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    Interview with nurko

    Hello nurko. Today is your special day. Even better than a bithday, actually, since the entire forum's attention will go your way.

    Horrible questions will be asked, your privacy will attempted to be ruined... your deepest secrets we will try to surface, but the thing is, you can answer any way you think is suited. Be it funny or fair, it just has to be good - since all that really matters is the fun we'll share.

    Are you up to it? Will you answer in honesty, or load us off with a pile of horseshit?




    I'll start with the basics:

    1. What is your name?

    2. When and where were you born?

    3. What did you study?

    4. What do you currently do (job/profession etc)?

    5. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

    6. What is your fondest memory of Inter?

    7. If you could only perform one sexual act on Inter, what would it be and why?

    8. If you could only perform one sexual act on FC Barcelona, what would it be and why?

    9. Hottest female you've ever seen in person (pics or it didnt happen rule applies)?

    10. Tits or Ass?
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    Oh well it's a real pleasure to be interrogated by FIF

    1. What is your name?

    Irfan

    2. When and where were you born?

    25.08.1988, Tuzla, BiH

    3. What did you study?

    Electrical Engineering, Computer Science

    4. What do you currently do (job/profession etc)?

    Programmer/Team Leader/Project Manager in a software development company.

    5. When did you start supporting Inter and why?

    Around 1996/1997, I think it was a first match I got to see on TV, as far as I can remember Inter drew with somebody and I liked the jersey colors. Soon after I got jersey (horrible fake) with #6 on the back and my interest grew from there on.

    6. What is your fondest memory of Inter?

    Obvious answer would be CL final but there are many moments that cut into memory, Mou-Matrix hug after the final, 2:0 to 3:2 against Sampdoria, the farewell to Zanetti at Meazza because it showed what Inter really is, Zanetti's late goal vs Roma, Adriano giving everything he had and falling on the pitch against Milan I believe after coming after injury and many more.

    7. If you could only perform one sexual act on Inter, what would it be and why?

    I would watch Inter do a striptease and throw as much money as possible at the performance so we can compete in the transfer market again.

    8. If you could only perform one sexual act on FC Barcelona, what would it be and why?

    Hard to think about having anything sexual with something you loathe.

    9. Hottest female you've ever seen in person (pics or it didnt happen rule applies)?

    It's a girl from around here that went to the same gym as I did.... of course, taking a pic of a girl doing squats sounds like something only Devious would do

    10. Tits or Ass?

    .
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    If you had to reorganize Inter by using Fif Members who would be

    President
    Vice President
    Board of Directors (5)
    Managing Director
    Technical Director
    Sporting Director
    Team Manager
    Youth acadamy Director
    Head of scouts
    Finance Director
    Head Press Officier
    Commercial Director


    Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter.

    Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).


    Analrapist
    Blackmore
    N4L
    browha
    Vasilios
    Pajo
    Fitzy
    Raul Duke
    Guneyinter
    Universe
    I4E
    dnv
    Lionheart
    Choppin'
    Dynasty
    BzzLightyeaaaar
    Dylan
    Handoyo
    Stefan
    Devious
    ADRossi
    Snake
    Rollercoaster
    Ana
    Rasha
    crzdcolombian
    Sokrates
    Nyall
    Pencilpal
    Cal
    Visca
    Jmaster
    Willy
    Kato
    JJM
    Ed.
    Kenny
    Fapuccino
    Michael
    Wings
    Cafe Cordoba
    monster09
    Batman
    skeet
    PimpAin'tEasy
    Martijn/Native
    Alan
    Black Jesus
    Wallace
    Y&h
    E.J.'92
    _OC_
    .:42:.
    MVD
    Mad Biscione
    Scottish One
    did I miss somebody
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    A potential Kovacic sale would completely undo the positive in signing Kondogbia.












    LA GRANDE FIF
    Quote Originally Posted by JJM View Post
    -------------Handoyo#1
    -----fifi#23--------Dylan#25------JJM#5
    Rasha#2------------------------Pajo#55
    ----browha#88--Devious#19--Guney#10
    DomesticatedPimp#9-Verathia#8

    bench: HugoBoss#14,ElDuccio#35,Y&h#11,Wallace#18,militosc ores#22
    ,Lionfap#7,Alan#17,Shaun#16,Fitzy#33,I4E#4,KevinB# 20,Nyall#13,Sokrates#6,#21Uni,crzd#77
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Guney for president
    so when is this youth project starting




    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    Was just kidding mate. Inter will teach you to take a black dick in the butt and not moaning much, well, maybe alittle bit, but not so much.

    I mean you`ll grow tougher, smarter, gayer, troller and more stubborn.

    Welcome to the Inter world!
    Quote Originally Posted by Visca View Post
    Congrats, you get a drunk post from me (yay autocorrect))
    http://forzainterforums.com/showthre...45#post1191245

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    Oh you already did. lol nice

    3. What did you study?

    Electrical Engineering, Computer Science

    4. What do you currently do (job/profession etc)?

    Programmer/Team Leader/Project Manager in a software development company.
    You are living the dream

    What sort of shit you`re doing there?? video games? accounting softwares? equipments engineering??

    Shit doesnt happen

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    hey how's it going my fellow ex-yugo commie?!

    do you drink or eat soup?!

    google style questions tbh...no rly

    is it normal to eat period blood?!

    why are we losing time?!

    is there a shadow universe?!

    i hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands...do you also hate that?!

    i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me...do you hate that as well?!

    how much crap can a body hold?!


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    Guney:

    If you had to reorganize Inter by using Fif Members who would be

    President Handoyo
    Vice President Vito
    Board of Directors (5) Pajo, Dylan, Shaun, I4E (we need wisdom of the old ones), Lionheart
    Managing Director Browha
    Technical Director Browha
    Sporting Director Browha
    Team Manager Devious & Guney(the thankful ones get the spirits high)
    Youth acadamy Director Too many pedo's around here to pick one
    Head of scouts Pencilpal (if he ever returns )
    Finance Director Anyone got degree in economy ?
    Head Press Officier JJM & Michael
    Commercial Director Wallace, he could troll his way to success here


    Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter.
    I'll do a couple that come to mind, wouldn't know what to say about Berni for example
    Kova
    Guarin
    JJ
    Jonathan
    handa
    Rano



    Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
    Some of these guys it's hard to have opinion on as we haven't been in close discussion really but I'll try ..

    Analrapist lazy ass doesn't post
    Blackmore NA
    N4L NA
    browha Mister World Class
    Vasilios Makes sense far more than most of people around here
    Pajo Mister let's agree to disagree while I continue to push my opinion ... one of the best around really
    Fitzy Disgusting troll
    Raul Duke NA
    Guneyinter The promising one, still young enough to break through in Primavera and make FIF proud
    Universe The Korean that really isn't Korean, never figured that out
    I4E The old and wise one
    dnv Changes name far to often to be able to track him down
    Lionheart Figo lover, wanna be boss and shit, probably the best looking around though
    Choppin' NA
    Dynasty Doesn't post lately (perhaps 18+ thread stalker)
    BzzLightyeaaaar NA
    Dylan Drinking problem in 3 2 1 ...
    Handoyo The man living off of FIF and our crazy asses that donate
    Stefan Rarely posts but posts serious
    Devious The man, the myth, the living legend that makes every FIF visit worthy of stern look around the office
    ADRossi NA
    Snake The muscle boy if I remember correctly
    Rollercoaster NA
    Ana The girl travelling as much as I would love to, makes me jealous
    Rasha The Badass
    crzdcolombian This guy is really something, I started suspecting that he isn't just crazy but is a long-term troll fucking us all over
    Sokrates Makes me hungry with his Avatar :droll:
    Nyall Never bitches
    Pencilpal Bielsa in disguise, watches more games and videos than all combined
    Cal NA
    Visca Rare girl that puts up with all of the random shit that emerges on FIF daily
    Jmaster NA
    Willy Often confused with crzd because of the flag
    Kato Could beat the shit ouf of most members around here
    JJM The press torch carrier after Michael the newsbot stopped posting for some reason
    Ed. Haven't seen him around for a while
    Kenny OMG they killed Kenny

    damn that's a lot of people

    Fapuccino Most dedicated 18+ thread visitor since the fappening
    Michael The human news machine / Italian translator, makes life a lot easier
    Wings na
    Cafe Cordoba Good serious poster
    monster09 Here just for the European transfers and rumours thread
    Batman The world's greatest detective
    skeet NA
    PimpAin'tEasy NA
    Martijn/Native Biggest Barca fan with the shortest temper fuse I've seen
    Alan NA
    Black Jesus Troll apprentice
    Wallace Troll master
    Y&h Good poster
    E.J.'92 na
    _OC_ na
    .:42:. na
    MVD Here just to mess with Devious and participate in the Thank coalition
    Mad Biscione na
    Scottish One na
    did I miss somebody

    just to add:
    Shaun One of my favourite posters, nice movie reviewer as well

    Man that was exhausting ...

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    Oh you already did. lol nice



    You are living the dream

    What sort of shit you`re doing there?? video games? accounting softwares? equipments engineering??
    Web and mobile applications, data processing, full system development.
    I do programming in my spare time, mostly managing a team (acting as a support and mentor) and projects (daily contact with customers, task breakdown, task assigning etc, being blamed for everything running late etc).

    - - - Updated - - -

    I'm on a roll here

    Quote Originally Posted by icardiscores View Post
    hey how's it going my fellow ex-yugo commie?!

    do you drink or eat soup?!
    Only when sick and even then if it's really necessary

    google style questions tbh...no rly

    is it normal to eat period blood?!
    Only if it's yours, what goes around comes around

    why are we losing time?!
    Because it's too hard to stop.

    is there a shadow universe?!
    Ask I4E, he's been here for a lot longer

    i hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands...do you also hate that?!


    i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me...do you hate that as well?!
    That's racist

    how much crap can a body hold?!
    Up to 11 kgs, googled it, now I can sleepy peacefully...or not



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    choose your current starting eleven (football, obviously) if there was still only one yugo-country

    just name a few movies that people don't know about, but should

    tell us about the music the makes your day

    do you think the letter 'đ' should be also included in other languages?

    how do you feel about the countless selfies all around the world?

    where would you like to live?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wera View Post
    choose your current starting eleven (football, obviously) if there was still only one yugo-country

    Great options!

    GK: Handa
    RB: Ivanovic
    CB: Vidic
    CB: Subotic
    LB: Srna
    CDM: Besic (heavily biased)
    RCM: Modric
    LCM: Rakitic
    CAM: Pjanic (rotate Modric, Rakitic, Pjanic however you like)
    RF: Dzeko
    LF: Mandzukic

    + Kova, Jovetic, Matic, Pandev, Nastasic and all the youngsters coming to NTs after WC. Top team.


    just name a few movies that people don't know about, but should

    Peaceful Warrior, London,


    tell us about the music the makes your day

    Music varies a lot and I don't fall into the category of people having strictly one music style they prefer.

    I like to start my day slowly and quitely with coffee and breakfast.. from there on anything can happen until 17:00 when I have my afterwork coffee preferably in silence.
    Music depends from activity and environment, it can be something like Metallica/Disturbed/Godsmack/5fdp/ before and during gym hours, Digitalism when running outside.
    Also when programming this... or this..
    While driving I like Hladno Pivo (croatian band) or Arctic Monkeys.... when chilling Black Keys, Interpol, Editors, Bloc Party.
    Used to listen to Macklemore sometimes.

    Before this post I was listening to Iron Maiden while translating some documents for my brother.



    do you think the letter 'đ' should be also included in other languages?

    It's already there, just written with combined letters and doesn't always require fucked up keyboard layout as ours. Then of course there are Swedish and Deutch with umlauts and stuff.

    how do you feel about the countless selfies all around the world?

    Let's just say that it was a sad day for me when Nokia (by Microsoft) labeled their phone as Lumia 730 a.k.a. Selfie Phone.
    Don't mind the leaked photos though :p

    where would you like to live?
    Good question.
    I like climate with temperatures between 18 and 25. It's not that I mind cold or heat, it's just that snow/rain and sweat annoy me.
    Having said that, I am not a big fan of big cities, travelling to and from work taking more than half an hour should never happen to anyone.
    So midsized city with nice people somewhere with a nice climate.

    Or Sweden. Most important is who do you live with/around.
    .

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    Kebaps or Burek?

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    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
    My message to JuBe cunts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post
    When are you coming to Skopje?

    Can't promise anything other than that I would love to come to see Skopje, hang out and trash talk FIF members. Hopefully soon, but seriously it could be a good road trip for me

    Kebaps or Burek?

    Kebabs as a fast food around here as a good burek is hard to find . A good burek is one you can digest by next morning.

    Ordinary Rakija or Sljivovaca?

    Sljivovica is the ordinary one around here
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurko View Post
    .
    The ordinary is the grape one around here. So, grape or slivovaca?
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
    My message to JuBe cunts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post
    The ordinary is the grape one around here. So, grape or slivovaca?
    Sljivovica, never tried grape one ... yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurko View Post
    Sljivovica, never tried grape one ... yet!
    Time to come around here then. With honey and propolis or whatever the fuck is the english name of it. Homemade!
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
    My message to JuBe cunts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pajo View Post
    Time to come around here then. With honey and propolis or whatever the fuck is the english name of it. Homemade!
    Good, I can bring my own homemade and we can degust until nothing's left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DomesticatedPimp View Post
    pimpin NA? :'(
    Sorry mate, it's confusing reading a list of 50+ names and remembering everything and everyone to describe, but you're a good boy :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by DomesticatedPimp View Post
    pimpin NA? :'(
    Describing Pimpin' aint easy...

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