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    HBD Choppin Onions

    Don't let our grumpy mood following Spalletti's team abysmal performance and degrading results make us forget to celebrate the birthday of our Aussi comrade Mr Choppin Onions. Hope you have a blast mate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForzaNerazzurro View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Choppin Onions View Post
    If that is indeed our starting lineup, I'm less than thrilled with watching this one. Politano has been very good the first 2 games so understandably he gets benched while Vecino, who has been utter dog shite, gets another 90 minutes of running around and not much else.

    Is Spalletti trying to get himself fired?
    I'm going to be crying, and it's not because of the onions.
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    Time to go to the nearest High School to pick up girls. Happy birthday bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kakaroto View Post
    Time to go to the nearest High School to pick up girls. Happy birthday bro!
    I wish. Alas my 21 year old gf will have to suffice.



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