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    Joke about Roma

    I read this somewhere........



    earlier on in the year...

    Roma coach Luigi Del Neri is having a chat with Inter boss Roberto Mancini.

    Del Neri: Roberto how is it that your squad are practically unbeatable this season?

    Mancini That's easy. I have Surrounded myself with intelligent players.

    Del Neri: But how do you know if they're intelligent?

    Mancini: I pose them a simple question. I'll show you.

    Mancini proceeds to ring up Javier Zanetti and put him on speaker phone...

    Mancini:Javier, it's Mancini here. I have a quick question for you. If your father has a child, but this child is niether your brother nor your sister, then who is it?

    J. Zanetti: That's easy, it's me.

    Mancini: Thanks thats perfect, see you at practice.

    Del Neri: Excellent question. That is a really good way of testing your players intelligence.

    A few days later Del Neri is at Trigoria watching his Roma side training, and then he calls Francesco Totti over.

    Del Neri: Francesco, is just want to ask you a quick question. If your father has a child and your mother has a child, bu this child is neither your brother nor sister, then who is it?

    Totti, in some difficulty, cancentrates hard on the question.

    Totti: Not my brother... not my sister...then who is it? Is it Ok if i have ten minutes boss?

    Del Neri: Sure. You can tell me even after training.

    Totti quickly went to his teammates and asked them the same question. Antonio Cassano, Vincenzo Montella and Ivan Pellizzolli were stumped... So Totti went next door and asked Nino the shop owner the same question.

    Nino: Francesco, you are an idiot, it's me, isn't it?

    Totti excitedly ran back to Del Neri.

    Totti: I have the answer boss.

    Del Neri: Godd tell me.

    Totti: it's Nino the shop owner.

    Del Neri: Totti, you are an idiot, Its Javier Zanetti!!
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    Re: Joke about roma

    Hehehehehehehehehehehe nice
    Man...this is a very funny "joke"...
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    oh god, lol thats the funniest thing ever.

    i had to tell my whole family. interista your a great man!


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    Oh Great Lord, I've been laughing out loud today reading over what has been posted on FI the past two days.

    This is so freaking hilarious, thanx for sharing it with us.



    I just can't stop laughing.


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    That was freaking HILARIOUS!!

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    roflmao ! hahahaha Lol great one proceed to next level
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    I read that in a magazine a couple of months ago but it still cracks me up!

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    LOLOLOLOL!

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    very funny!

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    wow what funny joke

    it's so funny
    wow and the best I don't like totti so I loughed so much
    thanks

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    Simply fantastic story!
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    Good One..
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    hahaha... it's such a simple joke yet it cracks me up!

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    hhahahahahaha.. that joke is so hilarious!
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    lol, i'd never seen this thread before, nice joke
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    If anyone gets any new jokes post them up!
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    Joke is from the Calcio Italia magazine in England. Great joke read it on a train once and was laughing my azz off.

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