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    Interview with TheNetworkZ

    Sup fuckers. I had an interview but I guess you guys were to scared to ask questions or something, I dunno. So because FIF is the place full of tradition the personen who got interviewed, should interview another person aswell, and I asked my good friend Cleverbot for his mighty words of wisdom. He answered.
    me:Who the fuck should i interview next.

    Cleverbot:me.

    me:No you fucking idiot i mean from forza inter forums.

    cleverbot:Hahahah funny guy.

    me:Kenny?

    cleverbot:Not South Park lol, Soul Eater.

    me:El doucheo?

    cleverbot: Doctor, por que vostesamos ?

    Me;How about Black Jesus

    cleverbot:Negative.

    Me:Networkz?

    Cleverbot:Community.

    Me:Is that a yes?

    Cleverbot:Yes.
    So one of the loved Italians here (fuck you elduccio<3) is gonna get interviewed.



    What is your full name?

    How long have you been an Inter fan?

    When is your birthday?

    Who is your favorite player?

    What car do you drive?

    What is your favorite dish?

    Favorite Pokemanz?

    choose 5 people from fif to get drunk with. No restrictions.

    Hottest babe of the universe?

    Favorite drink? Alcoholic.

    favorite drink? Non alcoholic.

    What do you think of the FIF youth project?

    favorite tv show?

    Favorite FIF poster?

    Why does the avatar of Fitzy haunt me in my dreams?

    Do you think we are gonna make third spot with Mancini?

    Why the scary avatars?

    What teams other than Inter do you support?

    What tits size do you prefer, Cup D or cub B?

    More importantly, tits or ass?

    If you were in a room with Mazzarri, Hitler, Gobbi, Berlusconi and the inventors of Croqs, and you had a baseball bat with 3 nails in it and you could hit somebody in the room 3 times, where would you hit Mazzarri? The bat can't kill anybody so don't worry moral warriors.

    Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter from the season 2013-14.1



    Describe the following videos using the name of an user of FIF










    Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
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    .:42:.
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    A potential Kovacic sale would completely undo the positive in signing Kondogbia.












    LA GRANDE FIF
    Quote Originally Posted by JJM View Post
    -------------Handoyo#1
    -----fifi#23--------Dylan#25------JJM#5
    Rasha#2------------------------Pajo#55
    ----browha#88--Devious#19--Guney#10
    DomesticatedPimp#9-Verathia#8

    bench: HugoBoss#14,ElDuccio#35,Y&h#11,Wallace#18,militosc ores#22
    ,Lionfap#7,Alan#17,Shaun#16,Fitzy#33,I4E#4,KevinB# 20,Nyall#13,Sokrates#6,#21Uni,crzd#77
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottishInterista View Post
    Guney for president
    so when is this youth project starting




    Quote Originally Posted by Devious View Post
    Was just kidding mate. Inter will teach you to take a black dick in the butt and not moaning much, well, maybe alittle bit, but not so much.

    I mean you`ll grow tougher, smarter, gayer, troller and more stubborn.

    Welcome to the Inter world!
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    Congrats, you get a drunk post from me (yay autocorrect))
    http://forzainterforums.com/showthre...45#post1191245


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    Why do you think MVD skips thanking my posts?

    Why do you think people dislike the truth or different opinions, not being able to embrace the different point of views?

    Why do you think people are still fighting in wars, especially America?

    What is what makes your day? When do you feel completly yourself and carefree?

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    Riddle me this...
    A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a rabbit, carrots and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item a time across the river because his raft can only fit either the rabbit, the carrots or the fox. How does he cross the river? (You can assume that the fox does not eat the rabbit if the man is present, you can also assume that the fox and the rabbit are not trying to escape and run away)

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    Quote Originally Posted by icardiscores View Post
    Riddle me this...
    A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a rabbit, carrots and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item a time across the river because his raft can only fit either the rabbit, the carrots or the fox. How does he cross the river? (You can assume that the fox does not eat the rabbit if the man is present, you can also assume that the fox and the rabbit are not trying to escape and run away)
    I have to question the raft that can carry a fox, a human and a rabbit but not a man holding some carrots.



    Either way it's farmer takes rabbit to B. Leaves rabbit at B and goes back to A. Picks up carrots and goes back to B. Then goes back with the rabbit to A. Then he takes the wolf to B, leaving the rabbit by himself at A. Then he drops the wolf off with the carrots and goes back for the rabbit and brings him back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dylan View Post
    I have to question the raft that can carry a fox, a human and a rabbit but not a man holding some carrots.



    Either way it's farmer takes rabbit to B. Leaves rabbit at B and goes back to A. Picks up carrots and goes back to B. Then goes back with the rabbit to A. Then he takes the wolf to B, leaving the rabbit by himself at A. Then he drops the wolf off with the carrots and goes back for the rabbit and brings him back.
    I liked the part where the fox maggically transforms to a wolf...

    but yeah though...

    also I didn't know that you were NetworkZ also...strip him off his mod powers and ban him for a decade...double account spotted

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    The fox turned into a wolf when he saw my carrot carrying skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guney View Post
    Sup fuckers. I had an interview but I guess you guys were to scared to ask questions or something, I dunno. So because FIF is the place full of tradition the personen who got interviewed, should interview another person aswell, and I asked my good friend Cleverbot for his mighty words of wisdom. He answered.


    So one of the loved Italians here (fuck you elduccio<3) is gonna get interviewed.



    What is your full name? My name is Christian. Maybe the rest will come out later.

    How long have you been an Inter fan? 1 year.

    When is your birthday? January 4th.

    Who is your favorite player? Schweinsteiger

    What car do you drive? 09 VW GTI. Want a Camaro though

    What is your favorite dish? Gnocchi

    Favorite Pokemanz? Gengar, Magneton, Weezing, Poliwrath to name a few.

    choose 5 people from fif to get drunk with. No restrictions. Uni, Fitzy, Dylan, Guney (shh), and ADRossi

    Hottest babe of the universe? Alison Brie. There's just something about her (besides her tits) that I love

    Favorite drink? Alcoholic. Gin and Tonic

    favorite drink? Non alcoholic. Root beer

    What do you think of the FIF youth project? The younger the better

    favorite tv show? Seinfeld

    Favorite FIF poster? FIF Bot

    Why does the avatar of Fitzy haunt me in my dreams? Damian Sandow is harmless

    Do you think we are gonna make third spot with Mancini? It's possible, but unlikely. I think we'll come close.

    Why the scary avatars? When do I have scary avatars?

    What teams other than Inter do you support? Just football? Only Inter, but there's something I like about Schalke.

    What tits size do you prefer, Cup D or cub B? D. The fuck is a cub B?

    More importantly, tits or ass? I'm full out Billy Gunn here, but every now and then I became a tit man for a good 5 minutes.

    If you were in a room with Mazzarri, Hitler, Gobbi, Berlusconi and the inventors of Croqs, and you had a baseball bat with 3 nails in it and you could hit somebody in the room 3 times, where would you hit Mazzarri? The bat can't kill anybody so don't worry moral warriors. I would never hit Lord Mazzarri. How can you even think that?

    Use a FIF emoticon to describe each player of Inter from the season 2013-14.1 No. Too much thinking.



    Describe the following videos using the name of an user of FIF











    Those are all you. Especially the porn one

    Describe the following members using a few words and/or an emoticon(s).
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    Analrapist He can touch my bumbum any time
    Blackmore Not black enough
    N4L NFL
    browha Benitez
    Vasilios Greek
    Pajo Too nice
    Fitzy Not even drunk
    Raul Duke Raul my dick
    Guneyinter Kovacic
    Universe Asian
    I4E Benjamin Button?
    dnv ???????????????
    Lionheart Figo fucking sucks
    Choppin' ONIOONNSSS
    Dynasty what are you the Dynasty of?
    BzzLightyeaaaar -_-
    Dylan Literally the best Irish guy, but I've caught him on /sp/ before. Stop it Dylan.
    Handoyo Handyo
    Stefan Steven
    Devious The almighty
    ADRossi Time to jinx another player? Lavezzi or RVP?
    Snake Just another animal
    Rollercoaster Can ride my rollercoaster
    Ana HUH? Anal?
    Rasha So jacked
    crzdcolombian This would take more than a few words/emoticon
    Sokrates Was once Devious
    Nyall The negativity is real with this one
    Pencilpal So fucking glad this prick is gone
    Cal Why did you vote no?
    Visca
    Jmaster Jack off master
    Willy Is now big
    Kato who?
    JJM Icardi does not score
    Ed. did he die?
    Kenny You killed him...
    Fapuccino One of my favourite posters
    Michael Fix the fedenerazzurra twitter
    Wings Love chicken wings
    Cafe Cordoba 2serious
    monster09 An Indian Man U fan. What else is new?
    Batman I'm Batman
    skeet skeetskeetskeet
    PimpAin'tEasy Is now domesticated
    Martijn/Native Loves Barca
    Alan Allan
    Black Jesus I bet he's not even black
    Wallace Best poster every year
    Y&h Yes
    E.J.'92 WHO?!
    _OC_ Thanks for thanking me
    .:42:. WHO IS THIS
    MVD Never seen this guy post
    Mad Biscione My biscione is gentle...at first
    Scottish One Not even Scottish
    Now Guney, PM me the Devious nude you said you have

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    Gasperini or Mazzarri?
    Ranieri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wera View Post
    Find something nice to say about me. I bet you can't.
    I bet you have a big dick

    Why do you think that HBO totally fucked the character of Tyrion Lannister, story wise?
    I don't watch GoT

    Why do you think 2pac was paranoid?
    Because he was going to get shot

    What is the reason for Slovenia to have so many stupid, albeit educated people?
    It doesn't matter, because you make up for it all

    Why do you think MVD skips thanking my posts?
    He only likes true literature such as my posts.

    Why do you think people dislike the truth or different opinions, not being able to embrace the different point of views?
    Some people can't accept being wrong or find discomfort in those that are different than themselves.

    Why do you think people are still fighting in wars, especially America?
    Because people in this world are fucked up. If you really think about it..it's messed up. People are FUCKED.

    What is what makes your day? When do you feel completly yourself and carefree?
    Being home after a long day and relaxing.

    Why can't rich people help more in developing in poor countries?
    It's not their problem.
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by icardiscores View Post
    Riddle me this...
    A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a rabbit, carrots and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item a time across the river because his raft can only fit either the rabbit, the carrots or the fox. How does he cross the river? (You can assume that the fox does not eat the rabbit if the man is present, you can also assume that the fox and the rabbit are not trying to escape and run away)
    He doesn't cross the river.
    "Moggi was just a grape in a vineyard of bullshit"


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    To be fair it was after the thrashing and I don't care for them, but I like picking them in FM or FIFA.
    "Moggi was just a grape in a vineyard of bullshit"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fapuccino View Post
    Milan or Rome? Milan. Ever been to Rome? Gross.

    Montreal, Toronto or New York? Always Toronto.

    Mazzari or Gasperini?
    Gasperini's Genoa > Mazzarri's Inter, but otherwise Mazzarri > Gasperini
    .
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    If all the players in our squad were locked in a room and forced to fight to the death who would die first, and who would come out victorious?

    What country has the hottest chicks?

    You've been told by the grim reaper or something similar that you're going to die soon, and that you have two choices. To live a year without functioning legs, or to live a week as you normally would. What do you choose?

    Do you prefer watching rugby or football?

    You can invite any three people in history to dinner and language isn't a barrier. Who do you choose?

    What is the best and worst film you've ever watched

    You can have any pet you want in full knowledge that it will never hurt you or anyone else without your permission. So a tiger or whatever and it'd be completely safe. What animal would you choose?

    What superpower would you have if you could choose to have one?

    Would you prefer to be a superhero, a supervillain , or an anti-hero

    What is your biggest fear?

    Pancakes or Bacon and eggs?

    what was your favourite childhood cartoon?

    You could punch anyone in face right now without any consequences. Who do you choose?

    Who will end up being the better player - Icardi, Kovacic, or Juan Jesus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpin View Post
    I dont think juventus are willing to sell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arlen View Post
    The problem with this kind of site in english is the international brand of supporters from non-footballers or non-top-footballer countries..
    You see people from Colombia, Oceania, Ireland(i think) pretending that at least ONCE in their life they saw a young wc talent arriving and becoming a world star.

    Just a idea: if you want a serious debate about football, you should block everybody from countries that NEVER will win nothing and NEVER will have a balon d'or, for example.
    Whats the point about those guys opinions??? Can i go to some New Zealand chat and start to teach them how to recognize the better wc prospects among young Rugby players?
    Again, if you NEVER saw a young wc prospect struggling in his first years, like Kaka or Ronaldinho who were booed by they local supporters here, how could you judge????

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    What do you think my salary is on FIF for being a moderator?

    How tough is it having an oral exam in your subjects?

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    Black Jesus I bet he's not even black
    Yo, I bet you not even Italian or Canadian.

    What teams other than Inter do you support? Just football? Only Inter, but there's something I like about Schalke
    Go away.

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