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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post

    Decided to start looking for a new job despite having not been here that long. I've mentally left this place and the work already. Boys come to Sydney, let's pool our peasant resources together and let's found a mobile handjob service.
    Les dewit... We'll call it 'the handymen'... Our motto can be 'no (hand)job is too big or small '
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    How about "Handymen for a happy end" as the advertisement jingle?
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    Endaway Handymen Inc.
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    Then we'll just buy the federation and create our own rules.
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    I dont think juventus are willing to sell

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    The best Fridays are when you don't have to work them.
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    "we'll give you a hand".
    My username has nothing to do with the player of loserpool fc, it is just a reference to an Italian novel.

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    The bender continues
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    It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

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    Was introduced to some 18 year old girl at a friends bday lunch the other week. I felt and looked all of ten years older than her, that bitch. I got lazy and stopped for a while but I've gotten back into the habit of applying lotion to my face every night before bed. Need to restore some youthful glow to my pathetic skin which is starting to look a lot like that cunt from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade who chose poorly and drank from the wrong cup o' Christ.

    Speaking of young girls, I went out for a coffee at the Central mall near my office, or as it should be renamed, fat fuck central. It must be school holidays because there's tons of little shitters waddling about and they're all so chunky and wearing such revealing clothing. I don't want to get into any socio-racial debate but I suspect it's the 'black' pop culture influence permeating into mainstream white Australian culture. Back in the 90's and 2000's, you only ever heard black dudes from the US talking about ass and all that. Nowadays I see little white and Asian kids around, talking about other white and Asian girls their age, lamenting a lack of ass. It's as if they're both spastic enough to firstly find that ludicrous Kim kardashian-type body attractive, and secondly, expect girls their age to be like that. I saw a pasty little pimple-ridden shitstain say "nah bro, Emily's got a flat ass man, and her tits are low-key A F". Made me think the 25 years in Goulburn Max Security might not be that bad.

    Speaking of ass, I go to the gym in a very Australian suburb. And I only ever go late, I'm usually there from 11:30PM to 1:30AM. Aside from the small crack crew of nuts like myself who are there at that obscene hour, I very rarely see any women at the gym. But for whatever reason, the only women that I do see, are all westernised Asian girls. And I swear to god, all they do are ass exercises, like for an hour straight. Nothing else. Fuck. Get a fucking life.

    Also despite increasing their strength almost double, my traps won't grow anymore fucken. Howmi gonna brock lesnar now
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    I can see you throwing those dumbbells around, all pissed off at the fact that you're getting sweat all through your new suit.
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    Wonderful Uni ! Grande !


    Your thoughts are as if they've been scooped out of my wise head then spread across the NDU thread like warm butter ! Moi bien !

    With every passing day, the rising of the sun, through to its setting over the shit stain that is our West (Perth), you remind me of my youthful and confident self. I tip my bowler hat to you good sir.
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    I dont think the formation model counts, its all about the principles and the attitude" - Stefano Pioli

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    Quote Originally Posted by Universe View Post
    I don't want to get into any socio-racial debate but I suspect it's the 'black' pop culture influence permeating into mainstream white Australian culture. Back in the 90's and 2000's, you only ever heard black dudes from the US talking about ass and all that. Nowadays I see little white and Asian kids around, talking about other white and Asian girls their age, lamenting a lack of ass. It's as if they're both spastic enough to firstly find that ludicrous Kim kardashian-type body attractive
    Uni putting the words to my thoughts. I may add at liberty, women inflating their lips to unnatural size that just look like a reaction to a bee-sting. Fuck me above, cut the shit.

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    Just sitting here watching the Knights penalise themselves to another loss. Thank fuck for beer.
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    Who is on the 2-up today? I'll be on the 3-up since I'm gettin right up it.
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