Since nobody did already, I decided, that someone has to, even if nobody cares. I'm on a undefeated 28472397403725 winning streak with match openings, so it's scientifically known, that we'll win, because it has a direct impact on the game.
Now the Stuff nobody cares about:
Location: Stadio Giuseppe Meazza
(Imagine some crappy Inter logo) vs. (imagine an even crappier Empoli logo)
Time: 18:00 CET
Past results of the clash of these two giants: check wikipedia or something like that, we probably won a game or two.
You're welcome for the sickest opening thread.
I will edit the real thread later. (Really I won't edit it at all, but at least you'll think that we have a proper match opening)