AC Milan and affiliates cordially invites you to
THE AC MILAN END OF SEASON DINNER
Place of venue: Heartbreak Hotel, Boulevard of Broken Dreams No. 2B
1. Hard cheese
1. Humble pie
1. Urine di Galliani(sample vintage hard to swallow)
2. Sour grapes
1. Luciano Spalleti
2. Fabio Capello
3. Rafa Benitez
All guests are kindly asked to bring their own bottle because apparently Milan has lost theirs.
Interested parties should book their place as soon as possible by calling this telephone number 0800 10 10 10. That's 0800 Won Nothing Won Nothing Won Nothing.