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    kittie kittie kooooooooooooooooo

    I hate kids. that`s why I decided to raise cats, they can take care of themselves, shower themselves, feed themselves, boob and pie all by themselves without having to clean after them (unlike dogs) above of that they are the cutest creatures. period.

    I feel bad for the poor and the needy, and I would feel bad if I saw a kid with a broken limb or a man on a wheelchair.. but I would feel twice as bad if I saw a stray dog or cat struggling to find food on street and would feel like terrible and wont even eat or sleep for quite sometime if I saw an injured one. shit I actually hate my life when I see something like that.

    Not everyone is born with that extreme love for animals. but Im sure there are few around here..

    Meet my pets:


    Queen Cleopatra.. born in 2004, oldest cat I have. she`s had babies more than 24 times.. had more 100 babies. she`s a crazy bitch. she is so lovable too. also she`s the smartest cat Iv ever seen, she talks to me in a codic language that we developed during the years, she likes jumping on my shoulder and keep licking my hair and ears. but sometimes she`s quite a pain in the ass, just like her master.


    Casper the butcher.. has killed about two cats, started millions of fights, he currently controls the 5 blocks around the house and no stranger cat can get passed his territory.. quite a fearsome cat, not even I dare to tocuh him sometimes. just dont look hm in the eyes.. Im serious.


    Shee Asgar (smaller thing) obviously Casper`s daughter. she is the nicest most cutes cat, most quite and peacful cat ever.

    Here Ive got some vids too..

    http://www.facebook.com/video/video....92752864189347
    Shee asgar with her 2 new kitties.. asgar shee 1 (smallest thing 1) and asgar shee 2.. sweet names no?

    http://www.facebook.com/video/video....92754890855811
    Queen Cleopatra with her new born babies as well.. 4 kids. named one of them only.. Dynasty (the brown and white one).. still 3 that I havnt decide yet.


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    Im fed up with cats sometimes, my GF is huge cat lover, she has like 7 at her house

    I don't like taking care of them, but they are cute little things indeed
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    LOL EPIC

    I am getting a cat this coming month, i fucking love em.
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    I have a Golden Retriever, about 8 months old. I'll post some pics later
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    Talking about pets... here is my list:

    1 Pomeranian
    1 Labrador
    1 Dobermann
    1 Rottweiler
    1 pair of Doves
    1 Squirrel
    6 Turtles (1 of them is about 20 years old, they were my grandpa's pets. my grandma gave it to us when he passed away)
    2 Pony horses
    1 pair of Cows
    2 Silver Gibbons
    1 Lar Gibbons
    1 Peacock
    1 victoria crowned pigeon
    Few nishikigoi fishes
    1 pair of White-crested laughingthrust
    1 Cockatoo

    My fave are the gibbons..

    I used to pet a white belly sea eagle when I was 10-12 years old.

    My first ever pets was 6 small chickens, my neighbour jumped over the wall and taped their feets when I was in school. 6 of them died in hunger because they couldn't walk to the food box.

    10 years ago I was crazy with caterpillars. used to pet them in my own built butterfly cage. It was fascinating to see them develop into butterflies and how nice looking butterflies depends on how you treat the caterpillars.

    Damn.. I sound like a snow white now..
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    FAK GOBBY

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    And i tough the lonely cat ladies are crazy...
    You have them all right now, or have had throughout you life?

    /I have a cat, if you can call that a cat.

    @ Devious - You think you second cat is gangsta? Pff, mine is more badass. Might post pictures tomorrow if i have time. He does look evil tbh...
    It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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    Holy cow, what a zoo you`ve got here mate! I pet, I mean I bet the Gibbons were so much fun.

    Of all your list I adore the Labrador, cutest dogs alive man!

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    Few of my girfriends cats...
    Last edited by Pajo; 15 Aug 12 at 00:20.
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post
    Im fed up with cats sometimes, my GF is huge cat lover, she has 7 at her house

    I don't like taking care of them, but they are cute little things indeed
    7?! That's crazy, I only have 4

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    4 is not?

    She had 5 though, and one of them gave birth to two little kittens, and they decided to keep them
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
    My message to JuBe cunts

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    I didn't know Devious and Ed. were batshit insane. Actually I did.

    This thread should be renamed 'Analrapist and friends'
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    i love cats more than humans

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    Since my move, my new housemate doesn't do cats. But has 3 dogs of his own, along with my 2 beautiful puppies also, so we're a huge family of 7 currently. Paquito, Lola, Sherry, Rocco, and Angel luckily I'm not there right now so all the cleaning is up to him
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    That's fucked. Picking up the dogshit of my ONE dog is enough to make me want to kill myself, but 5? Christ.

    What makes it worse is that she playfully follows me around while I do it as if to taunt me saying 'you like that, cunt? You like that?' meanwhile I walk around my back yard with a shovel and plastic bag all
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    tbh the most disgusting thing about Barcelona is soooo many people don't clean after their dogs because of pure laziness. But all of our dogs are trained to go on a mat so it's not too bad. No evil pup following around taunting us or anything
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    Quote Originally Posted by E.J. '92 View Post
    And i tough the lonely cat ladies are crazy...
    You have them all right now, or have had throughout you life?
    The list I gave is for now. The list for throughout my life are much longer. I used to have a cuscus, a wallaby, a golden retriever, a deer, 2 monkeys, 1 junglefowl and 4-5 other genus of chickens and 10-20 birds from the smallest bird to the largest one. The junglefowl lived up to 12 years before it finally died.

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    Holy cow, what a zoo you`ve got here mate! I pet, I mean I bet the Gibbons were so much fun.

    Of all your list I adore the Labrador, cutest dogs alive man!
    The Labrador is really cute but very strong. The closest to me is the Pom and the gibbons.

    I forgot to add their names:

    Labrador - Ceko
    Dobermann - Ringo
    Rottweiler - Maxi (She is 12 years old this year which is equivalent to 84 in dogs years and 86 in gobbi, the oldest of all animals in my 'zoo')
    Pomeranian - Keanu
    Male Silver Gibbon - WuKong
    Female Silver Gibbon - WuKu
    Black Lar Gibbon - Nero

    Here is a video of WuKong 3 years ago when a Tibetan monk paid a visit to my place and blessed him:



    Don't bother with the cage size. He has been granted a new house which is almost 10x bigger than in the video.
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    FAK GOBBY

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    Only time I like cats is when I'm playing kitty cannon.

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    All I have is a tank of pet fish :foreveralone:

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