Interview with Roberto

[Kato]

So, do u accept?

[Frisko]

Yeah yeah of course he accepts

Please write a caption for these pics:

1 Juve v Chievo

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5

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10

[Roberto]

Has anybody ever rejected it? I think it would be kind've cool if i was the first ever to reject it haha, I'd be like Russel Crowe and beat up reporters however I will accept this interview.

[Roberto]

Classic Frisko captions, I think i'll wait for just some questions to warm up before I answer those although I've been kicking a few ideas around the office for those pictures.

[Handoyo]

No Christina, Frisko!?


Handyo

[Roberto]

Yeah yeah of course he accepts

Please write a caption for these pics:

1 Juve v Chievo

Chievo Players: WHAT THE FUCK IT WENT IN!!!
Referee to Linesman: So what colour is your new FIAT.

2
Mancini: Thats it be a good boy smile for the camera
Figo: Ok stop pinching me

3
Juve showing how fair they play,Greatest Piece of officiating ever. Everybody knows thats just world class defending. The Ref had a perfect view and if there was a foul he would've called it. Its not like he was bribed or anything.


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Evil One eye cat: so we meet again mr.bond


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I want to join her in that bed and believe me feathers will fly.

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Zanetti: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Cambiasso:Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro
Kily:MAGNIFICO


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GOBBI BASTARDI!!! VAFFANCULO ZLATAN!!! NEDVED IS A BITCHASS.

10

mmmm so delicious yet so dangerous. I can feel myself gaining weight as we speak.

[Frisko]

No Christina, Frisko!?


Handyo

Hahaha about time somebody noticed! I forgot once but nobody noticed, so I said to myself "let's see if they ever notice"

There Roberto, caption her:



Great captions so far, remember you still need to do numbers 5 and 8.

[Roberto]

ooo crap i forgt Gaydorf and CrespHo/Traitor pics. I'll edit my post to add those captions and catpion XXXtina and madonna. Where are all the questions at?

[Kato]

umm few random questions lol

ok, so straight into it

1)How far have you gone with a guy?

2)Have you ever been in love?

3)Do you consider black underwear as a sign of wanting it?

4)What do you find most attractive about the same AND opposite sex?

5)Who on FI do you find the funniest?

6)Favourite players (inter or non-inter)?

7)What Inter stuff do you own (shirts etc)?

8)What do you like most & least about where you live?

9)What do you want your future career to be?

10)Post a short bit (say four lines or so) of your favourite lyrics

& er yeh that's it for now

[Roberto]

umm few random questions lol

ok, so straight into it

1)How far have you gone with a guy?
LOL just a sports celebration hug lol I'm not gay.

2)Have you ever been in love?
I've been infatuated I wouldn't say love although right now i'm overly infatuated so it could be love.

3)Do you consider black underwear as a sign of wanting it?
If the black underwear is on my bedroom floor its a sign of wanting it.

4)What do you find most attractive about the same AND opposite sex?
I find nothing attractive about the same sex but as for girls i love a pretty face and some nice legs and a nice backside

5)Who on FI do you find the funniest?
hmmm thats a tough one but Tim,Helal usually crack me up.

6)Favourite players (inter or non-inter)?
Adriano,J.Zanetti,Gianluca Pagliuca, and Hate to say it but I love Gianluigi Buffon ever since he was at parma he has such skill and was very influential on a young keeper like myself.

7)What Inter stuff do you own (shirts etc)?
J.Zanetti 2004 home jersey, Adriano Champions league jersey, 1998 Home Ronaldo jersey , 2002 home vieri jersey , some training shirts,couple hats, alot of posters, Inter scarf and Banner. Inter coffee cups and an Inter mug. I'm going to buy a 2005/06 away jersey pretty soon i think there very cool.

8)What do you like most & least about where you live?
The people i've met alot of great friends, what i hate about it is its a small dull town where there aren't many oppurtunities.

9)What do you want your future career to be?
i'm seriously thinking about becoming a doctor but my dream would to be a soccer player or a mixed martial artist.

10)Post a short bit (say four lines or so) of your favourite lyrics
I have many favourite songs/lyrics so this will be a tough one but since i just recently saw them in concert i'll post some pixies lyrics. I know you said 4 lines but i'm typing the whole song its not too many lyrics.

Cease to Resist Giving my goodbye, Drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead but i sail away
On a wave of mutilation,wave of mutilation,wave of mutilation
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee

I've kissed mermaids, I rode the el nino
walked the sands with the crustaceans
Could find my way to Marianna
On a wave of mutilation,wave of mutilation, wave of mutilation
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee


& er yeh that's it for now

[Cro Nerazzurro]

LOL for kathiey first question

[NeRanZurri]

LOL.. great, the cat picture made me laugh..
You forgot about Vieri-Crespo pic and the Frisko's Christina !!!

[Choppin Onions]

1) What's Sudbury like? I have family there and I heard it's pretty facking boring.

2) Favorite Inter player? Present and past.

3) Whom do you hate more, Gobbi or Bilan?

4) Ever smoke weed and if you did, did you get high the first time?

5) Breast man or Ass man?

[Ari]

1) You got political opinions?
2) Best film you've seen?
3) Who'd you have sex with in entire world if you could choose..?

[Roberto]

1) What's Sudbury like? I have family there and I heard it's pretty facking boring.

2) Favorite Inter player? Present and past.

3) Whom do you hate more, Gobbi or Bilan?

4) Ever smoke weed and if you did, did you get high the first time?

5) Breast man or Ass man?

1. Sudbury is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get......Its a fucking dead town buddy. Nothing at all to do which is why I suspect there so much underage drinking. However I like the people here and turned down offers to go to the states cause I didn't want to leave my life here so I must have a soft spot for it.

2. Favourite Inter players past: so many that i love but i'll go with my 2 favourite Keepers Pagliuca and Zenga, My Current favourite inter players are Adriano,Capitano and Oba.

3. The answer to this before this year was definetley Gobbi because they cheat and corrupt football. Also I hate my brother and he is a gobbi fan and always runs his uneducated mouth. After our losses to Milan this year I hate them more than ever and now more than Gobbi.

4. Yeah I've done weed and first time i got high. We were at a party my 2 friends were smoking from a pipe and passed it to me than we went inside and ate a tub of ice cream lol.

5. Ass-Man, I love breasts like the rest of y'all but any girl can have a nice pair of breasts but nothing beats a lovely ass.

[Miki]

1) Describe these FI members in 3 words:

Jimmy
Handoyo
Miki
Frisko
Fabio
Hamed
Katie
Blue Oyster
Ari
Cro Nerazzurri
Facade
Primo-Inter
Gaetan
ZZANG

2) What do you think is better? Winning the Pride title or marrying the girl of your dreams?

I've got a freaking thought block!

Ciao,
Tim

[Frisko]

Also I hate my brother and he is a gobbi fan and always runs his uneducated mouth.

Hehe loved this bit

[Roberto]

1) You got political opinions?
2) Best film you've seen?
3) Who'd you have sex with in entire world if you could choose..?


1. Political Opinions i have many but to just sum it up I've become more of a socialist because i'm unhappy with the liberal government in Canada but the Oposition Conservatives are just Rich bastards who don't care about social programs and such.

2. I've seen many great films but I love Lost in Translation

3. I'd have sex with Scarlett Johanson i love her.

[Roberto]

1) Describe these FI members in 3 words:

Jimmy-
Handoyo
Miki-
Frisko
Fabio
Hamed
Katie
Blue Oyster
Ari
Cro Nerazzurri
Facade
Primo-Inter
Gaetan
ZZANG

2) What do you think is better? Winning the Pride title or marrying the girl of your dreams?

I've got a freaking thought block!

Ciao,
Tim

come on Tim your questions are usually great so i expect some more, The 3 words about the members thing is pretty difficult so i'll hold off on that.

2. as much as I'd love to win the Pride belt it just doesn't get better than finding and marrying the perfect girl I'd be Pride champion and it would be great but it wouldn't last long and when ppl forget about my my wonderful wife will still be by my side. So I chose Marrying the dream girl.

[Hammoudi]

I've become more of a socialist because i'm unhappy with the liberal government in Canada but the Oposition Conservatives are just Rich bastards who don't care about social programs and such.

Good man I was never into politics here, but dragged myself into voting last time out so those backward, arrogant and captialist Conservatives don't come to power.