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    Greece

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    The "I'm bored" thread

    Please moderators don't lock this topic. When members of the forum have nothing to do, this is the place to be.

    To getting started with, let's do a joke game. I've seen this in another forum, and it's sort of fun.

    Give me some words (any topic) and I'll make it into a joke.

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    For example, i have the words: Bush, Del Piero, Milan (that's tough )

    And the joke: Juventus went on a tour to Washington D.C. While they were at it, they saw the White House and decided to go give Bush a visit.
    The guards aksed the president if it was okay for the team captain to go to the Oval Office and chat with him and he accepted.
    Bush: Oh, welcome my dear Italian. Why are you so sad? Did Berlusconi forget to pay you?
    Del Piero: Why would he wanna do that?
    Bush: Doesn't he interfere with soccer back there in Italy?
    Del Piero: Yes, he's the owner of Milan.
    Bush: So? Why are you asking me why would he not pay you? You play soccer don't you?
    Del Piero: Yes, I do. Not for Milan though.
    Bush: What? Does Silvio allow other teams to play? This is an outrage. He fooled me...
    Del Piero: No, not really. We have our own ways of survival.
    Bush: Are you planning to kill him?
    Del Piero: No, no. Why would we?
    Bush: Then did you pay him to leave you alone?
    Del Piero: No,we do that with the refs?
    Bush: Let me think then, doping isn't allowed in Europe...Have you attempted to dope him in order for you people to gain some power in soccer?
    Del Piero(unsettled): In europe??? Is doping allowed in the USA?
    Bush: No, not really. But there's no doping control.
    Del Piero: Is there a soccer league in the USA?
    Bush: I think there is one! Hey where are you going?
    Del Piero (moving towards Moggi and the others): Hey guys. We should play football here. (speaking to Moggi) Do you know how much money you can save by playing here? There's no need for buying refs.
    Moggi: Why is that? Everyone knows that we have to bribe refs to win.
    Del Piero: There's no need here. They don't care if you use drugs! We can be undoubtful champions!

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    Greece

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    Nobody is bored?????


    Anyway, here are the words for the next joke: gorilla, Ancelotti, farm, blonde, patriot
    That's some hard shit to compose

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    Quote Originally Posted by primo-inter
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    You haven't been visiting message boards too long, have you? just wait until the summer/off-season, buddy.

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