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    Have you ever found yourself staring at someone and unable to look away because you so dislike the way they look. I mean sure it's not their fault but that's what I'm doing now. This woman in front of me has some gross amount of eyeliner and some really unappealing shade of lipstick on but even under the makeup I see the crooked, downturned nose - giving her the appearance of constantly sneering, the big cheekbones and square jaw, the really gummy teeth, the thin eyebrows and hair like pubes finished with a hideous assortment of completely whack clothes. Funny how that works eh. She might be the funniest, nicest person on the planet but I'll never know. Because she looks like shit and I hate everything about her appearance. Poor girl.
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    You should've struck up a conversation. Could've broke the ice with "so, what's it like flying a broomstick ?"
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    I have recently started to work for the NZ version of Centrelink. At the end a day of dealing with ungrateful fucks everyone has a face I hate. Especially when I get told that "You work for me". No, I fucking don't you bloody dullard
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    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
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    I dont think juventus are willing to sell


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    I wonder why these people don't ever use the "you work for me" approach on policeman arresting them or the federal persecutor.

    Also since they're at Centrelink and you work there (and they're presumably unemployed), shouldn't the opposite by true? Your tax dollars pays for them, so they work for you by their own logic.

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    Logic quite often isn't a strong point of the people I deal with
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    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
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    I dont think juventus are willing to sell


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    I had to get off the piss this weekend due to some medication I'm on... I'm despondent.

    I can hear the poker machines weeping from here.
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

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    Headed to Melbourne for a bucks last weekend and thought it would be the right time to get this done.

    Maybe getting it done only 6 hours after coming back to the hotel room reeking of bad decisions wasn't the best choice though. Hurt like a cunt but worth it.
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    The best decisions are made when alcohol is around
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    Bloody good work Capitano
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    I had to get off the piss this weekend due to some medication I'm on... I'm despondent.

    I can hear the poker machines weeping from here.
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    The best decisions are made when alcohol is around
    I missed Capitano's post in-between these two and read them back-to-back. Was a very good laugh
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    Ordered a new desktop PC today, should arrive Mon. Honestly couldn't even use fucking InDesign without working in constant fear of my current PC crashing. My new w̶a̶n̶k̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ workstation isn't world class as such, but is probably good enough to constantly challenge for CL places. Soon I'll be browsing better and faster porn better and faster than I ever have before.

    Wish I had some gaymes to play but I'm well behind that loop and at this point I may as well be playing Championship Manager '97 and Tycoon 2.

    Also in addition to smoking, 'recreational' gambling and weird sex I'm now addicted to online shopping? Hello? Feels empty when I don't have something currently en route in the mail. Whether it's a gangster designer shirt, some discount almonds or a new computer I need my fix bruh. I like having something on the way to me more than I like actually having the thing in my possession. Guys help. It's a serious problem and has torn my family apart. My ingrate kids are busy posting hot pics of themselves on instagram and don't respect their father. Their mother is a complete shit who constantly denigrates my masculinity and I dono how to make her stop.

    Also can you actually buy cigarettes online in Australia? I'm looking at you RD.

    Also I just utterly humiliated myself because the automatic doors wouldn't open for me and I kinda just walked around in front of it like a dickhead until it finally felt sorry for me and opened after a whole ten seconds.
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    They really need to make an alcohol-proof antibiotic.
    Awaiting the start of our youth project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    Also can you actually buy cigarettes online in Australia? I'm looking at you RD.
    I'm pretty sure it's easier to get a mail-order bride who has experience in a tobacco farm than buying a pack of fags in Aus.

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    You know what pisses me off? When people park right next to me in a carpark after I have made extra effort to park where the spaces either side of me are not taken, and there is not another car within 20 metres of me. Of course, I like to do this to ensure that I don't have any fuckwit bashing their door into my car. If 30 more seconds of walking saves me a dint in the door, it's worth it.

    Last night I went to the shops and parked further away from the entry just for this reason. When I entered the shopping centre, there was no one within 30 metres of my car. As I'm making my way back to my car after buying way too much yogurt, I find that some fuckwit, some imbecile, has parked in the space right next to me, and not in one of the other 50 million spaces in the car park. I just have to shake my head, I do. I just have to shake it. I have whiplash from shaking it so hard.
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    You should've poured some yoghurt on their windscreen... Or better still, piss on their door handle.
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    Fitzy that's some real Ivan "Fitzy" Milat shit. Nothing suspicious about wanting to keep your car and its corpse-filled trunk hidden away at all times.

    What pisses me off is when I go to the doctor and I'm practically scolded over the phone by the receptionist for being 5 minutes late. "Excuse me, where ARE you?! It's eight thirty FIVE?!" Bitch, I've been coming to this place for years, have never been late and I always have to wait 20 mins to see the doctor anyway.
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    I was waiting at the doctor's for two hours last week. Turned out the receptionist didn't enter my details properly when I got there and the doctor didn't know I was there
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    Did they write your name as Fisty again? smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Knight View Post
    Did they write your name as Fisty again? smh
    Better be shaking that head vigorously.
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    I'm a young, hip, cool dude you know? But I love me that carrot cake like a granny love that weeknight pokies.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

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