Seeing as how everyone was looking for a Raul Duke thread, I've decided not to.
Cal, Calum, Callum, Goodwillie, Alba or BritFag you do have a choice to accept this interview.
1) How come my keyboard has a £ sign on it but not Euro sign?
3) Make an XI from Ireland and Scotland.
4) What happened to the other 'L' in your name?
6) You still ripping up that RM?