Samsung (or other) Major Sponsorship Deal that should dwarf Pirelli
New 3rd Kit Abomination
Pazza Inter Amala Remix ft Backstreet Boys vs Kanye West
Antoine Griezman (or any other A list world class impossible/unbelievable signing)
Icardi public stoning
Uni's Inter Themed Sex Tape
So, three prestigious classics: “Casinò Lugano Cup” in Lugano after a week of preparation + “International Super Cup” versus PSG with a late sprint by Samuele “Peter Pan” Longo + "Trofeo Naranja" in Valencia, after a week of Pintus that was more intense than usual (I improvise) and with the young Esposito making things happen again.
Plus an honorable seventh place in the Grand Tour ICC 2019, ahead of Dopentus, Real and even the Mexicans of Chivas Guadalajara, without leaders upfront and with "gregari" (domestiques) like Dalbert and Candreva pulling the nerazzurro group in the heat and humidity of Asia.
What a triplete and what a summer of cyclism.
They should revive not only the Trofeo Tim, but also the good old Trofeo Birra Moretti.
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Nel bene e nel male, forza Internazionale!!
#IcardiOut
I thought it was the Coppa Marotta
Inter Banter Era; 2011-2018
Mudingayi, Schelotto, Rocchi
Gone but not forgotten
David and Goliath 2019 BC colorized
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Dat belly![]()
50k tickets sold so far for the league opener Inter-Lecce game.
Noi non siamo gobbi di merda
Conte uomo di merda
Marotta probably raised the cost of tickets..
I have weakened bolts that fastened a brain, and have relaxed. A technical break...
Just to make a note, it's around 10PM Aus time, 14/8/19. Why in the fuck is there 554* people viewing the former players thread?
There are currently 782 users online. 33 members and 749 guests
Shit, are we buying/selling someone from/to Besiktas/Sporting Lisbon again?
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EDIT: There are currently 989 users online. 35 members and 954 guestslmao haven't seen this many shitters here since the treble. grande.
**I move away from the mic to breathe in
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Most of them are sports journalists & prominent social media influencers that come for their scoops. They read our nonsense, take it as gospel and then run with it.
Where else could powerhouse sports journalists like Dimarzio, sky news & Enjoy possibly find their breaking news ?
INTERISTA 4 EVER
“I'm having fun coaching Inter" - Antonio Conte
i bomber dei bomber
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Nel bene e nel male, forza Internazionale!!
#IcardiOut
I’m not generally one to embrace optimism, but I have a good feeling about the season. I think Conte will win the league, Lukaku will score for fun, Esposito will explode and you’ll all find a shiny nickel tomorrow.
Just realized… post-pre-season starts in 11 days for us. I deliberately missed out on all of our games so far this summer because they usually don’t mean a lot. Apparently we haven’t been looking as clueless as usual, but Skriniar has been struggling lately (). Lets see how it pans out but I am confident a player of Skriniars quality will eventually adjust to the new system.
Not a fan of Conte, but I hope he will implement a winning mentality here. This team seriously needs to trade its pussies for dicks. Too intoxicated to make this post any longer, ready for the campaign tho.
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I did it all for the nookie
Just trying to figure out our 25-man squad list. Serie A is pretty much the same as UEFA now. 8 must be "local players" which means either club trained or association trained. minimum of 4 must be club trained.
1 - Handanovic
2 - Godin
5 - Gagliardini (AT)
6 - de Vrij
8 - Vecino
9 - Lukaku
10 - Lautaro (Non-EU)
11 - Dimarco (CT)
12 - Sensi (AT)
13 - Ranocchia (AT)
15 - Joao Mario
16 - Politano (AT)
18 - Asamoah
19 - Lazaro
20 - Borja Valero
21 - Longo (AT)
23 - Barella (AT)
27 - Padelli (AT)
29 - Dalbert (Non-EU)
33 - D'Ambrosio (AT)
37 - Skriniar
46 - Berni (CT)
77 - Brozovic
87 - Candreva (AT)
?? - Icardi (AT)
U-21 (Can be used without registration)
70 - Esposito
73 - Agoume
95 - Bastoni
Biraghi would count as a club trained player which would give us 3 in the squad. Even if we get him, we would need to register a youth player to fill that last CT spot it looks like.
I will update as players come and go.
Useless players:
1-Mario
2-Vecino