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    Happy Birthday, Mike!

    Here is a little Biography on the HEEBrew Hammer.

    Once upon a time a Jewish Ice Cream owner FACKED the shit out of an italian broad (she couldn't resist his circumsized penis). The end result was a baby born at Jewish General Hospital January 25 1990. Mike has now grown up and is a typical Italian in montreal. He rips bats with his bros and plays soccer. If you ever dropped a penny on the street of montreal Mike has picked it up. He has a steady diet of Bagels and Pasta. Mike says he has success with ladies.

    The B!tches he gets are

    A. Drunk
    B. Stoned
    C. Drunk and Stoned
    D. Unconscious
    E. Pino's Sister

    Mike's life as an Inter fan began when his Nono worried that he'd become too jewish and not be a good athlete taught him to play soccer and gave him money for a jersey. When Mike got to the store there was 3 teams. Juventus, Milan and Inter. When Mike realized the Inter jersey was cheaper his jewish instincts kicked in and the rest is history. Another interesting Mike fact, he doesn't post on the sabbath. I hope you enjoyed this brief bio on FI's Kosher poster.

    Happy Birthday Bro.

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    Thanks Roberto.

    Thank you for racially abusing me, I laughed so hard that anyone within a mile radius of my laugh went deaf.

    Because I was racially assaulted by you, I'm going to have to take out my big weapons and tell everyone the truth about you. A painful secret that you hide beneath your skin.


    Roberto lives in Sudbury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Mike
    Thanks Roberto.

    Thank you for racially abusing me, I laughed so hard that anyone within a mile radius of my laugh went deaf.

    Because I was racially assaulted by you, I'm going to have to take out my big weapons and tell everyone the truth about you. A painful secret that you hide beneath your skin.


    Roberto lives in Sudbury.

    Shalom, Buona Note
    Dude Sudbury is Bunk but we Have the Big Nickel, THE BIG FKN NICKEL , you better respect that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roberto
    Dude Sudbury is Bunk but we Have the Big Nickel, THE BIG FKN NICKEL , you better respect that shit.
    I would come to Sudbury and throw you da beats but tickets are too expensive.

    You just wait until my Air Miles reaches 40 000, you just wait...
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    Bro maybe this information will make you come sooner. My friend was walking down the street today and change fell out of his pocket on my street....

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    lollll poor Pino's sister. Mike u got owened buddy


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    U guys crack me up.

    As a birthday present i'll cut a hole in my pocket & trail some change down the streets

    Just dont turn into a 'propa minga' now ur gettin old

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    Lol

    Happy birhtday Mike

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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    Yup, happy birthday Mike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roberto
    Here is a little Biography on the HEEBrew Hammer.

    Once upon a time a Jewish Ice Cream owner FACKED the shit out of an italian broad (she couldn't resist his circumsized penis). The end result was a baby born at Jewish General Hospital January 25 1990. Mike has now grown up and is a typical Italian in montreal. He rips bats with his bros and plays soccer. If you ever dropped a penny on the street of montreal Mike has picked it up. He has a steady diet of Bagels and Pasta. Mike says he has success with ladies.

    The B!tches he gets are

    A. Drunk
    B. Stoned
    C. Drunk and Stoned
    D. Unconscious
    E. Pino's Sister

    Mike's life as an Inter fan began when his Nono worried that he'd become too jewish and not be a good athlete taught him to play soccer and gave him money for a jersey. When Mike got to the store there was 3 teams. Juventus, Milan and Inter. When Mike realized the Inter jersey was cheaper his jewish instincts kicked in and the rest is history. Another interesting Mike fact, he doesn't post on the sabbath. I hope you enjoyed this brief bio on FI's Kosher poster.

    Happy Birthday Bro.
    That's the funniest story ever! Thanks to you Rob, I can now harass two twins I know!

    Fabio

    P.S Happy Birthday Mike!
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    Happy birthday Mike

    I wish I had another Ljunburg underwear shot to post it as a gift, but you already covered them all.

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    lol Robbie that was an awesome bio on the Heebrew Hammer. loved it..


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    Happy bday Mike.
    Forza Inter per sempre!!!!
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    Happy Birthday mate! (sorry, I'm a bit late... )
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    happy bday mike Crocodille hunter

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    happy b-day mike even though im liek a week late i dunt give afuk lol ...and rob lmao STOP SAYIN SHIT bout my sis lol she can prob kick ure ass lmao.. castagne brujate
    ~ Bobo will never be forgotten ~

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