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    Time for a change, time for a new NAME! Help me decide.

    Alright gentlemen (including Hal ), gentlewomen (including Coaster
    ) and gentle rapist (including me … for now )


    Now, we all knew that "analrapist" wasn't going to last. It's funny, but creepy. That's not how I like to roll, that's Uni's style. He's the creepy uncle that might molest you when you sleep, while I'm the goofy one who gives you chocolate, and watches you when you sleep thinking: "I could rape you, but I won't". I'm that uncle, and that's the uncle I wanna be.


    Now, let's look at the facts. Ever since I got this new name the few females that visited this forum have banished, or at least reduced the amount of posts per day. Ana only really posts in the soccermanager thread, the only thread I don't visit. Coincidence? Being a detective I've learnt that there is no such thing as a coincidence (TDKR ). Kato wants to make a comeback, but she's probably scared of the drugged up user known as analrapist. Can't blame her. Nate also disappeared, makes like 2 posts per month now…but I also blame Pandev for that tbh. Who else is there? Oh yeah, remember that Nathy chick? She hasn't logged on in months.

    It all comes down to the analrapist. For the sake of female activity, I will need to change my nick. I know, it's the GOAT nick and you all love it (except the aforementioned females, obviously…), but we have to do it.


    …oh, and before you mention Visca…dudes, she's a Barca fan. She has NO standards.






    Now, this is how it will go down. I will add a poll and you will get to decide the name. The poll will close on the 10th of August, exactly 6 months and 1 day since the previous change. Until the poll is up, you can come up with name suggestions and such, the names I like will be polled (too lazy to finish that sentence in a…correct way ).



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    Anyway, moral of the story is...never try.


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    Help me to reach 4000 posts, ask something.
    Do you want analrapist to rape your anal? I mean it's his last few days as analrapist.. you might never get it anymore.
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    YO WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY AVI LOOOOOOOOOOL???



    tbh.

    ---------- Post added at 04:54 ---------- Previous post was at 04:48 ----------

    Wtf now it's back to normal...fuck Safari on iPhone, I'm sticking with chrome.
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    Do you want analrapist to rape your anal? I mean it's his last few days as analrapist.. you might never get it anymore.
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    oh but he has big fat boobs.. still no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Analrapist View Post
    …oh, and before you mention Visca…dudes, she's a Barca fan. She has NO standards.
    Hey, I have some standards... NO standards is being a juventino.

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