1. What is your name?
2. When were you born?
3. What do you currently do (job/profession etc) ?
4. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
5. Whereabouts do you currently reside in Aus? Are you in Melbo's like those gay doods anon and raul duek? Are you in Sydno's like straight up gangstas myself and Alessandro? Or somewhere else perhaps? (keeping in mind everywhere else in australia is kinda shit) (I don't know where fitzo's lives)
6. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
7. What is your favourite memory of Inter and who is/was your favourite player over the years?
8. On a scale of to to , how legit are you?
9. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.
10. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $2000............................... would you allow him to take erotic (but of course, artistic) nude photos of you?
11. If Choppin Onions came up to you with $20000.............. would you let him.. nah I can't say that, that's too fucken depraved.
12. What are some hobbies/pastimes of yours? e.g. smelling things, collecting teeth, making trophies of the ears of fallen victims