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    FIF's Official Roast Thread

    I have a new idea, let's have a thread where we roast (make fun out of) a picture of somebody who is connected to Inter, be it player, ex-player, coach, management or from one of the FIF members.

    The FIF members that would like to get roasted, they can submit their own picture, if they do that they agree to get roasted. Remember, what happens in this thread, stays in this thread. This is just for fun.

    I will not allow people here to post a photo of somebody else from FIF, because that would defeat the purpose.









    So.

    We can't start this without a special Inter player, fan favourite, class degenerate, vice-Capitano....



    Have fun.
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    It's hard to roast an image that roasts so well by itself lol. However, here we go: Jupiter and Saturn's satellites were in origin guarin's shots; however, his shots would work perfectly fine in american football and baseball.
    My username has nothing to do with the player of loserpool fc, it is just a reference to an Italian novel.

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    Guarin looks like wera, if he would ever make it big in life
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    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
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    I did some thinking over the bench issue. I think when a player is benched, it can make them think more.

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    Guarin in disguise, so he can score with his wife.
    With his wife he attempts, only to find out his best friend.
    Poaching deep inside his wife, Icardi checks out with a smile.
    A fan drops dead, Guarin misses with his glock again.

    Missing a bit of rhythm towards the end.
    We are not now that strength which in old days
    Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
    One equal temper of heroic hearts,
    Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
    To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.


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    holy shit, I knew 50% of kosovo are rappers but damn son
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    referees 'without question' favour juve? i think youre overstating the effect of buying out the refs.
    Quote Originally Posted by bandiera View Post
    I did some thinking over the bench issue. I think when a player is benched, it can make them think more.

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    I've chosen this picture of Guarin because it reveals his true nature. He is basically a clown. He even shoots like he has clown shoes on.

    He even has that silly grin of a man who doesn't know what he is doing. I wouldn't discount the possibility of brain damage in his case, he probably has amnesia and forgets how to play football everytime there is too big of rush of blood to the head.
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    If Icardi is ever sold for 110m euros i'll stop watching football and promote Pimp to moderator.

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    Guarin is the 3rd major cause of fatalities in football stadiums after hooliganism and bad infrastructure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Guarin in disguise, so he can score with his wife.
    With his wife he attempts, only to find out his best friend.
    Poaching deep inside his wife, Icardi checks out with a smile.
    A fan drops dead, Guarin misses with his glock again.

    Missing a bit of rhythm towards the end.
    7/10

    I would have removed the "best" in the second verse and written "in" instead of "inside" in the third verse. Also I would have added a "once" before the again in the last verse. Like that the syllable count should be more consistent.

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