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    Ana and I are gonna get married!

    Hello everyone,

    I speak to you on this beautiful second day of December to tell you about something very special.

    Now that I am old enough, I made Ana a proposal today, and after I had to convince her my ass is worth it, she said YES. Ana and I are gonna get married!


    The engagement ring I will give Ana as soon as I meet her

    I want to thank FIF for this and know that all of FIF are invited to our wedding, which we haven't planned out yet. We will let you know as soon as we have. It will probably be somewhere in Milano, if possible in the Giuseppe Meazza where Zanetti will personally marry us, where we are also going to live. After the wedding, we will take a beautiful group picture. And no Blackmore, you won't be the one behind the camera shooting the picture, you will be ON the picture, right IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. The camera has an automatic timer.

    L.o.l., Ana and me.

    xoxxoxoxoo0xo0xo0xo0xo0

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    Don't touch Ana, she's mine





























































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    You have every reason and right to be jealous, but you could at least just congratulate us!!! It's what Ana wants!!!
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    What if she wants the both of you?
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

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    Haha look at Pajo creating new imaginations to fap on... He's already seeing us doing a trio... Sneaky dirty little bastard
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    congrats! now you can officially fuck barca.


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    This brings spam to a whole other level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me2 View Post
    Don't touch Ana, she's mine
    Da quando Hristo? You never proposed. Jmaster once said something of the sort, though

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    What if she wants the both of you?
    Way to make me seem even more like a cradle-robber.
    Sorry, babe, btw... not so into three-ways.

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    This brings spam to a whole other level
    Who said it's spam?

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    congrats! now you can officially fuck barca.
    I'm going to die of laughter. WOW!
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    I think I did Ana, 1 post back

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    You don't count. It's our engagement!
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    Well atleast he is Dutch..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynasty27 View Post
    congrats! now you can officially fuck barca.
    But Ana is not a Barcelona fan, is she?She is Inter fan, so this means Martijn will...OH SNAP! Pleas dont...
    It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncommon View Post
    But Ana is not a Barcelona fan, is she?She is Inter fan, so this means Martijn will...OH SNAP! Pleas dont...
    I believe she is a bit of both. But I will only fuck the barca side.

    Just like I always FUCK BARCA SIDEWAYS.
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    Inter has my soul, but Barca came first. Now, they're more for entertainment - which is good and bad

    Quote Originally Posted by Martijn View Post
    I believe she is a bit of both. But I will only fuck the barca side.

    Just like I always FUCK BARCA SIDEWAYS.
    And what side is that, babe?
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    Dont worry hun... i only told him that to calm him down... Ill take any side...
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    Sorry to disappoint you Matrijn.. But.. ana is LESBIAN!!
    Forza Inter

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    I know. Exciting, isn't it?

    Now I can get a trio with 2 women. HAH
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martijn View Post
    Dont worry hun... i only told him that to calm him down... Ill take any side...
    Uu. You just get better and better

    Quote Originally Posted by HuZ View Post
    Sorry to disappoint you Matrijn.. But.. ana is LESBIAN!!
    Shush! That was a secret

    Quote Originally Posted by Martijn View Post
    I know. Exciting, isn't it?

    Now I can get a trio with 2 women. HAH
    I can do that type of three-way hahaha
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    I'll ask free Willy.



    ...



    He's in.


    Ana, just pick a date.
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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