You are next. Super Ausilio is coming for you. Back your bags, lad.
If this happens, Ausilio will become an Inter legend:
Inter offer Vidic for Lucas
Reports in Italy have claimed that Inter Milan have offered Nemanja Vidic in exchange for midfielder Lucas Leiva.
Serbian centre-back Vidic has endured a tough time in Italy since his move from Manchester United in the summer, and with the Reds' defensive problems showing no signs of easing, the Nerazzurri believe a swap deal could be on the cards.
According to Calciomercato, Inter are keen on Brazilian midfielder Lucas, who has been repeatedly linked with a move away from Anfield.