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    So it’s that time of the year again. The time everybody is back in town, the time my life gets some continuity again, the time the consume of unhealthy stuff goes through the roof and the time broscience, football and girls are the center of every discussion aka the best time. University has officially opened it’s gates and lectures have started for everybody by now.

    The vibes you get on a sunny autumn day in the historic center of the city are indescribable. I hate getting up early, but enjoying as much of the day as you can makes it worth it. Had a lecture in the morning, met up with a young lady afterwards drinking some coffee, started preparing the case for next weeks lecture. Went on to have lunch with some friends, and proceeded to smoke a J with 2 other lads in the park. Later on a little more studying in the library and then headed to the hookah bar, gotta make it count before they all get closed down when November comes knocking.

    Anyway, this semester I’m attending a university volleyball course once again. I’m telling you this course is worth more than gold, it’s basically picking up girls on Milan difficulty (bites knuckles). 1. The number of ladies exceedes the guys by a large margin 2. Most of those are very decent to great looking 3. All the other guys are absolute dorks who couldn’t even talk to someone with a vagina if they were on cocaine (assuming they won’t get rushed to the hospital after suffering cardiac arrest before).
    It’s basically a playground were you can do whatever the fuck you want. I mean, yes, you gotta be careful to not get exposed when kissing a girl and your tongue tastes like another chicks turd cutter. But who cares anyway? There aren’t any real consequences.

    Will finish the day with getting high again and watching some cartoons before going to bed. Sometimes I wish every day was like that, on the other hand you learn appreciate those more.
    I did it all for the nookie


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    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    Turd cutter... Man I'm learning so much from this place. *Places gently "turd cutter" next to "nose beers"*
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    For me, Inter is the opening to new worlds and courage. Itís a strong passion, a marvellous illness. You can put up with the weaknesses and admire the courage, the same way you would with a son.
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    The process of learning never stops, just like the expansion of the universe.
    It’s all about exploiting the unfaithfulness of girls these days and becoming eskimo brothers with those unknowing current boyfriends wondering why certain regions don’t feel as tight all of a sudden as they used to.
    Personally I can’t blame any of those ladies, not being able to resist the temptation of spending some grade A boning time with the black and blue wearing Adonis.
    Neither I could miss out on the sucking power mouths develop, resembling the immense gravitational pull of a black hole or in the worst case a vacuum cleaner.

    But the most important rule witch shall never ever be broken under any circumstance is treating women with respect. If it’s a „no“ than just move on and don’t be salty. The chemistry just isn’t always there. We're living in the 21st century ffs.
    And now I have to shift my attention to matters currently important. I’ll just leave this here.
    I did it all for the nookie


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    eskimo brothers

    Keep them coming man
    Noi non siamo gobbi di merda


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    I just started dating a 20yo girl who is 8 years younger than me and down for most things a veteran creative lewd mind can concoct up.
    Yet it still sounds like you are having a better time than me right now and I fucking hate it

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    You kinda remind me that's unpossible

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    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    phonk is hilarious. The stuff that happens in his life and he keeps on post these funny posts. What a great attitude
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    When everyone in your dorm bangs the same chick. It’s called a little sister.... def gross
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!

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    It's abominable when you're eating and your grandma forces you to wave on some other grandma on a video call.

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    Phonk is a refreshment, since That's Unpossible's gone. But Phonk has the words and all.
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    I just came to say that watford is a freaken disaster
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    Extremely shit.
    Like so shit that if you took a shit on a toilet it would look like him.

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    Went to dinner with a few friends

    Some people ordered oysters.... it looked like jizz..... that shit is fking gross!
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasha View Post
    I just came to say that watford is a freaken disaster
    Most of England actually is so it's not like you won the unlucky lottery.

    If you were in London you'd find some shit to do though.
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    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
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    He's like bitcoin in January, sell him on a high while you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenDire View Post
    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children



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    So I went to a shrink like 4-5 years ago. She said in the end: "I want to see you again, so I can check if you are bipolar." I said "Yeah sure I'll come real soon".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glass box View Post
    So I went to a shrink like 4-5 years ago. She said in the end: "I want to see you again, so I can check if you are bipolar." I said "Yeah sure I'll come real soon".
    All the shrinks say I'm not bipolar because I thought I was, or I'm really good at faking normality, whatever the hell that is... Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJM View Post
    All the shrinks say I'm not bipolar because I thought I was, or I'm really good at faking normality, whatever the hell that is... Haha

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    Good old "if you admit it you are sane". Smart.

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    Halloween is next week. I was walking my dog and some neighbor was talking about not having candy with peanuts in it. Its like look your shitty kid has a allergy to a super common thing that is the universe saying... he shouldn't make it.

    the best candy has peanuts in it sorry not sorry ! Some kid comes to my house and says he doesn't like the free candy .... I'll have my dog chase him down the street

    is not being able to eat gluten(bread basically), peanuts, dairy a white rich American thing? Name your kid something super stupid to be different and then make up shit they can't eat.
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!

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