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    So it’s that time of the year again. The time everybody is back in town, the time my life gets some continuity again, the time the consume of unhealthy stuff goes through the roof and the time broscience, football and girls are the center of every discussion aka the best time. University has officially opened it’s gates and lectures have started for everybody by now.

    The vibes you get on a sunny autumn day in the historic center of the city are indescribable. I hate getting up early, but enjoying as much of the day as you can makes it worth it. Had a lecture in the morning, met up with a young lady afterwards drinking some coffee, started preparing the case for next weeks lecture. Went on to have lunch with some friends, and proceeded to smoke a J with 2 other lads in the park. Later on a little more studying in the library and then headed to the hookah bar, gotta make it count before they all get closed down when November comes knocking.

    Anyway, this semester I’m attending a university volleyball course once again. I’m telling you this course is worth more than gold, it’s basically picking up girls on Milan difficulty (bites knuckles). 1. The number of ladies exceedes the guys by a large margin 2. Most of those are very decent to great looking 3. All the other guys are absolute dorks who couldn’t even talk to someone with a vagina if they were on cocaine (assuming they won’t get rushed to the hospital after suffering cardiac arrest before).
    It’s basically a playground were you can do whatever the fuck you want. I mean, yes, you gotta be careful to not get exposed when kissing a girl and your tongue tastes like another chicks turd cutter. But who cares anyway? There aren’t any real consequences.

    Will finish the day with getting high again and watching some cartoons before going to bed. Sometimes I wish every day was like that, on the other hand you learn appreciate those more.
    I did it all for the nookie


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    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    The process of learning never stops, just like the expansion of the universe.
    It’s all about exploiting the unfaithfulness of girls these days and becoming eskimo brothers with those unknowing current boyfriends wondering why certain regions don’t feel as tight all of a sudden as they used to.
    Personally I can’t blame any of those ladies, not being able to resist the temptation of spending some grade A boning time with the black and blue wearing Adonis.
    Neither I could miss out on the sucking power mouths develop, resembling the immense gravitational pull of a black hole or in the worst case a vacuum cleaner.

    But the most important rule witch shall never ever be broken under any circumstance is treating women with respect. If it’s a „no“ than just move on and don’t be salty. The chemistry just isn’t always there. We're living in the 21st century ffs.
    And now I have to shift my attention to matters currently important. I’ll just leave this here.
    I did it all for the nookie


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    Keep them coming man
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    I just started dating a 20yo girl who is 8 years younger than me and down for most things a veteran creative lewd mind can concoct up.
    Yet it still sounds like you are having a better time than me right now and I fucking hate it

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    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    phonk is hilarious. The stuff that happens in his life and he keeps on post these funny posts. What a great attitude
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    When everyone in your dorm bangs the same chick. It’s called a little sister.... def gross
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!

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    I just came to say that watford is a freaken disaster
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    Extremely shit.
    Like so shit that if you took a shit on a toilet it would look like him.

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    Some people ordered oysters.... it looked like jizz..... that shit is fking gross!
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasha View Post
    I just came to say that watford is a freaken disaster
    Most of England actually is so it's not like you won the unlucky lottery.

    If you were in London you'd find some shit to do though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GenDire View Post
    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children



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