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    Jerk off beforehand (pun not intended), just take it easy and don't talk about FIFA too much.

    Hard to really say, we don't know what kind of girl she is or what kind of guy you are. Just be you and hopefully she likes that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Going on a first date for the first time in about a year, any tips out there guys?
    Show her your fav porn hub videos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Going on a first date for the first time in about a year, any tips out there guys?
    If you need advice from people on this forum you're already screwed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ADRossi View Post
    If you need advice from people on this forum you're already screwed.


    this is you...not that I'm any better tho hah

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Going on a first date for the first time in about a year, any tips out there guys?
    Don't make it an interview where you barrage a bunch of questions at a girl in an attempt to keep the conversation going, its always forced. Keep it slow and steady, don't appear too eager and agreeable. If it's a nice girl and you are not trying to get laid the same night, try to be the one who ends the date, makes you look as if you have more important shit to do and also prevents you from running out of things to talk about on the first date, which can happen. Buy a nice perfume, it doesn't have to be expensive, a nice perfume is your Julio Cruz in dating.
    Go in with low expectations and don't be depressed if it doesn't turn out to be what you wanted because that can hurt.

    Have fun above all.

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    Rant about FFP and Settlement Agreement for an hour straight like I do
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Rant about FFP and Settlement Agreement for an hour straight like I do
    Im preparing a power point presentation all about how Milan are cunts, how their punishment is bullshit and how UEFA has rolled themselves over for them and the big oil clubs while shitting on us
    Strachan can suck my tiny schlong

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    One day FIF should organize and we should go all together to watch a game. At least 50 people. Tickets are on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Im preparing a power point presentation all about how Milan are cunts, how their punishment is bullshit and how UEFA has rolled themselves over for them and the big oil clubs while shitting on us
    Always maintain eye contact and imagine her without clothes. It'll help with the nerves when presenting a powerpoint. Also, don't put your hands in your pockets, it comes over very sleasy. Ace that presentation!
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    Try not to stare at her tits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dylan View Post
    Try not to stare at her tits.
    Key word here being try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Going on a first date for the first time in about a year, any tips out there guys?
    Ask "How good is Rugby League?"
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

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    You shouldn't need advice for dating. Either you like each other or you don't. It's not a job interview. Don't put a fake front and waste your time (unless you're just trying to get laid).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Ask "How good is Rugby League?"
    Don't do this.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    \_(ツ)_/

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Going on a first date for the first time in about a year, any tips out there guys?
    Make her pay for everything...
    INTERISTA 4 EVER

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    Give her an unexpected compliment, like telling her you like her cum pockets, errr, socks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Don't do this.
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    Just (don't) do it.



    On another note, I love this thread. Who come up with it?
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

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    Let's all be miserable together...

    Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

    Have a nice day

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    That escalated quickly...

    JJ, don't do anything stupid man, aight? You'd laugh whole heartedly looking back at the things you thought you won't live through in a couple of months time.
    Inter is an artistic venture, almost poetic. It is capable of provoking immense, unreachable joy and bitter disappointment. Its never done by half-measures.
    For me, Inter is the opening to new worlds and courage. Its a strong passion, a marvellous illness. You can put up with the weaknesses and admire the courage, the same way you would with a son.
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    True Detective season 1 scene

    Rust Cohle: I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, this accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing. Walk hand in hand into extinction. One last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
    Marty Hart: So what's the point of getting out of bed in the morning?
    Rust Cohle: I tell myself I bear witness, but the real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide.


    This is pretty much my life... Or how i feel about it... Not much and cannot escape it.
    If I get happy it's a for a couple of minutes and then it fades in to complete nothingness... And change... Nothing really changes in a person, just an illusion of the change, lying to yourself to get through the day

    Sorry for the nihilism

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    Lol, Rust Cohle sounds he is quoting me on the matters of suicide, reproduction and the overall meaninglessness of life as I've put through very similar philosophies in front of friends. I get you.

    Still though, this is what the newer parts of our brains come up with, while the reptile brain part is laughing with a vicious hiss. That being said I'm going out for a pack of ciggies and a coffee... This shit is inescapable.

    Don't know what happened to you but it'll inevitably pass, fade out and even be forgotten. Similar to the advice parents give you when you're a kid - you're absolutely sure it's bullshit made to make you feel better (or worse, depending on the advice) but in hindsight you see how they were spot on. So it might seem I'm talking out my ass but I truly believe that time heals everything and in the end we become "better", for lack of a better word.
    Inter is an artistic venture, almost poetic. It is capable of provoking immense, unreachable joy and bitter disappointment. Its never done by half-measures.
    For me, Inter is the opening to new worlds and courage. Its a strong passion, a marvellous illness. You can put up with the weaknesses and admire the courage, the same way you would with a son.
    Massimo Moratti


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