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    Your favorite quote?

    Since we seem to be learning more about each other here in the Off Topic and bored enough to ask for lyrics and what you are doing, I guess it would be appropriate to ask for your favorite quote.

    I have many, but I am currently fond of one from Iron Mike Tyson.

    "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
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    Congrats on your 1000 posts brazilian-frère!

    I have many favourite quotes, I will try and remember some!

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    hmm.. Can't really think of my fave quote right now.. but to keep you all amused i'll give u a list of stupid quotes of mine

    "ugh.. it seems like it's everyones birthday this year"

    "you don't get many 2p's for £1 nowadays do you?" (it's not changed)

    "cows.. seriously? I always imagined leather as growing on trees.. oh no crap, i'm thinking about rubber" (after being told leather came from cows)

    matt - "i'll download that clip once i've finished downloading this spyware removal"
    me - "are you thick or something, what are you downloading spyware for?"

    "I didn't know shoes could eat in the first place, let alone be vegetarian :\" (when reading about new vegetarian shoes)

    "I didn't know vegetarians could eat pasta"

    "oooh look there's the parts to make doors with" (in a DIY shop, looking at ready made doors)

    "she has a dad? oh I didn't know that!!"

    "can I have one of those vacuum needles to inject my insulin?" (to the nurse)
    nurse - "umm I think u'll find they suck, so I doubt much insulin would go into you"

    Nat - "ooh look, there's a big virgin on the corner over there"
    Me - "huh? how do you know she's a virgin??"
    (she was pointing to the record store)

    "we always learn crap languages at school, why can't we learn stuff we're going to use on holiday, like american!"


    ok, so there's lots more.. but yeh yes i'm a bit 'blonde' at times.. or all the time more like enjoy

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    Homer Simpson: "Ten thousand dollars!?! If I had ten thousand dollars I'd be a millionaire!"
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    Okay, I like the humourous rather than serious tone, so I will give some.

    This was Joey and Ross from Friends:

    Joey: Ross, can I ask you something? If the homosapiens were homosapiens, is that why they were extinct?

    Ross: Joey! The homosapiens are people.

    Joey: Okay! I am not judging! I just had a question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake
    Homer Simpson: "Ten thousand dollars!?! If I had ten thousand dollars I'd be a millionaire!"


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    JULES: There’s a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
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    Note: Tarantino was looking for a passage from the Bible to use for this scene. In the end, he said he couldn't find anything good enough, so I made this Ezekiel 25:17 up!


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    This is one of my personal favorites, from the novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms

    Sima Yi replied, "There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. These five courses are open to you, and a hostage would be useless. Now return and tell your master."

    Also a classic Seinfeld quote where Elaine and a mannequin that looks exactly like her are in the car with Jerry and he says "Boy I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Double-mint gum.


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    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

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    Todays lesson:

    "those forces, who affect our lives, those influences who form us, are often as a dim and mysterious whisper, that comes from a distant space, and can only be intercepted with difficulties"

    Charles Dickens

    ps.not sure if it's totlly right...This is how I remember it.

    "a moan for her, the twice dead, because she died so young"

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    "I'm not afraid of any men on the planet, I will fight them all"

    " I promise violence" both quotes from Wanderlei Silva.

    I like this quote from the movie the Crow

    "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness was."


    A nice simpsons moment. Homer sneaking into a U2 concert

    *knocks at the front door*

    Homer: Potato Man
    Guy: Where the Hell have you been.

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    "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." - Mike Tyson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Tyson
    All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderlei Silva
    I'm not afraid of any men on the planet, I will fight them all.
    Wanderlei Silva in 1 min.

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    yeah silva would smash tyson for copying his quote

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    I wanted to bring back that reality, nobody can ever be confused and think I'm phuckin Mike Tyson and I'm the heavyweight champion, I'm a little n igga, thats why its so raw to just watch me battle lions, cause I'm a little skinny n igga battlin' niggas three times my size!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roberto
    yeah silva would smash tyson for copying his quote
    Wanderlei, who?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaetan
    Quote Originally Posted by Roberto
    yeah silva would smash tyson for copying his quote
    Wanderlei, who?
    A man who with all honesty would smash Mike Tyson before the latter even knows what's happening.

    Watch some Pride fights and you'll know what i'm talking about.

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    Spinal Tap is full of wonderful quatable dialogue. If my memory has served me well, here's one:

    Q: It's really beautyful. What do you call it?

    A: Lick My Lovepump

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    Quote Originally Posted by nugran78
    Spinal Tap is full of wonderful quatable dialogue. If my memory has served me well, here's one:

    Q: It's really beautyful. What do you call it?

    A: Lick My Lovepump
    LOL
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