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    Interview with Crzdcolombian

    I don't really care about you bastards and your rules, this section needs a rejuvenation.

    Crzdcolombian, you may not skip any of the below questions or else Dylan will ban you from the forum and you will be forced to spend the rest of your existence in Purgatory with Hamsun.

    1- Full name.

    2- Birthday and birthplace.

    3- What are your hobbies.

    4- Where the fuck do you live, with coordinates.

    5 - What do you do for a living

    6- Favourite all time football player?

    7- Favourite all time Inter player?

    8- Actual favourite player?

    9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both.

    10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF.

    11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative )

    12- Were you bullied in school because you're Colombian? If yes, which was your nickname.

    13- What's your favourite meal?

    14- Best username in the forum.

    15- How did you find this place.

    16- What's your favourite music?

    17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex?

    18- What are your goals.

    19- Describe the following members with in less than 5 words:

    Ana
    ADRossi
    Cal
    Coasterfreek
    Crzdcolombian
    Dino
    Handoyo
    Stefan
    Pajo
    Snake
    La Brujita
    Jer
    N4L
    Universe
    Vasilios
    Jacquez
    I4E
    Fifts10fzf20
    Raul Dick
    Lionheart
    Fitzy
    Pharaoh
    Pimpinainteasy
    NeonBlade
    Martjin
    Visca
    Chopping Onions
    Dyna
    Dylan
    The Divine Terza
    Ed.
    Browha
    Willy

    Serious Questions

    Does it bother you as much as me that your username doesn't begin with a capital letter?

    Please name the 5 countries most likely to beat Colombia in a WC match

    Name 3 players on the Colombian national team who would be instant starts on A) Inter B) Real Madrid C) The Brazilian National Team

    How long have you been a virgin for (approximately)

    Is it true you have a picture of Falcao tattooed on both ass cheeks?

    Rumor has it that you engaged in a not so secret affair with nerazzurri Ninja. Confirm or deny?

    Would you rather masturbate to a Falcao highlight reel or Emma Watson banging Ed?

    Is it true that you are hiding Dino in your basement, and that's why he is no longer active?

    Who would win a fist fight between Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ versus Falcao and James Rodriguez? What if Christ gets to choose his weapon of choice additionally?

    Are you a Porto fan?

    That's all for now.
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    When I think of Colombia, I think of the Andres Escobar moment besides Changua. Does that incident still live in history today in the back of everyone's minds as Colombia plays in the World Cup soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ADRossi View Post
    Name 3 players on the Colombian national team who would be instant starts on A) Inter B) Real Madrid C) The Brazilian National Team

    How long have you been a virgin for (approximately)

    Is it true you have a picture of Falcao tattooed on both ass cheeks?

    Rumor has it that you engaged in a not so secret affair with nerazzurri Ninja. Confirm or deny?

    Is it true that you are hiding Dino in your basement, and that's why he is no longer active?

    Who would win a fist fight between Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ versus Falcao and James Rodriguez? What if Christ gets to choose his weapon of choice additionally?

    Are you a Porto fan?

    That's all for now.




    HAHAHHAHAA thank god you're back looooooool

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    he won't even anwser...because he is high all the time.

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    Is there quite a vibrant gay community in Colombia? Or is that just a false impression I've gotten from Willy?


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    You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)

















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    He is going to say no2

    In what direction does your toilet flush?
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    Is Flash faster than Superman?


    Who would be better for Inter, James Rodriguez on 7m wages or De Bruyne on 3m wages?


    You're in the dressing room of Inter after we lost against Bbilan. Who would you :

    - Slap
    - Brofist
    - Throw your shoe at
    - Tell him to retire
    - Fuck his girlfriend
    - Cheer up
    - Falcao-law him
    - Tell him to fuck off


    Why is Falcao a golddigger?


    Make an Inter board with FIF members

    President
    Vice President
    Board of Directors (5)
    Managing Director
    Technical Director
    Sporting Director
    Team Manager
    Youth acadamy Director
    Head of scouts
    Finance Director
    Head Press Officier
    Commercial Director


    Who will the WC?
    Forza Internazionale Milano
    Buffalo KAA Gent - Belgian Champions 2014-2015


    http://forzainterforums.com/showthre...=1#post1395711

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    Quote Originally Posted by wera View Post
    He is going to say no2

    In what direction does your toilet flush?
    The whole Coriolis force (the idea that the tilt of the earth affects how we perceive things such as water swirling. Counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere as opposed to clockwise in the north) thing does't actually come into play with toilets as they're too small. The way the toilet flushes is solely determined by the way it's manufactured.

    /science

    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Guarin can be categorised as a box-to-box midfielder because you know that most of his team mates will be frantically running back to their own box soon after he runs at the opposition's.

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    I've never been so excited for a crzd post in my life.
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    Gonna think about some good questions tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    The whole Coriolis force (the idea that the tilt of the earth affects how we perceive things such as water swirling. Counter clockwise in the southern hemisphere as opposed to clockwise in the north) thing does't actually come into play with toilets as they're too small. The way the toilet flushes is solely determined by the way it's manufactured.

    /science

    It's draining clockwise, Sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNetworkZ View Post
    I've never been so excited for a crzd post in my life.
    The anticipation is killing me

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    Crzdcolombian,

    Hi, how are you?

    What is the weather like today?

    It is raining here. Shit.

    Which FIF poster do you wish you were most like?

    Which FIF poster do you wish you were most unlike?

    Tomatoes or carrots?

    Cheddar, Swiss, or old English cheese (I'm going to Subway for lunch and can't decide)?

    Pizza or pasta?

    Rice or pasta?

    Pizza or rice?

    Do you even lift?

    Why aren't I working?

    Beer, wine or spirits (choose one)?

    ADRossi or Daniele De Rossi?

    Dylan or Cal?

    Shmoke and a pancake.

    Coaster or Verathia?

    Should I go and see X-Men or Godzilla tonight?

    Sushi or sashimi?

    What is your best keepie-uppie score, and are you a better ball juggler than Ince?

    When are you signing for Porto?

    Cheers,
    Fitzy.
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Guarin can be categorised as a box-to-box midfielder because you know that most of his team mates will be frantically running back to their own box soon after he runs at the opposition's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sokrates View Post
    You have to choose a night with one of this pornstars, who will the choosen one? (Just 1 girl, just 1...)

















    Asa Akira tho I like Alina li and Evelyn Lin as well. None asian porn star my favorite is Faye Reagan if I like anything more then an asian it's a ginger.

    I am at lunch from work will answer all you questions when I get home. Holy shot this is like a girl dad grilling you.
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    Choosing the pornstart question above everything else...priorities first ladies and gentleman, at least we know he loves pornstars more than Colombian football players.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinB View Post
    Is Flash faster than Superman?


    Who would be better for Inter, James Rodriguez on 7m wages or De Bruyne on 3m wages?


    You're in the dressing room of Inter after we lost against Bbilan. Who would you :

    - Slap
    - Brofist
    - Throw your shoe at
    - Tell him to retire
    - Fuck his girlfriend
    - Cheer up
    - Falcao-law him
    - Tell him to fuck off


    Why is Falcao a golddigger?


    Make an Inter board with FIF members

    President
    Vice President
    Board of Directors (5)
    Managing Director
    Technical Director
    Sporting Director
    Team Manager
    Youth acadamy Director
    Head of scouts
    Finance Director
    Head Press Officier
    Commercial Director


    Who will the WC?
    De Bruyne is human James is something more !!

    You're in the dressing room of Inter after we lost against Bbilan. Who would you :

    - Slap - Chivu ... I know this cunt is still getting paid some how !!
    - Brofist - Naga because I like his style. Then I'd try to convince him to put me on with sexy Japanese chicks and to bring Kagawa to Inter.
    - Throw your shoe at - Guarin ..... I would go all Obi Wan on him... "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE !!!!" "I loved you like a brother" You are god in Football Manager and FIFA .... You were suppose to lead Colombia to Glory now I want you not to make our 23 man roster !!
    - Tell him to retire - Everyone but Icardi, Taider, Kova and Naga
    - Fuck his girlfriend - Figo .... or FUck it Poli is at Milan. I'd fuck his sister.
    - Cheer up - Taider be like you will be a legend bro. WM will be fired soon
    - Falcao-law him - What does that even mean... only one Colombian on this team
    - Tell him to fuck off - Chivu !! That Cunt is still there I know it !!


    Why is Falcao a golddigger? Had no choice was owned by 3rd parties that sent him to France. He never wanted to leave Atletico.


    Make an Inter board with FIF members. I don't have time for that Way too long.

    President -
    Vice President
    Board of Directors (5)
    Managing Director
    Technical Director
    Sporting Director
    Team Manager
    Youth acadamy Director
    Head of scouts
    Finance Director
    Head Press Officier
    Commercial Director


    Who will the WC? Colombia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Crzdcolombian,

    Hi, how are you?

    What is the weather like today?

    It is raining here. Shit.

    Which FIF poster do you wish you were most like?

    Which FIF poster do you wish you were most unlike?

    Tomatoes or carrots?

    Cheddar, Swiss, or old English cheese (I'm going to Subway for lunch and can't decide)?

    Pizza or pasta?

    Rice or pasta?

    Pizza or rice?

    Do you even lift?

    Why aren't I working?

    Beer, wine or spirits (choose one)?

    ADRossi or Daniele De Rossi?

    Dylan or Cal?

    Shmoke and a pancake.

    Coaster or Verathia?

    Should I go and see X-Men or Godzilla tonight?

    Sushi or sashimi?

    What is your best keepie-uppie score, and are you a better ball juggler than Ince?

    When are you signing for Porto?

    Cheers,
    Fitzy.
    Hi, how are you? Good bro thanks for asking

    What is the weather like today? Pretty good going to go to Six Flags New England tomorrow so it better not rain.....

    It is raining here. Shit. - Its raining here as well

    Which FIF poster do you wish you were most like? The one who has Mr. Chow waking it as his avatar that is the best.

    Which FIF poster do you wish you were most unlike? The guy that mentions FAlcao and Zuniga to try to annoy me. Its like yup lets not get better players then what we have because they aren't realistic then it's hey Lets bring German NT guys here or some other 30-40 million euro player

    Tomatoes or carrots? Fuck Carrots.


    Cheddar, Swiss, or old English cheese (I'm going to Subway for lunch and can't decide)? I like American Cheese. F England and their F'd up teeth and bald prince. Rooney that troll is going to cry when even Costa Rica beats them at the WC

    Pizza or pasta? Pizza tho my moms family is italian so they make some Bomb pasta

    Rice or pasta? Pasta

    Pizza or rice? Pizza .....

    Do you even lift? Weights yes....

    Why aren't I working? Because You are lazy?

    Beer, wine or spirits (choose one)? Whiskey love Makers Mark and Bullet. Hate beer makes me want to pee and Wine is for bitches

    ADRossi or Daniele De Rossi? I hate De Rossi because he is a dirty cunt who if he elbows a Colombian in the 2nd round of the WC. We will make sure he never walks again

    Dylan or Cal? Dylan because that is my god sons name and Bob Dylan is the best

    Shmoke and a pancake. Neither prefer French Toast

    Coaster or Verathia? Neither

    Should I go and see X-Men or Godzilla tonight? X-men sucked it was a 3 hour sorry for X-men 3 and omg lets all blow Wolverine because he is the best. O they gave him a new mutant power. He can now breathe underwater. As for Godzilla if he isn't Fing up Tokyo then I can care less about him. Show me some asians

    Sushi or sashimi? neither

    What is your best keepie-uppie score, and are you a better ball juggler than Ince? haha

    When are you signing for Porto? Na they need to sign 4 more Colombians before I agree to go to that team.

    I am still pissed they called up that random kid Green who can't even speak fucking English over Landon Donavon when they could have called me up for the US. Its cool I am still trying to decide what team I want to play for
    Murillo you are my new Hero and you play for Inter


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