irrelevant again. At least Envious should give him some love for that.

Sir0w
12 Jan 13, 14:01
Fuck y'all who forced him to do that. Now JER has become irrelevant again. At least Envious should give him some love for that.

The way i like it :troll: