yes the title is in caps to draw attention to it. oh that annoys your precious sensitive eyes? stop complaining and GROW A PAIR, a pair of balls that is, speaking of balls you know what has balls? yes the male population of many species and also SOCCER PONG (it's a game in the arcade look it up)
As many (all?) of you know i am the self proclaimed king of soccer pong
And as your (soccer pong) king i am issuing a challenge, whomever beats my awesome score will get an awesome reward from me. "but we don't have any form of currency in this forum" you might ask, you would be wrong hypothetical asker because we do....yes the "thanks" button. "but that is not viable currency as we all have infinite amounts of it." you might respond, "shut up nerd" i would retort.*
30 thanks from me on the first random thirty posts of said person(who beats my high score). and don't try to act all cool and stuff like you don't care about "thanks" cause we all know you do.
- but zooz isn't this illegal?
- i have no idea i have not read the FAQ
- but zooz you should read the FAQ
- shut up nerd no one reads that stuff, also i would appreciate it if you would address me as "your majesty" or "your highness" until i am dethroned.*
- but your majesty thanks in this forum should be earned through the posting of smart and insightful opinions about this beautiful game and should not be cheapened by stupid contests like this, as this was not their purpose when they were invented**
-shut up hippie
*i would like to point out that i have nothing against nerds, especially the site moderator kind or any other kind that can ban me, and i will also read the FAQ because it is the most important thing ever and you should never not read the FAQ before registering in a site kids no matter how bad-ass it may seem
**by our awesome brilliant and super duper intelligent mods (who don't ban anyone for not reading FAQ and/or making stupid threads)
ALSO, everyday that my high score isn't beat one more thanks will be added to the winner