Just golden handshake him
10 - Will be one of the absolutely best players in the history of the game (think Meazza, Matheus)
9 - Will be one of the club legends, and become one of the best players in the world of their era
8 - A player of very good quality, who will add much to the team, one of the best in the nation
7 - Good player, a valuble asset of a team, one of the 10-15 best on his position in the country
6 - Above average player, who will be useful, but will never be a key player for a team
5 - Completely average player
4 - Below average, not a disaster, but would be better if we didn't sign him in the first place
3 - Anonymous player who will never be remembered through the fact nobody expected anything from him
2 - Close to a useless player, who will add nothing to the team besides filling the CL quota
1 - Crap, shit, useless player, worst buisness ever, Mancini, Quaresma and Gresko combined
Just golden handshake him
"Alla Juve non sono dei gentlemen, è la mafia" Karl Heinz Rummenigge
Apparently this fucking loser is leaving Rennes and going to Valladolid. Whatever. At least he's not coming back here.
Originally Posted by ADRossi
...turn him to solid gold with the Hand of Midas then sell him off to be melted down to make earrings. According to google, Dalbert is 70kg and gold is currently $60,000 per kilo which equates to $4,200,000. It's the only way we might recoup some of his wasted transfer fee.
**I move away from the mic to breathe in
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
romano - Dalbert has decided to turn down the bid from Valladolid: “I’m staying at Rennes until the end of the season, I won’t leave the club”
A drop of polonium in his Gatorade
**I move away from the mic to breathe in
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I almost forgot this fucker exists.
Another shitty deal that we have to be reminded of every time these fuckers get loaned out and come back, because nobody is willing to buy them because they're either shit or on high salary.
Massimo Moratti: "It's better to be multi-ethnic than buying matches."
TwEnTy-TwO millionnot even worth one-tenth.
How we handled the negotiation was incredible.
Btw we have already next deal like this on the pipeline we need to handle. Lazaro. At least he got the bizarre scorpion kick goal so maybe his stock is a bit better than Dalbert's was (after we bought him).
Lazaro is made of glass like Sensi. Even if he impresses, they will be reluctant to pay.
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