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    Bullshit is the veins of life, it is the only motive of this world to go on and on, Bullshit is just a big word thrown around by big men who find it harder to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Bullshit is a fact. It's not an opinion. Bullshit is a declaration. It's not a dare. Bullshit is not potential. Bullshit is not temporary. Bullshit is everything. Cause when work, commitment, and pleasure all become one and you reach that deep well where passion lives, everything really becomes bullshit.

    We come to this life to start wasting every moment we have on nothing but bullshit. we consume this world`s resources to continue living doing bullshit. We take somethings seriously while deep inside they are nothing but bullshit. Even when someone does something significant on the human level, in the end of the day it just passes by like a bull who has just took a shit.

    Bullshit is life. And life is bullshit.

    I`ll just quote William Shakeshit - To bull, or not to shit (from Hamlet 3/1+7=19)

    To bull, or not to shit: that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous shit,
    Or to take arms against a sea of bullshit,
    And by opposing end them? To die: to shit;
    No more; and by a sleep to say we shit
    The heart-ache and the thousand natural bullshits
    That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Deviously to be wish'd. To bull, to eat shit;
    To bull: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come shit
    When we have shuffled off this mortal shit,
    Must give us fuck: there's the bullshit
    That makes calamity of so long life;
    It`s all useless because life is bullshit;

    Bullshit here and bullshit there.. bullshit bullshit everywhere.

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    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    Bullshitology by Bullvious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    You're just pissed you didn't create this thread.


    I call BULLSHIT on that. . I don't make threads like these.

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    Why the fuck is Fitz posting on European time? It was 3am damnit. I'm fast asleep, duke is drunk throwing up, I4E is wanking now that his wife is finally asleep and Uni is finally cleaning up his tools from his late night operations.

    Too early dude.



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    I was havin a bit of a drink farken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snake View Post
    Why the fuck is Fitz posting on European time? It was 3am damnit. I'm fast asleep, duke is drunk throwing up, I4E is wanking now that his wife is finally asleep and Uni is finally cleaning up his tools from his late night operations.

    Too early dude.


    I don't wank late at night, the house is waaaaaaaaaaay too quiet at that time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snake View Post
    Why the fuck is Fitz posting on European time? It was 3am damnit. I'm fast asleep, duke is drunk throwing up, I4E is wanking now that his wife is finally asleep and Uni is finally cleaning up his tools from his late night operations.

    Too early dude.
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    you guys also get weirder by the day
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    Holy shit that actually works?!?!?!

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    With Bullshit, you`ll never walk alone.

    Quote Originally Posted by GenDire View Post
    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    Bullshit is bigger, stronger and lives longer.

    Quote Originally Posted by GenDire View Post
    They should put the whole squad on the sex offender list for exposing themselves in front of 10,000 children


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    Bullshit is bigger, stronger and lives longer.
    How u know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    Bullshit is bigger, stronger and lives longer.
    Manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure'. You know, it's, it's 'nure', which is good. and a 'ma' in front of it. Ma-nure. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure'. You know, it's, it's 'nure', which is good. and a 'ma' in front of it. Ma-nure. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
    I call SHIT on that statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coasterfreek View Post
    I call SHIT on that statement.
    I call Costanza.
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