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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Just had to spend £200 on a new tire because i hit a pothole yesterday and it completely gashed my tire. Fucking bullshit
    That much for just one tire??
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmino View Post
    That much for just one tire??
    We don't all have Pirelli corner shops.

    My car's tires (Mercedes E Class) cost around 220 euros. Depends on the brand of tires too. I get Continental. The Michellin ones are almost 280 euros each. If I get a cheaper good brand it's like 170 euros, if I get the cheapest possible it's around 100 euros each. You don't want to put cheap tires on you car, it's the only luxury you should go to all lengths to afford.

    Smaller cars with cheaper brands can be arranged with like 40-60 euros each of course, including a discount from the tire guy, but most saloon cars usually take 150-300 euros per tire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brehme1989 View Post
    Consider it a tax on your taxes. It's the Greek school of thought: the tax for people who pay their taxes.
    Have you seen Bulgarian roads? Just to prove my point, we began building a highway in 1974... it's still in construction. I kid you not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wobblz View Post
    Have you seen Bulgarian roads? Just to prove my point, we began building a highway in 1974... it's still in construction. I kid you not.
    Yeap, been through lots of Bulgaria. Had to bribe a cop to let us go for a bogus speed limit and the lack of a Vigneta card which no one told us about

    Called a friend who lives in Bulgaria and is married to a Bulgarian for like 25 years and first question he asked before I even completed the "a cop stopped us" sentence was "how much did you give him?"

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    Ah, Bulgaria Horrible roads (especially because absolutely no light posts anywhere), horrible cops and even worse border/customs officers. Tried to reroute us to another border crossing because some kind of document "issue".... only to end up fixing it for a measly fee of 20 euros, or as they called it - one european-standard coffee

    Friendly people though, it's just the authorities that are a pain in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firmino View Post
    That much for just one tire??
    Tires for my audi only come in premium tires. Had to get continentals which was 140 and got the wheel realigned cause the pothole rotated it.
    Strachan can suck my tiny schlong

    Quote Originally Posted by Glass box View Post
    One day FIF should organize and we should go all together to watch a game. At least 50 people. Tickets are on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Tires for my audi only come in premium tires. Had to get continentals which was 140 and got the wheel realigned cause the pothole rotated it.
    Wheel realigniment is not free of charge included with the tire change?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brehme1989 View Post
    Wheel realigniment is not free of charge included with the tire change?
    nope, it's not even required for them to do in an MOT here
    Strachan can suck my tiny schlong

    Quote Originally Posted by Glass box View Post
    One day FIF should organize and we should go all together to watch a game. At least 50 people. Tickets are on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dax21 View Post
    While I typically laugh at meme people who claim to suffer from meteoropathy, this recent weather is affecting me very weirdly. Two days ago it was winter jacket weather, today I came to work in a t-shirt. Hot-cold swaps every few days. For whatever reason I am constantly tired and sleepy, I wasted three days this week by taking a nap around 5pm when I came from work only to find myself waking up at 4 or 5am, completely failing to get stuff done and in general just wasting time. And then after solid 12 hours of sleep I'll be feeling weak and tired again the next day.

    Doesn't help that construction workers are building a building directly across my workplace so I'm continuously exposed to jackhammer noise which just forces you to tune out mentally and my productivity is absolute garbage.

    I need drugs, or vacation, or something.
    Same here. I was in Belgrade yesterday, it was a beautiful summer day, . Starting tonight we're expecting heavy rains to start and last 7 days so there's that. You can't possibly feel like bursting with energy when you're waking up to grey sky and grey everything else and everyone else being moody.

    Coffee and sugar, every couple of hours, the only boost to get you through workdays.

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    restrained Ryanair passenger vows to ‘kill everyone on board’ after ‘biting fellow travellers and trying to open doors in mid-air’


    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews...kill-everyone/

    Holidaymakers were flying from Manchester to Gran Canaria when the man went on his crazed rampage and tried to hit a stewardess with a fire extinguisher and open one of the plane doors.

    lol.
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    Danish politician advertises election campaign on Pornhub

    https://www.euronews.com/2019/05/13/...ign-on-pornhub

    "Når du er færdig med at gokke, så stem på Jokke." (When you are finished gambling/masturbating, vote for Jokke!)"
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    He should try fucking a pig and filming it. Either won't help his case but at least he'll be getting them viral views.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wobblz View Post
    He should try fucking a pig and filming it. Either won't help his case but at least he'll be getting them viral views.
    Too much Black Mirror bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fapuccino View Post
    Why do business/MBA dude-bro grads love the phrase "adding value"? I remember interviewing for a tech company a few years ago, and a non-technical dude was describing me the company:

    "You see what we do here, is we add value"

    No fucking shit? Really? Isn't that what a business is? You could say that for every company on the planet.

    There's a ton of other empty buzzwords/phrases:

    - "Being a problem solver" without specifying the domain. Everyone is a fucking "problem" solver. If you're alive and breathing you've solved problems. What problems do you solve?

    - Being "goal oriented", as opposed to what? If you're oriented towards something, that is by definition a goal.
    its basic economics bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    its basic economics bro
    Bakery: What we do here is we add value.

    Yeah, I know. That's why I'm paying you money. Money = Value.
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    Lol what's New Zealand's beef with cats? I heard that a regional council is considering banning them altogether to protect some native animals (birds, rodents, other small animals).

    I'm sure it cannot be this simple but still, wtf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmino View Post
    Lol what's New Zealand's beef with cats? I heard that a regional council is considering banning them altogether to protect some native animals (birds, rodents, other small animals).

    I'm sure it cannot be this simple but still, wtf?
    Can't wait to see them lose a war against cats like Australia did with the Emus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmino View Post
    Lol what's New Zealand's beef with cats? I heard that a regional council is considering banning them altogether to protect some native animals (birds, rodents, other small animals).

    I'm sure it cannot be this simple but still, wtf?
    Good for them. Cats are annoying little cunts.
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    i've bought a jar of pickled lemongrass. i didn't even know lemongrass (the plant used to repel mosquitoes) was edible. what a crap, it went directly into the rubbish. it felt like eating soap.
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