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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Cabin fever ?
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    I don't know about you blokes but I might do my bit for the country and download and then delete the Covid app to my work phone to help give a boost to those download numbers. Hopefully we can get the pubs back open and reduce our drinking habits across the board.
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

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    I better post - telling Fitzy to get fucked, lest some scoundrel poach my #60 jersey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    I don't know about you blokes but I might do my bit for the country and download and then delete the Covid app to my work phone to help give a boost to those download numbers. Hopefully we can get the pubs back open and reduce our drinking habits across the board.
    Fitzy, let me tell you how fucked up Sweden is right now about alcohol.

    There's a store called "systembolaget" in Sweden. It is the only retail store allowed to sell alcoholic beverages that contain more than 3.5% alcohol by volume.
    And yesterday a fucking politician went out and said we should close systembolaget because of corona. Apparently closing systembolaget during corona will help wives and children in sweden to not get domesticated violence from their father/husband since this kind of abuse has risen during corona...

    Fucking politicians.
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    It does. It has a lot of quality. I would say even Serie B has a lot of quality. Professional footballers really know how to play the game.
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    Are you homos doing okay? Haven't from you Cunts in ages.

    Hopefully you haven't boarded any Ruby Princesses, given any pressers on newly seeded lawn or been eaten by a shark.

    Fire up, our season is restarting!

    FORZA INTER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    Hopefully you haven't boarded any Ruby Princesses
    Incidentally, thats the name of the second-hand sex doll that I lent to Uni.

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    Where is Uni?

    I hope he did not contract anything from the doll you lent him.

    Did you get the doll tested for Corona? Do you know if it had previously spent any time in Wuhan eating bats or pangolins?

    I hope Uni. is doing okay.
    Last edited by Puma; 16 Jun 20 at 13:45.

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    Which matches do you feel more, those with Juventus or Milan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adriano@10 View Post
    It’s largely due to right-wing Murdoch tabloids and partially the fault of the fanatical left-wing activists screaming “The apocalypse is nigh! Smashing capitalism is the only path to environmental salvation!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adriano@10 View Post
    So the country that has suffered the most from climate change is also the kingdom of deniers.

    But it's maybe not a coincidence, you don't fight against something which you don't believe exists.

    What I wonder about though is: what kind of convincing can you possibly need for something you experience in everyday's life?
    "As usual in Italy some decisions are made without sense and logic. The dark side of the football that we tried to clean up returns to light".

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    Didn't NDU also suffer from freons?
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    It does. It has a lot of quality. I would say even Serie B has a lot of quality. Professional footballers really know how to play the game.
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    6 Italian sides in Europe. 1 win, 2 draw, 3 losses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candreva Crosses View Post
    Didn't NDU also suffer from freons?
    Man, I haven't the faintest idea of what you are talking about.
    "As usual in Italy some decisions are made without sense and logic. The dark side of the football that we tried to clean up returns to light".

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    My username has nothing to do with the player of liverpool fc, it is a reference to an Italian novel.


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    I'm back from a big dicking.

    Found some old instrument electronic components that I had lying around. I'd bought them 7 yrs ago, barely used them and completely forgot I even had them. So I put them up for sale on ebay that night and luckily I found a buyer the same evening. The guy met my $200 asking price straight away and the following afternoon I had the money in my account. I carefully bubble-wrapped and boxed the items then drove out to the nearest postbox from my house to post the package.

    As you know, these mailboxes have a narrow slot for envelopes, but you need to pull the handle to open the box for bigger parcels. This fucking postbox wouldn't open for some reason despite me applying quite a lot of force. Naturally, I didn't want to either break the handle or stand there yanking on it like a dickhead with tons of people around.

    I got back in my car and drove to another postbox a few minutes up the road. This second mailbox did open normally but it was absolutely fucking covered in birdshit and despite it not having rained in a few days, the postbox was completely wet and I could see there were bits of mold lining the chute.

    Considering that I was sending electronic components, I didn't want to risk any water damage in this disgusting mailbox. I had no option but to get back in my car and drive another few minutes, this time to the nearby train station where there was another postbox.

    Finally, I post my fucking package without issue. I get back in my car and start driving home and I get fucking pulled over by an undercover / unmarked police car for doing an illegal right turn

    I mean, the cop was completely right and I had no argument. It was one of them fucking "no right turns between 6:30-9:30AM and 4:30-6:30PM". Normally when I use that route, it's when I'm coming home from work and I'm outside of those times. That afternoon though, I just completely forgot about it. So I copped a fucking 2 demerit point penalty and a $270 fine.

    The fine itself is annoying (obviously) but nothing I haven't had before. In my work, having to meet clients on site etc, parking tickets can be unavoidable. Some clients even tell me to bill them for any parking fines I get. The odd fine here and there is just a part of dipshit Sydney life.

    But this particular fine was made so irritating by the reason I was driving there in the first place. If those first two fucking mailboxes weren't fucking unusable, I would've been home 20 minutes earlier and completely avoided the crowded train station area with the cop cars. Not one but TWO unusable mailboxes in a row. Is that a fucking joke?

    Worst of all, I was out there to earn an "easy" $200. It felt easy because it mentally registered as such "low effort" money. I had nothing to lose by selling something I didn't even know that I had, and that I certainly didn't need. I'd also bought these parts 7 years ago but retained much of their original value. That's fucken free money right there.

    The sheer absurdity, the absolute fucking irony of turning the activity of gaining $200 into losing $270 was just hysterical. 200 - 270 is only a $70 net loss. It really isn't that bad. But the mental switch, man. I wasn't ready for it. That 180 turn came out of nowhere and blindsided me. From "free money" to "pay a fat fucking fine." It just felt like a slap in the face. I drove home laughing, alone, like a fucking lunatic.

    That was a few days ago. Since then, it comes to mind here and there and I keep laughing at the fact that I would actually be richer now if I hadn't earned $200. The fucking absurdity, man.
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    Thanks, uni. That was a roller-coaster journey of a post. 10/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by firmino View Post
    Man, I haven't the faintest idea of what you are talking about.
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    It does. It has a lot of quality. I would say even Serie B has a lot of quality. Professional footballers really know how to play the game.
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    6 Italian sides in Europe. 1 win, 2 draw, 3 losses

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    Uni, love your posts Mate!

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    4/10. Didn't insult me or my town.
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    G'day fellas!

    Apparently Bein Sports have dropped Serie A worldwide

    Back to finding shitty streams

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanHoe View Post
    G'day fellas!

    Apparently Bein Sports have dropped Serie A worldwide

    Back to finding shitty streams
    Dafaq ? For season 20/21? That's madness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanHoe View Post
    G'day fellas!

    Apparently Bein Sports have dropped Serie A worldwide

    Back to finding shitty streams
    I am not sure if you are right about that becuase they are still showing Verona v Napoli, SPAL v Cagliari, Genoa v Parma, Torino v Udinese and Inter v Sassuolo at 3am.

    Or are you referring to next season. If so, where did you get the news?

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