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    Dreams are the biggest cock tease ever tbh. I have a coworker of the female variety and we get on fantastically, she's got a sublime sense of humor, personable, kindy shy and cute but also gorgeous af. Best of all she's a redhead which I'm borderline obsessed with (Which begs the question; why the fuck would one color of hair turn me on more then another? It's just hair! Hair isn't gonna give me the best blowjob ever or make me nut harder than I already am)

    It also doesn't help that I've caught her giving me "those looks" and she's caught me doing the same. And yet we're both in relationships. But the amount of times she's been in one of my dreams, sexual or otherwise is fucking ridiculous. I almost feel guilty when I wake up but then I realize it's not something I can control.

    I'm kinda hoping she quits so I don't have to see her anymore. Downright torturous.



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    I feel for you, Steve. Clearly you covet this woman but you cannot have her. Seems to me like the obvious thing to do is to just kill her. No other way really. Perhaps even consuming her remains would sate your need to "have" her in some way, shape or meal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    I feel for you, Steve. Clearly you covet this woman but you cannot have her. Seems to me like the obvious thing to do is to just kill her. No other way really. Perhaps even consuming her remains would sate your need to "have" her in some way, shape or meal.
    There's a Netflix orginal tv series or movie in there somewhere. The killing and subsequent devouring of human body parts will be the easy part. The script however....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    some way, shape or meal.


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    You good for nothing, poker machine, kients.

    They're like a crazy woman you can't leave.
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    Fucken bush fires. Apparently theres an emergency just a few km south of my place but so far my immediate vicinity seems fine. Can't even smell any smoke (yet) but the air is definitely getting blacker as time goes on. My house is probably at a threat level of 3/10. 8/10 is when I stand out the front of my house with a garden hose, like those guys in movies, sitting on the porch in a rocking chair with a double-barrel shotgun.

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    Been following this, it's one hell of a nasty fire that's raging. I know a couple that lost their entire home some years back from a nasty fire, life changing in a very sad way.

    If it does indeed get close to you Uni, don't fuck around. Grab your irreplaceable belongings such as your vintage VHS porn collection and flee.
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    Came home early from work just to be extra safe but thankfully it was a pretty uneventful day tbh. Downloaded the Fires Near Me app and kept monitoring a handful of fires, 3 within 7km of my place. But eventually they were all contained. I compare the NSW Fire Service to Marotta, stamping out locker room fires and sending them out on loan.

    Zooming out on the app map, it's fucking gut wrenching to see the entire northern coast of the state just covered in red fire icons. It also occurred to me that this shit shouldn't be happening in fucking November. Shit's fucked up.

    Sadly, as the firefighters contain these bushfires, more and more of them become crime scenes as they suspect many were deliberately lit, as many are every year. Fucking Christ Cunts who deliberately light bushfires should get 20 years in supermax, right next to Fitzy's house. Zero mercy for these psychopaths and future-serial killers. No exaggeration, that's how these shitters start off. They get into "minor" crimes like animal abuse and arson, then they start hacking cunts up into bite-sized pieces which taste great stir fried with garlic and bok choy. (or coated in bread crumbs and deep fried into crispy stripper strips)
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    And I thought the insects and animals was the crazy part of down under.
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    It does. It has a lot of quality. I would say even Serie B has a lot of quality. Professional footballers really know how to play the game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Came home early from work just to be extra safe
    That's my reasoning at the end of each day as well.
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    Fuck. Woke up at 2AM and bolted out of bed because of the smell of smoke. It was so strong that I went outside with a fleshlight in case some shit was on fire in my garden. Then my dog took a shit so I could smell a horrific blend of dogshit and bushfire smoke. Got worse as time passed, so I even walked around the street in front of my house like a dickhead. Turns out all the smoke from the massive fire in the Hawkesbury has been blown down to Sydney. Checking online and even cunts in the CBD say their high rise apartments completely smell like smoke.

    Set for another retard day of checking my Fires Near Me app every few minutes in case some fucking bushfires start up near my house. Though today the fire warning is "only" "severe", as opposed to "catastrophic" like last week.
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    "checking my Fires Near Me app"

    The fuck are you living guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wobblz View Post
    "checking my Fires Near Me app"

    The fuck are you living guys?
    Hell with insects bigger than our sort of animals but humor of gods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    It was so strong that I went outside with a fleshlight
    Surprised that it helped you see better.
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    I can't even breath at school today. Had to can my period 1 Football lesson. Hope ya'll in syd are all good
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    How the heck did the temperature in Melbourne drop 20 degrees in an hour today? Is that a normal thing?
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    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    How the heck did the temperature in Melbourne drop 20 degrees in an hour today? Is that a normal thing?
    Oh yes. Very normal.
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    I'm working near Canberra at the moment and it seemed to do something similar at around 7pm.
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