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    Whenever I buy a coffee (the only thing I even pay for in cash), I stick the change in my drawer at work and forget about it.

    Over the past year or so the drawer was getting heavy as shit so I put the several kilograms of coins in a container and took that shit to the bank to deposit.

    Thankfully this time the machine was actually working but it was loud as shit and naturally everyone in the mall was staring at me as this coin deposit ATM starting blaring like a fucking lawnmower. It was embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as our defence vs Sassuolo.

    I thought I'd have like $70 max but it turned out to be nearly 2 hunnit so I'm pleasantly surprised. I can't wait to waste it like I do with the rest of my income.

    The machine spat out some coins it wouldn't accept, for some reason I had a handful of US coins too. I noticed that in US currency, their 10c coin (a dime) is actually thinner and smaller than their 5c coin (nickel)? What kind of fucking dipshit country does that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    I just saw this post now and it made me laugh. Why the fuck would anyone in Slovenia want to watch the A-League (the Arse-League)? Unless they are completely high or bored out of their tits.

    Adelaide United are my home team. I have not been to the stadium that much since we won the Championship and the club hiked the prices so high that it put many people off.

    Today, I hardly care. I mainly check their results for the sole purpose of giving shit to my mates who continue to support them.
    Wait, the A League is still a thing ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Whenever I buy a coffee (the only thing I even pay for in cash), I stick the change in my drawer at work and forget about it.

    Over the past year or so the drawer was getting heavy as shit so I put the several kilograms of coins in a container and took that shit to the bank to deposit.

    Thankfully this time the machine was actually working but it was loud as shit and naturally everyone in the mall was staring at me as this coin deposit ATM starting blaring like a fucking lawnmower. It was embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as our defence vs Sassuolo.

    I thought I'd have like $70 max but it turned out to be nearly 2 hunnit so I'm pleasantly surprised. I can't wait to waste it like I do with the rest of my income.

    The machine spat out some coins it wouldn't accept, for some reason I had a handful of US coins too. I noticed that in US currency, their 10c coin (a dime) is actually thinner and smaller than their 5c coin (nickel)? What kind of fucking dipshit country does that.
    My 'loose change' disappears these days... Those meddling kids *shakes fist vigorously*

    Also, that nickel & dime country you speak of sells guns n' shit at Kmarts...
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    You lads heard of REMI? Don't know whether you're into hip-hop but that shit kicks the kangaroo's ass...

    (Whoever got the reference wins bonus points, looking at you, I4E, you old fart)

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    Didn't know Sampa the Great is also living in Aussieland. Anyone else I should know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wobblz View Post
    You lads heard of REMI? Don't know whether you're into hip-hop but that shit kicks the kangaroo's ass...

    (Whoever got the reference wins bonus points, looking at you, I4E, you old fart)

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    Didn't know Sampa the Great is also living in Aussieland. Anyone else I should know?
    Never heard of REMI.

    Who's Sampa the Great ?
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    Winamp though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by I4E View Post
    Never heard of REMI.

    Who's Sampa the Great ?




    Fitzy Fitzsimmons wins the special "old fart" award.
    Inter is an artistic venture, almost poetic. It is capable of provoking immense, unreachable joy and bitter disappointment. It’s never done by half-measures.
    For me, Inter is the opening to new worlds and courage. It’s a strong passion, a marvellous illness. You can put up with the weaknesses and admire the courage, the same way you would with a son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wobblz View Post




    Fitzy Fitzsimmons wins the special "old fart" award.
    Fifa20 on the second song.
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    It does. It has a lot of quality. I would say even Serie B has a lot of quality. Professional footballers really know how to play the game.
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    6 Italian sides in Europe. 1 win, 2 draw, 3 losses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candreva Crosses View Post
    Fifa20 on the second song.
    FIFA is so shit that the only good thing about it lately is the OST obviously.
    Inter is an artistic venture, almost poetic. It is capable of provoking immense, unreachable joy and bitter disappointment. It’s never done by half-measures.
    For me, Inter is the opening to new worlds and courage. It’s a strong passion, a marvellous illness. You can put up with the weaknesses and admire the courage, the same way you would with a son.
    — Massimo Moratti


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wobblz View Post
    FIFA is so shit that the only good thing about it lately is the OST obviously.
    The first video was really nice though.
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    It does. It has a lot of quality. I would say even Serie B has a lot of quality. Professional footballers really know how to play the game.
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    6 Italian sides in Europe. 1 win, 2 draw, 3 losses

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    Cup tips, boys?
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    Apparently Tom Waterhouse put 10K on The Chosen One. Probably trying to manipulate the market but worth throwing a small bet on it. Since yesterday its odds have come down from 81 to 34.

    I have hedged me funds over 3 bets.

    I will see you all in the Cayman Islands.

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    Won the office sweep only to be left pissed off because my actual bet for actual money did nothing (Surprise Baby). Thought it'd overcome the shit barrier draw for some reason.
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

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    I won sweet sweet fuck all. Went with Constantinople.

    Had il Paradiso for a win but no place. This was a last minute bet cos some hobo gave me a 'hot tip'.

    *Note to self - Don't take tips from a hobo, there's a reason he's a hobo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I4E View Post
    some hobo gave me a 'hot tip'.






























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    What’s. the fuckn go? Optus are showing Chelsea v Ajax prematch comments with there being no mention of Dortmund v Inter.
    #FlyEaglesFly

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    man fuck that game and fuck the melbourne cup too. sports are gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puma View Post
    What’s. the fuckn go? Optus are showing Chelsea v Ajax prematch comments with there being no mention of Dortmund v Inter.
    I watched Inter through Optus sports. No problem.
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    Can't remember the preamble or even who it was, but I had a dream this morning wherein I was giving my phone number to some hot female celebrity. For some reason, I was writing it down for her on a piece of paper but my hands were shaking so much that my writing was illegible. I was taking ages and she was kinda staring at me. That's when I woke up, all sweaty, and hard. Fucking loser dream if I've ever had one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Can't remember the preamble or even who it was, but I had a dream this morning wherein I was giving my phone number to some hot female celebrity. For some reason, I was writing it down for her on a piece of paper but my hands were shaking so much that my writing was illegible. I was taking ages and she was kinda staring at me. That's when I woke up, all sweaty, and hard. Fucking loser dream if I've ever had one.
    That's nearly as bad as Inter giving up a 2-0 halftime lead to eventually lose 3-2 to Dortmund.
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