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    Why being interista is better

    > Interista... è meglio. Perché...
    >
    > - Non disturbi la gente facendo caroselli con l'auto.
    > - Risparmi sui gadgets: la sciarpa dell'Inter campione è la stessa di
    > 15 anni fa.
    > - Non devi fare calcoli complicati per ricordare il numero di vittorie.
    > - Hai sempre nuovi giocatori da idolatrare.
    > - Hai sempre nuovi giocatori da insultare.
    > - Quando vai allo stadio spesso riesci ad uscire prima per evitare il
    > traffico.
    > - Spesso cammini a testa bassa: puoi ritrovare soldi o oggetti
    > smarriti.
    > - Se conosci una ragazza milanista o juventina risulti simpatico poiché
    > non parli di calcio.
    > - Se scopre che sei interista susciti in lei la sindrome da
    > crocerossina
    > o l'istinto protettivo materno.
    > - Ogni anno è quello buono.
    > - C'è sempre un infortunato che poteva risolvere la partita.
    > - Il lunedì mattina i colleghi ti aspettano per salutarti.
    > - Gli amici quando ti incontrano ti salutano e scherzano con te.

    Interista is better because...

    You do not disturb people with the horn of your car
    You can spare money on gadgets: Inter's champion scarf is the same as
    15 years ago
    You don't have to do complicate computations to remember the number of
    victories
    You have always new players to idolize
    You have always new players to swear
    When you go to the stadium you often come up to get out in advance in
    order to avoid traffic
    You often walk looking down: you can find money or objects lost
    If you meet a supporting Milan or Juventus girl you turned out nice
    for you do not talk about soccer
    If she discover you support inter, you stimulate her "Florence
    Nightingale" syndrome or her maternal protective instinct
    Every year is the good one
    Monday mornings your colleagues wait you for saying hello
    When you meet friends, they laugh with you
    Forza Inter per sempre!!!!
    Jose responding after the derby:"We could only have lost by having six people on the park, as even with seven, we would have won. "
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    Muahahahaha!!! Sad, but TRUE!but i'm happy being an Interista despite their under-achivement.

    P.S I really like the part about the Milan/Juve. gurl..
    Its been a pleasure,
    Ciao,
    [ Recoba87 / Zaidriano / Sisedriano ]

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    I don't consider any insults to Inter to be funny.


    Handyo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handoyo


    I don't consider any insults to Inter to be funny.


    Handyo
    Its plain innocent fun man....You can't take jokes bout Inter?It isn't even insulting...
    Its been a pleasure,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handoyo


    I don't consider any insults to Inter to be funny.


    Handyo
    You should learn to be able to love at yourslef handoyo.
    Forza Inter per sempre!!!!
    Jose responding after the derby:"We could only have lost by having six people on the park, as even with seven, we would have won. "
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    I don't wanna ruin the mood of this thread so, bye bye.


    Handyo

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    Unfortunately all of those are true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handoyo


    I don't wanna ruin the mood of this thread so, bye bye.


    Handyo
    Oh come on you wuss! You've been an Interista for sometime now and yet you can't accept that all of the abovementioned points are true?

    Lighten up buddy!

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    The fact is that Inter have not been all too successful lately but if you cannot laugh at a bit of it, you will be destroyed by hate. But then again, that doesn't mean you should let your team down; watch the matches religiously and be a good poster, but also remember to lighten up a bit.

    Football is life, but after a few losses you shouldn't get bent out of shape...

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    I love !
    I happy!!
    I have no girlfriend,
    inter is my girlfriend !!
    sky have two colours:blue and black,
    so does inter!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefan View Post
    > Interista... è meglio. Perché...
    >
    > - Non disturbi la gente facendo caroselli con l'auto.
    > - Risparmi sui gadgets: la sciarpa dell'Inter campione è la stessa di
    > 15 anni fa.
    > - Non devi fare calcoli complicati per ricordare il numero di vittorie.
    > - Hai sempre nuovi giocatori da idolatrare.
    > - Hai sempre nuovi giocatori da insultare.
    > - Quando vai allo stadio spesso riesci ad uscire prima per evitare il
    > traffico.
    > - Spesso cammini a testa bassa: puoi ritrovare soldi o oggetti
    > smarriti.
    > - Se conosci una ragazza milanista o juventina risulti simpatico poiché
    > non parli di calcio.
    > - Se scopre che sei interista susciti in lei la sindrome da
    > crocerossina
    > o l'istinto protettivo materno.
    > - Ogni anno è quello buono.
    > - C'è sempre un infortunato che poteva risolvere la partita.
    > - Il lunedì mattina i colleghi ti aspettano per salutarti.
    > - Gli amici quando ti incontrano ti salutano e scherzano con te.

    Interista is better because...

    You do not disturb people with the horn of your car
    You can spare money on gadgets: Inter's champion scarf is the same as
    15 years ago
    You don't have to do complicate computations to remember the number of
    victories
    You have always new players to idolize
    You have always new players to swear
    When you go to the stadium you often come up to get out in advance in
    order to avoid traffic
    You often walk looking down: you can find money or objects lost
    If you meet a supporting Milan or Juventus girl you turned out nice
    for you do not talk about soccer
    If she discover you support inter, you stimulate her "Florence
    Nightingale" syndrome or her maternal protective instinct
    Every year is the good one
    Monday mornings your colleagues wait you for saying hello
    When you meet friends, they laugh with you
    Somethings never change.
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    I'm just going to assume Spalletti thinks that young, attacking players like Karamoh and Lautaro are like laser guns in video games, or kamehameha in Dragon Ball Z - the longer you hold down the trigger and charge them, the more power they fire with. That's why he waits until the 88th minute to bring them on. If he gives them more time, they'll be weak. He's charging them up for 80+ minutes for bigger impact in those last 120 seconds. pew pew.

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    Because you are a brother of the fucking World, that's why.

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    I hate living in past glory though, we are not Milan

    They should only have done it on milestones anniversaries such as 10th or 20th or something but not in some random event.

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