Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 40

Thread: Interview with wicked wizard

  1. #1
    Ed.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    07 Mar 11
    Posts
    12,680
    Thanked
    9,116 times
    Fav. Player
    Emma Watson

    Tokelau

    69

    Interview with wicked wizard

    THE UNTOLD STORY OF THE BITCH OF UK

    I dare to answer in truth with all honesty.

    1. Name?

    2. Birthday?

    3. Jobs?

    4. Sexual orientation?

    5. When did you start supporting Inter?

    6. What is your favorite memory of Inter and who is/was your favorite player over the years?

    7. If you're going to a bar, who are the 5 fif members to join you and why ?

    8. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself.

    9. Are you a virgin?

    10. How many times do you use toilet papers in a day?

    11. Do you use the toilet papers to wipe your ass or dick/pussy?

    12. What's you favorite foods?

    13. Do you drink milk? :coaster:

    14. Have you ever been to Australia? What do you think of them?

    15. You MUST pick 1 who you would consider to sleep with from below:











    16. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon:

    Analrapist
    Blackmore
    N4L
    browha
    Vasilios
    Pajo
    Fitzy
    Raul Duke
    Universe
    I4E
    cynicgorilla
    Lionheart
    Choppin'
    Dynasty
    BzzLightyear
    Dylan
    Handoyo
    Stefan
    Devious
    ADRossi
    Snake
    JJM
    Rollercoaster
    Ana
    Earth
    crzdcolombian
    Sokrates
    Nyall
    KevinB
    Cal
    Visca
    Willy
    Kato
    wera
    Interista809
    Fapuccino
    Michael
    Cafe Cordoba
    monster09
    Batman
    PimpAin'tEasy
    Martijn
    Wallace
    Y&h
    Uncommon
    Mad Biscione
    Scottish One
    Bluenine
    FUCK M I L A N
    Suneet
    Wobblz
    Thats Unpossible
    rockball
    CABEZAdFUEGO
    Ffi201zi002tlis
    Earth
    Nerazzurro
    Anton the great
    Lothar of the Hill people
    DirettaInter
    Shaun
    wambam
    Minardista
    The_Dude
    chipschups
    Howl
    Dude
    Broseph Stalin
    interista4
    Thatdude
    Jorgensen
    Spork
    vitomins
    Ed.

    17. Which rank do you think Inter will end up this season?

    18. Have you ever masturbated by fantasizing on someone else mother or father? Tell us the story..

    19. Sanitary pad or tampon? why?

    20. Would prefer to be the male or female on male-male relationship?


    Only God knows what you did there...
    FC INTERNAZIONALE

    I thought football in Italy had changed, but it seems that a zebra never changes its stripes.
    FAK GOBBY


  2. #2
    Raul Duke's Avatar
    Join Date
    19 Dec 08
    Posts
    4,867
    Thanked
    5,356 times
    Fav. Player
    Milito

    Australia

    60 Forum Supporter
    you should have given him a larger selection of 14yr olds.


  3. #3
    Somebody stop me! Devious's Avatar
    Join Date
    01 Oct 06
    Posts
    11,470
    Thanked
    22,810 times
    Fav. Player
    Javier Zanetti

    Egypt

    Nicest Poster
    You just needed the thanks, didnt ya?

    Shit doesnt happen

  4. Thanks (3): AbdiWirajaya, JJM, KevinB

  5. #4
    Universe's Avatar
    Join Date
    27 Jan 09
    Posts
    16,703
    Thanked
    26,900 times
    Fav. Player
    Bossvaldo

    South Korea

    89 Forum Supporter Most Humorous Member
    Quote Originally Posted by Raul Duke View Post
    you should have given him a larger selection of 14yr olds.
    Yahahahahahaha. The first one is the only 'normal' looking one as she could easily be some actress, model or another kind of celebrity. The 2nd and 3rd are some steamy fresh jailbait Ed's been stalking on Facebook and the 4th girl is some gross porn star or some shit.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


  6. #5
    Ed.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    07 Mar 11
    Posts
    12,680
    Thanked
    9,116 times
    Fav. Player
    Emma Watson

    Tokelau

    69
    Quote Originally Posted by Raul Duke View Post
    you should have given him a larger selection of 14yr olds.
    oops..

    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    You just needed the thanks, didnt ya?
    no. i did it because some members asked for it. told ya.. i'm not a thank whore like you.
    FC INTERNAZIONALE

    I thought football in Italy had changed, but it seems that a zebra never changes its stripes.
    FAK GOBBY

  7. Thanks (3): AbdiWirajaya, Devious, JJM

  8. #6
    might be Deadpool wera's Avatar
    Join Date
    28 Mar 11
    Posts
    17,631
    Thanked
    15,244 times
    Fav. Player
    Bea Arthur

    South Korea

    21. on which drugs are you when you post?

    22. What are your favourite football players now and the all time ones?
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    If Icardi is ever sold for 110m euros i'll stop watching football and promote Pimp to moderator.


  9. #7
    wicked wizard's Avatar
    Join Date
    01 Jul 11
    Posts
    1,871
    Thanked
    892 times
    Fav. Player
    recoba

    UK

    i dont know how to quote properly so al have to do it my way

    1. Name? jamie

    2. Birthday?. 8th september 1987

    3. Jobs?. Catalogue model

    4. Sexual orientation? girls i dont know how familiar you are with them

    5. When did you start supporting Inter? when i was 8

    6. What is your favorite memory of Inter and who is/was your favorite player over the years? recoba debut/recoba

    7. If you're going to a bar, who are the 5 fif members to join you and why ?. you browha,dylan,monster and pencipile just in case i get in a bar fight for back up.

    8. Using just one of our many fine smileys/emoticons, depict yourself. am a grown man dont use smilleys.

    9. Are you a virgin? no thats why am a bit of a outcast here

    10. How many times do you use toilet papers in a day? dont need to

    11. Do you use the toilet papers to wipe your ass or dick/pussy? no i use money

    12. What's you favorite foods? kfc

    13. Do you drink milk? :coaster: no am not 7 years old

    14. Have you ever been to Australia? What do you think of them?fuck no. if grown men over there get drunk of fosters then i cant really think much about them.tbh

    15. You MUST pick 1 who you would consider to sleep with from below: you got the whole internet to chose from this the best you can do smh.


    16. Describe the following members with a few words or an emoticon: thats long tbh

    17. Which rank do you think Inter will end up this season? 4th or 5th

    18. Have you ever masturbated by fantasizing on someone else mother or father? Tell us the story..just your mum and you dad too.

    - - - Updated - - -

    wera the same ones you take that make you think you can rap i think.

    right now zlatan Luis Suárez kun and Rodrigo Palacio. all time too many to name

    - - - Updated - - -

    wera the same ones you take that make you think you can rap i think.

    right now zlatan Luis Suárez kun and Rodrigo Palacio. all time too many to name


  10. #8
    Ed.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    07 Mar 11
    Posts
    12,680
    Thanked
    9,116 times
    Fav. Player
    Emma Watson

    Tokelau

    69
    I'm disappointed with the answer for 15, 19, and 20.
    FC INTERNAZIONALE

    I thought football in Italy had changed, but it seems that a zebra never changes its stripes.
    FAK GOBBY

  11. #9
    Doffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    27 May 11
    Posts
    2,705
    Thanked
    1,095 times
    Fav. Player
    MI9
    Old name
    hansolo

    Chile

    Bahahhahaa epic thread tbh. Wicked is the man. #Respect

  12. #10
    Cal's Avatar
    Join Date
    15 May 11
    Posts
    4,751
    Thanked
    4,115 times
    Fav. Player
    Y. Nagatomo

    Tenerife

    77
    Quote Originally Posted by wicked wizard View Post
    9. Are you a virgin? no thats why am a bit of a outcast here





    Question:
    Explain the double posts

  13. Thanks (3): AbdiWirajaya, Devious, KevinB

  14. #11
    Fitzy's Avatar
    Join Date
    21 Aug 09
    Posts
    9,949
    Thanked
    15,572 times
    Fav. Player
    Zanetti

    Australia

    Forum Supporter
    Quote Originally Posted by wicked wizard View Post
    if grown men over there get drunk of fosters then i cant really think much about them.tbh
    Fosters
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

  15. Thanks (5): AbdiWirajaya, Ed., I4E, Raul Duke, Shaun

  16. #12
    Ed.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    07 Mar 11
    Posts
    12,680
    Thanked
    9,116 times
    Fav. Player
    Emma Watson

    Tokelau

    69
    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Fosters
    you prefer VB?
    FC INTERNAZIONALE

    I thought football in Italy had changed, but it seems that a zebra never changes its stripes.
    FAK GOBBY

  17. #13
    Dylan's Avatar
    Join Date
    20 Jul 08
    Posts
    22,900
    Thanked
    20,664 times
    Fav. Player
    Walter Samuel

    Ireland

    13
    Quote Originally Posted by Cal View Post




    Question:
    Explain the double posts
    Already explained. He said he posts from PS3.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    you can all go fuck your mohters, just my 2 cents.

  18. Thanks (1): Alan

  19. #14
    Fitzy's Avatar
    Join Date
    21 Aug 09
    Posts
    9,949
    Thanked
    15,572 times
    Fav. Player
    Zanetti

    Australia

    Forum Supporter
    Quote Originally Posted by Ed. View Post
    you prefer VB?
    VB
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

  20. Thanks (5): AbdiWirajaya, Ed., I4E, Raul Duke, Shaun

  21. #15
    I4E's Avatar
    Join Date
    03 Jul 11
    Posts
    10,899
    Thanked
    12,954 times
    Fav. Player
    ₩€$£€¥

    Macedonia

    6 Forum Supporter
    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Fosters
    It's why we export that piss
    INTERISTA 4 EVER

    “I don’t think the formation model counts, it’s all about the principles and the attitude" - Stefano Pioli

  22. Thanks (3): AbdiWirajaya, Fitzy, Raul Duke

  23. #16
    I'm better than Icardi Pimpin's Avatar
    Join Date
    13 Jul 11
    Posts
    14,123
    Thanked
    13,665 times
    Fav. Player
    22IcardiBroHand
    Old name
    DomesticatedPimp

    Albania

    59
    why/how did your waste your talents?

    if you are british, why do you hate brits so much
    Quote Originally Posted by bandiera View Post
    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
    Quote Originally Posted by bandiera View Post
    I did some thinking over the bench issue. I think when a player is benched, it can make them think more.

  24. #17
    Shaun's Avatar
    Join Date
    04 Mar 04
    Posts
    13,950
    Thanked
    17,830 times
    Fav. Player
    Kovacic

    Macau

    57 Forum Supporter 10 years of FIF Best Overall Poster
    You're friends with one player at our club, who is it and why?


    You're now god. Make an animal using body parts from existing animals


    How will the world end, and when do you think it will be?


    Would you rather die from multiple snake bite to your dick, or from some deadly parasite which enters through one of your orifices and grows inside your intestines to the size of an basketball and then randomly explodes?

    List your top 10 musical artists and films


    You can choose to the dinner with any three people, living or or dead. Who do you choose and why
    Quote Originally Posted by DM_ View Post
    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    I dont think juventus are willing to sell


  25. #18
    wicked wizard's Avatar
    Join Date
    01 Jul 11
    Posts
    1,871
    Thanked
    892 times
    Fav. Player
    recoba

    UK

    why/how did your waste your talents? cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    if you are british, why do you hate brits so much. shit wether shit food shit girls shit football team.

    You're friends with one player at our club, who is it and why? i can hardly stand watching them thousands of miles away on some dodgy stream where i cant tell which cunt is which so i wouldn't want to socialise with them. apart from zanetti ye zanetti

    You're now god. Make an animal using body parts from existing animals i would just make me am the perfect animal tbh. but just with aelephant's cock.

    How will the world end, and when do you think it will be?when Guarín scores a long shot/2023

    Would you rather die from multiple snake bite to your dick, or from some deadly parasite which enters through one of your orifices and grows inside your intestines to the size of an basketball and then randomly explodes? i will take my chances on the snake bite. trust me in my time some worse creatures than snakes have bit my dick and i have survived soo.

    List your top 10 musical artists and films. music madlib,sun ra,peven everett,theo parrish,sa ra creative partners.roy ayers,shuggie otis,j dilla,mf doom,talking heads, way too many to name. films. a bridge too far, saving private ryan, the guns over navarone, scarface, aliens 1 2 and 3. terminator 2, lord of the rings 1 2 and 3.

    You can choose to the dinner with any three people, living or or dead. Who do you choose and why. i would invite some of the most evil men in history. just to see pure evil face to face. so i would chose hitler, bin laden, and alex ferguson


  26. #19
    Ed.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    07 Mar 11
    Posts
    12,680
    Thanked
    9,116 times
    Fav. Player
    Emma Watson

    Tokelau

    69
    still waiting for 15, 19, 20..
    FC INTERNAZIONALE

    I thought football in Italy had changed, but it seems that a zebra never changes its stripes.
    FAK GOBBY

  27. #20
    wicked wizard's Avatar
    Join Date
    01 Jul 11
    Posts
    1,871
    Thanked
    892 times
    Fav. Player
    recoba

    UK

    Quote Originally Posted by Ed. View Post
    still waiting for 15, 19, 20..
    What them school girls and skanks. I would get ten years in prison or herpes so all pass. And i need to see your pic first before i answer them personal questions.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •