OK, just make a scenario and use syntax like "If you see xxx, he/it must be xxx", with your knowledge about football, and yeah, the sense of humor.
Let me start like this:
In a serie A match a forward is knocked down in the box, and ref has no intention to give the penalty...
- If this forward jumps up immediately and chases the ball, he must be Oba Martins;
- If this forward stays on the ground and the audience begin to boo him, he must be F. Inzagirl;
- If this forward stands up and makes a rude gesture to the ref, he must be Cassano;
Now your turn.