Roberto was born April 7, 1989. Spending 9 months without smoking a nice big bat was gruelsome for him, which is why he develloped a hatred for his mother. At 11 years old a boy pushed Roberto while he was playing in his sandbox. Rob then took the boy by the head and threw him into a Toyota, causing a severe concussion. That boy's name was Gino and he was a Juventino. His father, who fined Roberto was a Milanista. He is now a paraplegic.
Roberto likes to bang this girl with huge ass jugs that lives near his house. He doesn't want his friends to find out about it because they think she's a poots but her jugs just won Roberto over to her house. They've done it more than once. "If she didn't take the pill I would've thrown her a barbecue." said the 17 year old. "Those jugs are so big I thought I was having sex with more than one woman."
One of Roberto's biggest weaknesses is that he is from Calabria and Sudbury, besides that he's a good guy who enjoys Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance and Young Buck.
Tomorow, the greatest Canadian to ever set foot in the town of Sudbury (note that Sudbury has a population of 11) turns 17 years old. Here are some pictures of the great attractions you might find in Sudbury:
Now I'm sure you are all amazed because no one here thought that a small city like Sudbury can have such jaw-dropping attractions like this. I know where you're honeymoon is gonna be!
Roberto, from the bottom of my circumsized heeb sack I want to wish you a Happy Birthday. Cheers, one day we'll spark a bat and start a scrap and pick up some pishtones in downtown MTL...we'll get Hamed to come too
Buon Compleano, and I hope you enjoyed how Montreal F-CKED UP Ottawa last night!
EDIT: Lucky you, you share the same Birthday as Ajaxfan LOL