Here is a little Biography on the HEEBrew Hammer.
Once upon a time a Jewish Ice Cream owner FACKED the shit out of an italian broad (she couldn't resist his circumsized penis). The end result was a baby born at Jewish General Hospital January 25 1990. Mike has now grown up and is a typical Italian in montreal. He rips bats with his bros and plays soccer. If you ever dropped a penny on the street of montreal Mike has picked it up. He has a steady diet of Bagels and Pasta. Mike says he has success with ladies.
The B!tches he gets are
C. Drunk and Stoned
E. Pino's Sister
Mike's life as an Inter fan began when his Nono worried that he'd become too jewish and not be a good athlete taught him to play soccer and gave him money for a jersey. When Mike got to the store there was 3 teams. Juventus, Milan and Inter. When Mike realized the Inter jersey was cheaper his jewish instincts kicked in and the rest is history. Another interesting Mike fact, he doesn't post on the sabbath. I hope you enjoyed this brief bio on FI's Kosher poster.
Happy Birthday Bro.