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    Happy birthday Martijn!

    Have a good one dutch man!

    Here is your 18th birthday present:





    Shit doesnt happen


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    AUW!!! Now you can officially fuck people! Something that D2 still can't!!!

    Happy birthday young fella! Salute!!!!
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    Happy b-day bro, all the best!
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    Fuck barca (= happy bday)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    Have a good one dutch man!

    Here is your 18th birthday present:




    LOLOLOLOLOL

    YOU ARE ALL JUST FREE THANK WHORES!!!

    :awwwyeah:

    THANKS!
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    FUCK BARCA

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    Hbday, enjoy!
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    Happy birthday!

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    My first 'Thanks' to Visca ever, I believe! Thanks!
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    Get your fucking shit together you worthless, spineless, brainless fucking cunts.
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    Fuck barca....I mean happy birthday martijn
    Ma Milanista Che cazzo canti, Nella tua testa I ricordi sono tanti,
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    Percio' ricorda, nella tua testa, quando eri in B tutta la nord faceva festa,
    Tifoso pirla, ma chi minacci? Altro che curva, siete un gruppo di palliaci.

    E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda, E Milan merda, Milan, Milan merda.



    BRING BACK LELE

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    HAHAHAHA I know Martijn is gonna be using all of those gifst from Devious on Barca lol!

    Happy Birthday man!....

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    Happy, happy birthday Martijn. Hope it's fantastic!
    minus.five

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    Quote Originally Posted by galoise View Post
    HAHAHAHA I know Martijn is gonna be using all of those gifst from Devious on Barca lol!

    Happy Birthday man!....
    WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA didn't even think about that yet LOL!!!

    But now that you say it... Thanks for bringing it up!
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    Happy birthtday Martijn..

    Here is your gift.. Fuck Barca.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cal View Post
    I think the point is theres a fine line between comming across as a learned individual and comming across as a bit of a wanker, and utilising every corner of your vocabulary on a global internet football forum with people many of whom don't have don't have english as their first language makes you come across as the latter.

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    Happy belated!



    ...and FUCK BARCA!

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    I can now finally legally fuck barca.

    Doing it illegally made it extra tense though.
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
    -Lionheart
    Get your fucking shit together you worthless, spineless, brainless fucking cunts.
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    Happy bday!

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    Happy birthday dude
    TI TE DOMINET MILAN

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    Happy b'day. Oh the 18th birthday reminds me of high school and the good times

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    Happy birthday bro. 18 is an awesome age, enjoy it

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    Happy b'day...lol Devious gave you exactly 11 condoms to fuck Barcelona's starting 11
    It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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