The "I'm bored" thread

**brehme1989** · 14 May 05, 14:33

Please moderators don't lock this topic. When members of the forum have nothing to do, this is the place to be.

To getting started with, let's do a joke game. I've seen this in another forum, and it's sort of fun.

Give me some words (any topic) and I'll make it into a joke.

**brehme1989** · 14 May 05, 14:34

For example, i have the words: Bush, Del Piero, Milan (that's tough

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And the joke: Juventus went on a tour to Washington D.C. While they were at it, they saw the White House and decided to go give Bush a visit.
The guards aksed the president if it was okay for the team captain to go to the Oval Office and chat with him and he accepted.
Bush: Oh, welcome my dear Italian. Why are you so sad? Did Berlusconi forget to pay you?
Del Piero: Why would he wanna do that?
Bush: Doesn't he interfere with soccer back there in Italy?
Del Piero: Yes, he's the owner of Milan.
Bush: So? Why are you asking me why would he not pay you? You play soccer don't you?
Del Piero: Yes, I do. Not for Milan though.
Bush: What? Does Silvio allow other teams to play? This is an outrage. He fooled me...
Del Piero: No, not really. We have our own ways of survival.
Bush: Are you planning to kill him?
Del Piero: No, no. Why would we?
Bush: Then did you pay him to leave you alone?
Del Piero: No,we do that with the refs?
Bush: Let me think then, doping isn't allowed in Europe...Have you attempted to dope him in order for you people to gain some power in soccer?
Del Piero(unsettled): In europe??? Is doping allowed in the USA?
Bush: No, not really. But there's no doping control.
Del Piero: Is there a soccer league in the USA?
Bush: I think there is one! Hey where are you going?
Del Piero (moving towards Moggi and the others): Hey guys. We should play football here. (speaking to Moggi) Do you know how much money you can save by playing here? There's no need for buying refs.
Moggi: Why is that? Everyone knows that we have to bribe refs to win.
Del Piero: There's no need here. They don't care if you use drugs! We can be undoubtful champions!