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    So basically, you wobbled. Looked at a car, then stopped, got off and fucked your bike away?
    The thing was, my handlebar was fucked up. You know how it has a screw on it, right? Well, mine was loose, so it was possible for the handlebar to kinda "lock itself" and head for one direction. That was what happened, and I was heading towards a car. I don't know how, but I did manage to control it somehow, and put it back to where it's supposed to be, and changed direction. I was going downhill, so I couldn't just stop before going out on the road streets, I had to adjust it and change direction.


    After I controlled it I stopped and threw the bike away…I eventually had to pick it up, though…

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    Quote Originally Posted by bzzdk View Post
    How do you feel right now
    To put it simply? Frustrated :/

    My entire body hurts and I'm sitting in therapy playing retarded memory games that I can't complete and I'm about to start my walking therapy which is even more of a frustration. I know what to do... I just can't. It's shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Masip View Post
    To put it simply? Frustrated :/

    My entire body hurts and I'm sitting in therapy playing retarded memory games that I can't complete and I'm about to start my walking therapy which is even more of a frustration. I know what to do... I just can't. It's shit.
    You will be fine soon ( crossing fingers )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Masip View Post
    To put it simply? Frustrated :/

    My entire body hurts and I'm sitting in therapy playing retarded memory games that I can't complete and I'm about to start my walking therapy which is even more of a frustration. I know what to do... I just can't. It's shit.
    Hmm.. that explains how you get yourself in the porno thread.

    Try Porno games, they are more enjoyable. want me to send you a link?
    Quote Originally Posted by spqr351
    Im from Syria
    and well belive it or not at the stand of 2-0 there was a shooting in my area and i refused to hide in another room instead i stayed in the living room layed down on the ground and continued watching ! totally worth it ! and ehm im fine btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    Hmm.. that explains how you get yourself in the porno thread.

    Try Porno games, they are more enjoyable. want me to send you a link?
    Not been in that thread since the accident. Honestly spent maybe a total hour here at all, since... if that. Definitely not that type of frustrated; though I think I was when I last posted there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spqr351
    Im from Syria
    and well belive it or not at the stand of 2-0 there was a shooting in my area and i refused to hide in another room instead i stayed in the living room layed down on the ground and continued watching ! totally worth it ! and ehm im fine btw
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    Had lots of carcrashes in my life, but nothing beats the moment when you dive into the lake not knowing how deep it is. Hit the bottom of the lake with my forehead and bounced on surface. Thank god not straight on top of my head. Would be paralyzed or drowned.

    Bad joke , my very good friend told (while smiling) its 'no problem , you can jump'

    Wanted to smack the shit out of him..

    It was the best lesson Ive got in my life. Always careful now.

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    My mother pushed me into the sea when I was a kid. No one taught me how to swim. but since then I became a world class swimmer. taught myself everything. just figured it out dont ask me how.

    I love it when the waves are 6 feet high or more, I go there alone challenging the waves and death. knowing that I might not return again. but it`s to me like a drug, there is apossibility of over dose and death, but the risk is worth it, cause the way it makes me feel when I go there in that dangerous sea against the current and waves fighting every wave and pulling myself into and down the huge ones.. I literly smile and sometimes laugh out loud when I see another huge wave coming to get me, I just say out loud.. IS THAT WHAT YOU GOT YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH??? YOU CANT KILL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!!

    Today the sea was angry and the waves were almost deadly, I knew it would when I woke up cause the wind speed was extremely high this morning, I went to work and came before the sun goes down, changed cloth and ran to the beach, there was no one there to prevent me or trying to talk to me not to go into the angry waves, so I just took my glassess off and left it there on the chair and ran inside.. next thing was fap fap fap. and Im still alive. AWWWW FUCKEEEEN YEEAAAAAAH!! :awwwyeah:
    Quote Originally Posted by spqr351
    Im from Syria
    and well belive it or not at the stand of 2-0 there was a shooting in my area and i refused to hide in another room instead i stayed in the living room layed down on the ground and continued watching ! totally worth it ! and ehm im fine btw
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    Sorry cant do. it`s an addiction.

    No worries though, no one dies before his time. I could die now typing on a freakin keyboard, say a heart attack reading a hilarious That`s Unpossible post or even die because of a mind failure after reading a hamsun post for instant. I mean you could die doing nothing dangerous. and you can spent your all life doing stupid and dangerous things but you live till you reach 90.

    Point is, you cant live longer posting on FIF than fighting monsterous sea waves. actually it`s quite obviously the opposite.
    Quote Originally Posted by spqr351
    Im from Syria
    and well belive it or not at the stand of 2-0 there was a shooting in my area and i refused to hide in another room instead i stayed in the living room layed down on the ground and continued watching ! totally worth it ! and ehm im fine btw
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    am i gonna die then?

    I knew i shouldn't post so much..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    My mother pushed me into the sea when I was a kid. No one taught me how to swim. but since then I became a world class swimmer. taught myself everything. just figured it out dont ask me how.

    I love it when the waves are 6 feet high or more, I go there alone challenging the waves and death. knowing that I might not return again. but it`s to me like a drug, there is apossibility of over dose and death, but the risk is worth it, cause the way it makes me feel when I go there in that dangerous sea against the current and waves fighting every wave and pulling myself into and down the huge ones.. I literly smile and sometimes laugh out loud when I see another huge wave coming to get me, I just say out loud.. IS THAT WHAT YOU GOT YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH??? YOU CANT KILL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!!

    Today the sea was angry and the waves were almost deadly, I knew it would when I woke up cause the wind speed was extremely high this morning, I went to work and came before the sun goes down, changed cloth and ran to the beach, there was no one there to prevent me or trying to talk to me not to go into the angry waves, so I just took my glassess off and left it there on the chair and ran inside.. next thing was fap fap fap. and Im still alive. AWWWW FUCKEEEEN YEEAAAAAAH!! :awwwyeah:
    So, it was all just a bad wet dream.
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    i have SOME VERY near death EXPERIENCE. BUT funniest is WHEN I AM in airplane. I AM go from SAN DIEGO to DETROIT. THE hostess is GIVING me the eyes all the during safety ROUTINE, I'M think maybe SHE IS PART TIME model and PART time hostess. half way though IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT she offers me A DRINK or something TO EAT. AND when i ask WHAT is on the MENU she tells me, but I ASK IF anything SWEETER is on the MENU, sweet LIKE HER. THAT bitch melted when I gave her that COMPLIMENT. SHE told me to GO TO TOILET and wait FOR MY "dessert". AFTER listening to FEDDE LE grand i go TO TOILET and do AS HE say: put my hands up... HER SKIRT!

    ANYWAY, i will NOT GO into details but that the "DESSERT" was one of THE BEST i have had. LET US put it this WAY LIKE this, i put MY CREAM into her profiteroles, if YOU KNOW what i mean!

    WHEN we get out we find OUT THAT THERE has been BAD TURBULENCE and that we ALMOST CRASH LANDED. SOMETIME i think that MAYBE turbulence was CAUSED because we were making the LOVE SO hard in TOILET! HAHA


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    i put MY CREAM into her profiteroles, if YOU KNOW what i mean!

    The best thing I have ever read. Ever.


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    Opened the thread thinking Unpossible was gonna mention a near-death experience with an STD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by That's Unpossible View Post
    i have SOME VERY near death EXPERIENCE. BUT funniest is WHEN I AM in airplane. I AM go from SAN DIEGO to DETROIT. THE hostess is GIVING me the eyes all the during safety ROUTINE, I'M think maybe SHE IS PART TIME model and PART time hostess. half way though IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLIGHT she offers me A DRINK or something TO EAT. AND when i ask WHAT is on the MENU she tells me, but I ASK IF anything SWEETER is on the MENU, sweet LIKE HER. THAT bitch melted when I gave her that COMPLIMENT. SHE told me to GO TO TOILET and wait FOR MY "dessert". AFTER listening to FEDDE LE grand i go TO TOILET and do AS HE say: put my hands up... HER SKIRT!

    ANYWAY, i will NOT GO into details but that the "DESSERT" was one of THE BEST i have had. LET US put it this WAY LIKE this, i put MY CREAM into her profiteroles, if YOU KNOW what i mean!

    WHEN we get out we find OUT THAT THERE has been BAD TURBULENCE and that we ALMOST CRASH LANDED. SOMETIME i think that MAYBE turbulence was CAUSED because we were making the LOVE SO hard in TOILET! HAHA
    Quote Originally Posted by spqr351
    Im from Syria
    and well belive it or not at the stand of 2-0 there was a shooting in my area and i refused to hide in another room instead i stayed in the living room layed down on the ground and continued watching ! totally worth it ! and ehm im fine btw
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