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    Ajiaco or Sancocho?

    Cartagena or Santa Marta?

    Top 3 hoes cities in Colombia? (Bogotá, Cali, Medellín, Barranquilla, Cartagena, Pereira and Manizales)

    Eto'o or Drogba?

    Do you consider yourself an iguazo?

    Have you ever been in a machete fight?

    Done coke? If yes, you're welcome in FIF coke business. My best customers are down under.

    Why do you bring up FIFA to the discussions? Like, jesus, that chick has 86 ass, 52 tits and 64 legs, probably a bronze (?)

    Who's the most annoying member?

    Fav team in Colombian League?

    That's it for now, thanks.
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    All Inter fans are balding, unemployable losers. Some have latent homosexual tendencies.

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    I don't really care about you bastards and your rules, this section needs a rejuvenation.

    Crzdcolombian, you may not skip any of the below questions or else Dylan will ban you from the forum and you will be forced to spend the rest of your existence in Purgatory with Hamsun.

    1- Full name. David Edward Villa

    2- Birthday and birthplace. 10/27/90 Barranquilla, Colombia

    3- What are your hobbies. Soccer, comics, investing in stocks, fucking my fiancé , getting hammered and making bad decisions in boston

    4- Where the fuck do you live, with coordinates. I live in Brookline, MA. Its right by fenway Park where the Red Socks play but is a pretty nice area with young families. Use to live in Allston, MA which is also a part of Boston but to many drunk assholes trying to fight me on my way home or puking/peeing/pooping outside my apartment. Kind of pissed me off

    5 - What do you do for a living - I am a Consultant

    6- Favourite all time football player? Ivan Cordoba <3 Him. Met him a couple times dude was awesome. FUCK You if you don't like him. Tho James Rodriguez has quickly become my favorite player... maybe not of all time yet. He needs to win some trophies in Yellow first.

    7- Favourite all time Inter player? Ivan Cordoba tho Fat Ronaldo I am a big fan of as well as Zanetti. (I know I was calling for Zanettis head for years but its cause he is so FING OLD)

    8- Actual favourite player? Naga I don't get why people shit on him dudes been a boss the whole time he has been here

    9- Big boobs or big ass? Can't choose both. I like legs personally. I am into asian women and they lack both but have nice stomachs and legs.

    10- 10... 10 favourite members of FIF. I plead the 5th don't want to leave anyone out

    11- Make your FIF formation and the reason of their positions (Be creative )

    12- Were you bullied in school because you're Colombian? If yes, which was your nickname. Well I was the only brown kid in a rich white area. Got into 3 fights people found out if they said shit about hispanics I'd pop them in the face and it stopped kind of quickly.

    13- What's your favourite meal? Lasagna my grandma use to make it for me when I got home from school. Could eat that shit every day. Tho I like empanadas as well

    14- Best username in the forum. I like the Buttman guy because of his avatar

    15- How did you find this place. There was a U17 colombian kid that I was trying to find out more about but he never turned out to be good even tho he played a few games with Inters senior team like 5-6 years ago

    16- What's your favourite music? I like old school rock but I listen to anything that doesn't talk about hating brown people or hick music(country) or rap that you can't say out loud because they drop the N bomb all the time

    17- Have you been in those crazy parties in abandoned houses where everybody is high, crazy and having sex? No that sounds creepy

    18- What are your goals. - To take over the world like everyone else.

    19- Describe the following members with in less than 5 words:

    Ana
    ADRossi
    Cal
    Coasterfreek
    Crzdcolombian
    Dino
    Handoyo
    Stefan
    Pajo
    Snake
    La Brujita
    Jer
    N4L
    Universe
    Vasilios
    Jacquez
    I4E
    Fifts10fzf20
    Raul Dick
    Lionheart
    Fitzy
    Pharaoh
    Pimpinainteasy
    NeonBlade
    Martjin
    Visca
    Chopping Onions
    Dyna
    Dylan
    The Divine Terza
    Ed.
    Browha
    Willy

    Serious Questions

    Does it bother you as much as me that your username doesn't begin with a capital letter? No but It should be. Can I change that?

    Please name the 5 countries most likely to beat Colombia in a WC match - Not to be a dick I don't see 5 countries beating us.
    - Germany scares me, Chile Owns us, Italy has the experience and if they take us to a PK it can hurt us, Brazil is at home and Argentina we just tie we really never beat. Other then that no one really. SPAIN IS over rated. They play us WE ARE GOING TO POUND THEIR ASSES BACK TO EUROPE !!

    Name 3 players on the Colombian national team who would be instant starts on A) Inter - haha everyone Inter squad is garbage right now tho I'd love to see Carlos Bacca(sevilla) here up top with Icardi can be a great partnership for 5-6 years B) Real Madrid - James C) The Brazilian National Team - Falcao

    How long have you been a virgin for (approximately) - I stopped being one when I was 14

    Is it true you have a picture of Falcao tattooed on both ass cheeks? No tho I do have a huge man crush on him that will end after the WC

    Rumor has it that you engaged in a not so secret affair with nerazzurri Ninja. Confirm or deny? Deny my fiancé is Korean..... she gets upset when I ask her if she is a ninja. Says its racist or some shit.

    Would you rather masturbate to a Falcao highlight reel or Emma Watson banging Ed? Is Ed rapping Emma Watson? I don't condone rapping. Tho if its Falcao WC win highlight reel. I rather watch that then bang Emma Watson or brace your self Jennifer Lawerence and her glorious tities

    Is it true that you are hiding Dino in your basement, and that's why he is no longer active? Haha I don't have a basement I live in a apartment in a city.

    Who would win a fist fight between Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ versus Falcao and James Rodriguez? What if Christ gets to choose his weapon of choice additionally? Jesus is a pussy who is a pacifist. James and Falcao are Oliver and Benji they'll start doing some crazy kick and Chuck will start crying and curing cancer. Wait is Chuck Norris even alive?

    Are you a Porto fan? I like Porto because they have a ton of Colombians but hate that teams pay 40 million for some random dude on that team when the league is pretty crappy. I mean Jackson is a good striker but he is like 5th choice for Colombia. Why did they say no to 35 million from Napoli !!! Teo and Bacca are much better and you can get both for 15 million or less. Tho teams are willing to pay that shit !!! Insane !! That french CB SUCKS !!

    That's all for now.
    Answered all your questions took me like 30 MINUTES NOW F OFF AND THANK ME BITCHES !!
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!


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    stopped watching a 2 hour long scientific debate in half to read this thread.


    this.is.knowledge.
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    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
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    He's like bitcoin in January, sell him on a high while you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Willy View Post
    Ajiaco or Sancocho? Sancocho tho I had to google what it was. My mom just calls it chicken soup

    Cartagena or Santa Marta? Santa Marta is awesome. Cartagena is just like cancun. Its a shitty tourist trap. The FING locals there try to hustle you. I almost got in like 10 fights because the second my fiancé said anything they tried to charge us 5x more then what we agreed on. NEVER EVER GO to Cartagena its HOT AS FK !!!!!!!!!

    Top 3 hoes cities in Colombia? (Bogotá, Cali, Medellín, Barranquilla, Cartagena, Pereira and Manizales) I really liked Manizales a lot when I visited my old roommate from college. I like Barranquilla as well especially the carnival but the bad reputation the people have there is kind of true about being lazy, Medellin was pretty nice as well.

    Eto'o or Drogba? Eto'o because he played for us but Drogba looks like a Lion so I say tie

    Do you consider yourself an iguazo? You making up words now?

    Have you ever been in a machete fight? Haha No... no one wins a Machete fight tho my family owns a farm in Colombia that I have used a machete before

    Done coke? If yes, you're welcome in FIF coke business. My best customers are down under. - Nope super clean cut mostly because everyone automatically ask you if your parents are in the coke business when you are in a rich town. Its like look mother fucker.... if my Dad was in the cartel you wouldn't want to be talking to me or asking me these stupid questions. Tho my dad and my godfather(who is italian) have a ton of random people give them tons of love every where they go. Could be a coincidence or they just never told me about the family business yet

    Why do you bring up FIFA to the discussions? Like, jesus, that chick has 86 ass, 52 tits and 64 legs, probably a bronze (?) Because everyone else here brings up Fifa and Football manager.

    Who's the most annoying member? Every member who just says Zanetti to get reps or makes stupid troll faces to get reps from fanboys on this forum. We are all Inter fans but the ones who are blind retards annoy me. Like when they go our roster is just as good as Juve or Napoli ....

    Fav team in Colombian League? Junior but I like Dept Cali & Envigado as well because all our youth players come from there

    That's it for now, thanks.
    Your welcome and Lets give each other Virtual high fives when Falcao lifts the Cup and takes us all the WAY
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!


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    I swear to God I just read this thread while really high. It's amazing.
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    AUW I'm from Barranquilla too, Junior tu papá, nojoda. Grande crzdguarin.

    Imagine that Bacca - Palacio duo upfront, damn.
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    burrito or taco?!

    ever had this?!



    or this?


    or this?!


    anyway...

    are you banging 7 g rocks?!

    does the light in the fridge really close when you close it?! Admit it you tried to make sure didn't you!

    so you like asian chicks...ever watched hentai ?!did you enjoy it?!

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (google it)

    why are you a dick to the asados still...they are gone now and do you think we will replace them with quality players?!

    How the fu do you support Inter if you "hate" most of our players?!

    Do you hate the Balkan clan at Inter and FIF?!

    So you gonna sell me some of that white powder or what?!

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    He's colombian, not a wetback.
    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    All Inter fans are balding, unemployable losers. Some have latent homosexual tendencies.

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    fuck you jjm you fucking made me hungry , ineed me some kebabs with onioons
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    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
    On Brozovic:
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    He's like bitcoin in January, sell him on a high while you can.

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    These are the most coherent sentences he has ever typed


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    He is going to say no2
    Told you.



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    This is the shit, I choose this for him.
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    If Icardi is ever sold for 110m euros i'll stop watching football and promote Pimp to moderator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJM View Post
    burrito or taco?!

    ever had this?! Never had any of that. My mom and grand mother are from Italy so grew up eating mostly Italian food



    or this?


    or this?!


    anyway...

    are you banging 7 g rocks?! Don't understand what that means

    does the light in the fridge really close when you close it?! Admit it you tried to make sure didn't you! No just glad it's still cold

    so you like asian chicks...ever watched hentai ?!did you enjoy it?!once by mistake tho all Asian porn is f'd in the head. It is 98% rape. The 2 % that isn't doesn't have insertion

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (google it) a shit ton

    why are you a dick to the asados still...they are gone now and do you think we will replace them with quality players?! They aren't gone yet... They just need to retire

    How the fu do you support Inter if you "hate" most of our players?! Loved Inter since I was a kid as my godfather is a die hard inter fan.

    Do you hate the Balkan clan at Inter and FIF?! Nothing against them and hope we can get Rakitic and Manduzkic. Just wish they had easier names to spell. As long as they aren't shit players I am happy. Think people here think I only want Colombian players when all I ever said was I don't want any of the 2010 players any more. I only mention Colombians we are actually linked to or have been linked to

    So you gonna sell me some of that white powder or what?!
    I don't sell coke. Tho can help with legal investments if the advice is needed and you ask nicely
    Last edited by crzdcolombian; 04 Jun 14 at 02:13.
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!

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    'Which one is the question and which one is the answer? Use bold, italic or the "neongay" font.
    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    All Inter fans are balding, unemployable losers. Some have latent homosexual tendencies.

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    I propose a bet:

    If Colombia win the WC, you can pick my a photo for my avatar until the end of 2014. Otherwise, I get to pick a photo for your avatar until the end of 2014.

    Do you accept?

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    Have you ever touched yourself at the thought of Falcao?
    Bwahahahaha!!! What man would voluntarily impregnate a woman while being sober?! Our fathers were all drunk.
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    Does your Girlfriend like falcao as much as you?

    Did she know about your Falcao fetish?
    Strachan can suck my tiny schlong

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    One day FIF should organize and we should go all together to watch a game. At least 50 people. Tickets are on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crzdcolombian View Post
    I don't sell coke. Tho can help with legal investments if the advice is needed and you ask nicely
    that aint no italian food bruh
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    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
    On Brozovic:
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    He's like bitcoin in January, sell him on a high while you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Native View Post
    Have you ever touched yourself at the thought of Falcao?
    Hahahahha
    Made my day!

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    Which Colombian player is the most crzd of them all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wings View Post
    Which Colombian player is the most crzd of them all?
    Teo is batshit crazy. He is River Plates striker and is the new Asprilla. Not because of Speed but how insane he is. He took a BB gun to the locker room in Argentina. He has gotten into fights with team mates in training.

    If we are saying who I am most like based on this forum. I will say Quintero. Underrated but will have a great showing and a bright future. Just has haters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Native View Post
    Have you ever touched yourself at the thought of Falcao?
    haha no, met him 2x he has a big gap in his teeth..... and my GF doesn't care about soccer. She doesn't know who he is. I'm mad at Falcao for rejecting the call. It was his call at the end. He thought it wasn't fair to be on the team if he couldn't play in the 1st round. Now if he scores 50 next season. I can care less. I don't give 2 shits about a Copa America or Confederation Cup. I want a World Cup win. The 23rd guy doesn't play so we wouldn't loose much.

    He says the media circus if he came along and would negatively impact the team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DomesticatedPimp View Post
    that aint no italian food bruh
    WTF is it?
    VAR is some serious Bullshit!

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