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    Happy Birthday, Roberto!

    Roberto was born April 7, 1989. Spending 9 months without smoking a nice big bat was gruelsome for him, which is why he develloped a hatred for his mother. At 11 years old a boy pushed Roberto while he was playing in his sandbox. Rob then took the boy by the head and threw him into a Toyota, causing a severe concussion. That boy's name was Gino and he was a Juventino. His father, who fined Roberto was a Milanista. He is now a paraplegic.

    Roberto likes to bang this girl with huge ass jugs that lives near his house. He doesn't want his friends to find out about it because they think she's a poots but her jugs just won Roberto over to her house. They've done it more than once. "If she didn't take the pill I would've thrown her a barbecue." said the 17 year old. "Those jugs are so big I thought I was having sex with more than one woman."

    One of Roberto's biggest weaknesses is that he is from Calabria and Sudbury, besides that he's a good guy who enjoys Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance and Young Buck.

    Tomorow, the greatest Canadian to ever set foot in the town of Sudbury (note that Sudbury has a population of 11) turns 17 years old. Here are some pictures of the great attractions you might find in Sudbury:












    Now I'm sure you are all amazed because no one here thought that a small city like Sudbury can have such jaw-dropping attractions like this. I know where you're honeymoon is gonna be!

    Roberto, from the bottom of my circumsized heeb sack I want to wish you a Happy Birthday. Cheers, one day we'll spark a bat and start a scrap and pick up some pishtones in downtown MTL...we'll get Hamed to come too

    Buon Compleano, and I hope you enjoyed how Montreal F-CKED UP Ottawa last night!

    EDIT: Lucky you, you share the same Birthday as Ajaxfan LOL
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    Happy birth you filthy-Totti-loving-romanista scum!

    Get blind tonight.


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    LOL @ Sudbury's attractions! Mike, you really should be a Comedian

    Happy birthday Roberto

    About MTL, I am happy they beat us. First of all, we will finish first in the east and there is no way for first overall. Secondly, it effectively means the Canadiens will make it, and reduces the chances of the leafs making it.

    Anyway, this is not NHL but Roberto's topic. Have fun at Tim Hortons

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    LMFAO , Thanks mikey but keep those circumsized heeb balls away from sudbury.

    Few Corrections

    I threw the little punk into a Fiat

    Sudbury's population is 180,000 not 11.

    I've never once listened to My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy. I'm only a fan of young buk stabbing people not his music.

    Sudbury has one more tourist attraction mike left out. SCIENCE NORTH BABY. MTL wishes they had the largest coin in the world.

    Also let me add fkn right GO HABS GO!!! Also I can't wait to pick up some tsaks and lace them with my pistola in MTL. Me and Greenspoon will be lighting fatties at Hunka Bunka, The Crobar or Neptunes.. Thanks for the post Bro.
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    Thanks Helal and Hamed.

    YES I LOVE TOTTI GET OVER IT!!!! TOTTI WOULD'VE FKD UP VILLAREAL.

    Hamed you're my boy but you better hope MTL doesn't face Ottawa because we will tear them a new asshole.
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    Googling 'Happy Birthday Roberto' brings up an interesting assortment of pictures.

    Somehow, this image is the most appropriate of the search returns in the first page.



    Happy Birthday Roberto!

    Ciao,
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    LOL!!! funniest pic i've ever seen. Grazie Tim.

    I'll definetley be drinking stronger stuff than that.


    p.s Gomi lost

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    some Roberto-isms.


    Roberto says:
    HEEBSPOON


    Roberto says:
    His Swedish

    Roberto says:
    AMERICA SUCKS DICK


    Roberto says:
    If Inter wins the scudetto Jimmy and Frisko will get married at the san siro.

    Roberto says:
    @ Fabio, you ****ing 6 year old piece of shit LOL


    Roberto says:
    fabio looks like cambiasso


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    After all that very complicated wishes (?), a simple one from me:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!


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    Thank you very much 1919



    Helal interesting quotes mate. You just make me look like an obnoxious cynical jackass. I guess that sounds about right.

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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    lol all those quotes come from the Post Msn Comments of the Milan Derby which we won. 3-2.

    Fabio had some good ones too as did monkey mike lol.


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    LOL, this is the funniest thread, even more funny that "Great Posts". Poor Roberto, how many threads were dedicated to you, just for your love to Roma (there was smth. called - Roberto is filthy romanista ).
    And the way you get the congratulations is shocking
    Happy birth you filthy-Totti-loving-romanista scum!


    Anyway, happy b/day, gialorosso .
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    Rob then took the boy by the head and threw him into a Toyota, causing a severe concussion. That boy's name was Gino and he was a Juventino. His father, who fined Roberto was a Milanista. He is now a paraplegic.
    i think u mean Pino not Gino, and he was a FC Vieri fan


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    Happy bday bro!

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    Happy Birthday you underage facker.

    A bit of advice: get your ass out of Sudbury asap. My old man did when he was 18 and has been back like 2 times since leaving.


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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    Happy birthday Roberto .
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    24 10 years of FIF
    Happy b day
    Which matches do you feel more, those with Juventus or Milan?
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    happy birthday.

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