The devil comes one day to God and asks:
"Listen, we've been fighting for thousands of years now. How about we put an end to it and resolve everything with a Heaven vs. Hell football game?"
"What? You must be mad!"replied God. "We would win for sure. I have Meazza, Zamorra, Valentino Mazzola, Garrincha, Bobby Moore..."
The devil interrupts and says:"That may be true. However, I have all the referees."