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    Interview with Shaun

    Interview with Shaun

    1. Name?

    2. Job?

    3. Superpowers?

    4. What are your hobbies/interests?

    5. What sort of music you into

    6 (secs). What sort of music do you despise

    7 (siven). Whereabouts do you currently reside? *

    8. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

    9. Describe the following shitheads using a few words or emoticons

    Dyntertainmet
    Analrapist
    Blackmore
    N4l
    Browha
    Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos
    Pajo
    Fitzy
    Raul Duke
    Universe
    I4E
    gauwrilla
    Lionheart
    B-rad (choppinions)
    Buzzdick
    Dylan
    Devious
    ADRossi
    Snake
    Roller coaster
    Ana
    crzdcolombian
    Sokrates
    Nyall
    the REAL Nyall
    any other Nyalls not mentioned
    Cal
    Visca
    Willy
    Kato
    wera
    ninuk
    Michael
    Cafe Cordoba
    monster09
    Batman
    KevinB
    skeet
    spork
    JJM
    Pimp
    Ed.
    Martijn
    Wallace

    9. If you could breed a mammal and a non-mammal to create some hybrid abomination to keep as a pet what would it be?

    1. If you could pick one artist, movie star, historical figure (I4E not counted), FIF member, inter player and a made-belief character (Uni not included) to spend a night of debauchery with. Who would they be?

    11. What's your favorite:

    Movie
    Song
    Book
    Brand of pre-bottled water

    12. List 5 pathetic reasons as to why NZers are better than Aussies

    13. Sheep. Discuss (sorry, couldn't resist)


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    Tits or asses?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raul Duke View Post
    6 (secs). What sort of music do you despise

    7 (siven). Whereabouts do you currently reside? *


    I know wi shouldn't laugh, but thuts fenny
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    Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?
    Ok, what do you want to change your avatar?
    Nuova stagione, nuova squadra, nuove speranze...

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    Your top 5 Batman villains, most evil ones...

    Superman has boring enemies. Do you agree with this notion?

    Orcas or Crocodiles?

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    Y or h?
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Would you rather have a 18-inch cock, which will quickly impede blood flow to your brain, or one that is half an inch long and become the laughing stock of your peers?


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    Why am I never on the list of shit-heads to describe?
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    have you ever thought about fucking sheep?

    have you ever actually done it
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    Why not Shawn or Sean? Or John?
    #InterMentality

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?
    Actually i would like to know that to, because i never rinse with water afterwards...
    It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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    I always do. If mouthwash was anyway good then it wouldn't be effected by a gulp of water.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

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    What do you like to drink?

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    I hope it is not milk..
    FC INTERNAZIONALE

    I thought football in Italy had changed, but it seems that a zebra never changes its stripes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raul Duke View Post
    Interview with Shaun
    1. Name? Shaun Troy W$%&&A&ER

    2. Job? Part time data entry, part time professional bum

    3. Superpowers? bad eye sight, insomnia, elevated vertical head position, super metabolism, 5 minute abs

    4. What are your hobbies/interests? Music, tennis, Films, go-karts, cricket, touch-rugby, cycling, reading, INTER

    5. What sort of music you into - Metal, Post Rock, Indie Rock, Noise Rock, Folk-Rolk Drone, Alt-Rock, IDM, Ambient, White Noise, Classical, Modern Classical, Abstract Hip-Hop, Prog, Trip-Hop, Instrumental, Drum and Bass, Breakbeat, and I really like soundtracks

    6 (secs). What sort of music do you despise - Pop, R&B, gosspel and Bon Jovi

    7 (siven). Whereabouts do you currently reside?
    Christchurch, NZ - Land of 10,000 earthquakes.


    8. When did you start supporting Inter and why?
    2002, Inter vs. Chievo, the first non EPL or national game of football I ever watched. I can't really explain it. Awesome colours, amazing stadium, Inter were stacked with amazing strikers, something just clicked. Plus they were not English

    9. Describe the following shitheads using a few words or emoticons

    Dyntertainmet - Terrible name
    Analrapist - Arrested Developement
    Blackmore - Better than Whiteless
    N4l - my favourite egyptian
    Browha - Not world class, not bad either
    Vasilioooooooooooooooooooooooooos - Deserves at least a litle bit more ooos
    Pajo - Great member
    Fitzy - :awwwyeah::awwwyeah::awwwyeah::awwwyeah:
    Raul Duke - Nice avatar, Australian
    Universe - He almost makes up for his small penis in personality
    I4E - Annoying name, otherwise
    gauwrilla - I picture them with hair knuckles
    Lionheart - Nice suit, has swag. Gotta respect swag
    B-rad (choppinions) - for a long time I read their name as choppin onions
    Buzzdick - probably has no hair down there
    Dylan - who uses their real name as a handle?
    Devious - He isn't as devious as he thinks he is, but
    ADRossi - :milkrageface:
    Snake - Good guy, probably looks better without his shirt on than I do
    Roller coaster - Waterslide
    Ana - Im uncomfortable with the lack of a second N
    crzdcolombian - Player manager for every player from his country
    Sokrates - Great philosopher
    Nyall - not real
    the REAL Nyall - Too Real
    any other Nyalls not mentioned - iimitation is the sincerest form of flattery
    Cal - Thanks me a a lot, I respect that
    Visca - My favourite barca fan other than shakira
    Willy - Penis
    Kato - first member I'd copulate with other than Fitzy
    wera
    ninuk - His own person
    Michael - Thanks
    Cafe Cordoba - Old school
    monster09 - alright for a Man United fan
    Batman - nightwing is better
    KevinB - The best kevin in Belgium
    skeet - Reminds me of Doug Funny:excitedeyes:
    spork - A sharp spoon
    JJM - Good guy, good posts
    Pimp - Pimp!
    Ed. Short and sweet
    Martijn - :derpcry:
    Wallace - Has an old man name, but otherwise

    9. If you could breed a mammal and a non-mammal to create some hybrid abomination to keep as a pet what would it be?
    Dog, and a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish - He'd be pretty bad-ass, perhaps poisonous. And he'd save me on the cost power and I wouldnt trip over him in the night

    1. If you could pick one artist, movie star, historical figure (I4E not counted), FIF member, inter player and a made-belief character (Uni not included) to spend a night of debauchery with. Who would they be?

    Salvador Dali, Aubrey Plaza, Oscar Wilde, Fitzy, Cassano, Ron Swanson(parks and recreation)
    OR
    Beyonce, Jessica Biel, Jacqueline Kennedy, Fitzy, Schelotto, and Wonder Woman

    11. What's your favorite:
    Movie - The Burbs or The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
    Song - Like Spinning Plates
    Book - Catch 22
    Brand of pre-bottled water - I live in NZ, you never need a bottled-water:awwwyeah:

    12. List 5 pathetic reasons as to why NZers are better than Aussies
    -Not Convicts
    -We don't need to put O's or Y's at the end of every cunt's name. Fitzy, Dave-o etc etc
    - We don't live on a hot sandy rock
    - We don't have a ginger in PM
    - Russel Crowe thinks he is Australian


    13. Sheep. Discuss (sorry, couldn't resist)

    Me and sheep:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sokrates View Post
    Tits or asses?


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    Asses. Easily

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?
    depends how strong the taste of mouthwash is in your mouth. If you cannot help but taste it you should probably rinse a little
    Last edited by Shaun; 07 Mar 13 at 22:53.
    Quote Originally Posted by DM_ View Post
    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    I dont think juventus are willing to sell


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    Quote Originally Posted by Y&h View Post
    Your top 5 Batman villains, most evil ones...

    Superman has boring enemies. Do you agree with this notion?

    Orcas or Crocodiles?
    Most of Batman's villains are more crazy than evil. My favourites anyway:

    1. Joker
    2. Two-Face
    3. Bane
    4. Hugo Strange
    5. Riddler

    And Deathstroke is my favourite DC villain. I don't like Superman or his enemies. Lex though is the exception.

    And Orcas by far. They're amazing creatures.
    Quote Originally Posted by DM_ View Post
    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    I dont think juventus are willing to sell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Since no one answered me in the other thread, after using mouthwash, am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with water again?
    I went to a dentist yesterday and wasnt allowed to rinse again.
    FC INTERNAZIONALE

    I thought football in Italy had changed, but it seems that a zebra never changes its stripes.
    FAK GOBBY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Y or h?
    Definitely Y

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    Quote Originally Posted by spork View Post
    Would you rather have a 18-inch cock, which will quickly impede blood flow to your brain, or one that is half an inch long and become the laughing stock of your peers?
    This is a tough question. Do women actually want to fuck 18 inch dicks? And how rich am I? If i'm rich I don't need to be smart. Probably the latter though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interista809 View Post
    Why am I never on the list of shit-heads to describe?
    Because you don't stand out. Not really a bad thing. Change your avatar to something creepy or a female's ass then change your name to cuntrag and you'll probably eventually be included.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PimpinAintEasy View Post
    have you ever thought about fucking sheep?

    have you ever actually done it
    I've thought about the logistics of fucking a sheep, but I've never wanted to.

    I would contemplate this: http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

    if we keep playing like we are today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynasty27 View Post
    Why not Shawn or Sean? Or John?
    Shawn seems too American as they tend to emphasize the W sound even when it's spelled the other ways. Sean makes no sense. John is such a horrible, generic, old man's name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coasterfreek View Post
    What do you like to drink?
    Fruit smoothies, Flavoured Milk. Cherry Dr. Pepper

    Whisky, Vodka, Tequila
    Quote Originally Posted by DM_ View Post
    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    I dont think juventus are willing to sell


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