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    Just let everyone know in an explicitly polite manner that kents will be kents and get on with it.

    Anyway, here I am, where I've actually come out even in my Friday night overseas flippant racing betting. It's an eerie sort of situation. Although, when I crunch the numbers it may end up like the correction in the stock market, where I might think I'm OK when I look at my betting results, but if I add in the amount I've spent on beer it paints a different picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crzdcolombian View Post
    No man shit needs to get done!!! And I canít be fake nice. I let people work from home 2/5 days a week but I expect shit to get done.
    hate this shit, im constantly on top of people saying you told me this will be done then, is it done, why not, when will it be done etc. Then you are the dickhead for asking if its done or being annoyed it isnt done for when they told you it will be done by. Can't win


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    Quote Originally Posted by Candreva Crosses View Post
    Imagine what would happen if you flipped the fuck out. That's what you get if you discriminate one gender(the male one).
    Dude itís a private school dudes donít want to work here!!!

    Itís a sweet gig my kids will be given free tuition to a 50k+ high school and because I work here they will go to private elementry school for free as well.

    You make way less then working in a corporation or a hedge fund but man hours are fking magical, ton of holidays, good amount of vacation Time, let people work from home. Hours are flexible.

    Some people just donít know how to work.
    can we stop buying fking MFs!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crzdcolombian View Post
    Dude itís a private school dudes donít want to work here!!!

    Itís a sweet gig my kids will be given free tuition to a 50k+ high school and because I work here they will go to private elementry school for free as well.

    You make way less then working in a corporation or a hedge fund but man hours are fking magical, ton of holidays, good amount of vacation Time, let people work from home. Hours are flexible.

    Some people just donít know how to work.
    Wtf is that kind of dream job? How do I get there?

    Bro, that's the problem with only 1 gender in the team. If you'd get mad at a guy it wouldn't be that big of a deal. And atleast have 1 guy explaining that shit to the women Working as a boss can't be fun at times damn
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    I've had hemorrhoids more useful than this piece of shit.
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    i fucking love karamoah.
    He reminds me of my little cousin who is fucking retarded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candreva Crosses View Post
    Wtf is that kind of dream job? How do I get there?

    Bro, that's the problem with only 1 gender in the team. If you'd get mad at a guy it wouldn't be that big of a deal. And atleast have 1 guy explaining that shit to the women Working as a boss can't be fun at times damn
    So funny thing I told my wife. Like half my team have touched my stomach or fixed my dress shirt collar without asking me.

    I had dinner with friends last night and was like wow imagine if I did that shit to one of the women I worked with prob would get fired. And I get it dudes have been asshats for way way too long but come one.
    can we stop buying fking MFs!!!

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    Have people noticed a general lack of respect for women? Women must be respected at all costs. If only everyone else was as respectful as I am towards women, the world would be a better place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fapuccino View Post
    Have people noticed a general lack of respect for women? Women must be respected at all costs. If only everyone else was as respectful as I am towards women, the world would be a better place.
    I go a step further, all my employees are women. #heforshe
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    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    I go a step further, all my employees are women. #heforshe
    Crzd gets triggered now*
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    I've had hemorrhoids more useful than this piece of shit.
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    i fucking love karamoah.
    He reminds me of my little cousin who is fucking retarded

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    i sure would love to have as a co-worker a gal like this:

    https://twitter.com/IdiotOlympics/st...75107294756865

    the way she quit her job.
    Last edited by firmino; 12 Feb 18 at 21:42.
    My username has nothing to do with the player of loserpool fc, it is just a reference to an Italian novel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firmino View Post
    the way he quit her job.
    I like the way you accidentally didn't assume gender.
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    just a typo, i make (and constantly correct) tons of them when i write
    My username has nothing to do with the player of loserpool fc, it is just a reference to an Italian novel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fapuccino View Post
    Have people noticed a general lack of respect for women? Women must be respected at all costs. If only everyone else was as respectful as I am towards women, the world would be a better place.
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    whenever i read reviews on products i'm considering to buy i always find it funny how italian reviews tend to be more generous, compared to those in uk or usa: for the same product, i see 4/4.5 stars on average on amazon.it, 3.5 on uk/com or amazon.de (which i seldom use though as my german is poor).

    i guess we are so used to having to do with scammers that we sort of become indulgent in judging who at least try to be honest lol
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    https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2392/...reak-Up-Letter

    Gym Wouldn't Let Him Cancel Over The Phone, So He Wrote This Hilarious Break Up Letter
    February 2, 2018

    A man wrote a break up letter to his gym after he moved to another state and had to cancel his membership.

    "Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today," he said.

    So, he followed their instructions and wrote a certified letter – in the style of a heartbreaking end to a relationship.

    My username has nothing to do with the player of loserpool fc, it is just a reference to an Italian novel.

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    "Punjab minister flips coin to decide on posting of lecturers". https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...w/62903942.cms

    which is still better than how some lecturers are appointed in italy by the way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fapuccino View Post
    Have people noticed a general lack of respect for women? Women must be respected at all costs. If only everyone else was as respectful as I am towards women, the world would be a better place.
    We are not now that strength which in old days
    Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
    One equal temper of heroic hearts,
    Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
    To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fapuccino View Post
    Have people noticed a general lack of respect for women? Women must be respected at all costs. If only everyone else was as respectful as I am towards women, the world would be a better place.
    lol wut, women get respect everywhere, except for the feminist movement which is destroying themselves

    and also India. India is horrible to women
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmino View Post
    https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2392/...reak-Up-Letter

    Gym Wouldn't Let Him Cancel Over The Phone, So He Wrote This Hilarious Break Up Letter
    February 2, 2018

    A man wrote a break up letter to his gym after he moved to another state and had to cancel his membership.

    "Planet Fitness wouldn't let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today," he said.

    So, he followed their instructions and wrote a certified letter – in the style of a heartbreaking end to a relationship.

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    so apparently there is some kind of public service announcement on british radios that goes: "look for one hundred calorie snacks, two a day max". lol hilarious.

    i mean, it makes sense, but i find it hilarious nonetheless
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