Couple of things i read in some magazine, there is nothing worse than a bad joke so I hope you like these ones
What's the difference between O J Simpson and milan ?
A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence!
What do you call a juventus fan with no arms and legs?
Did you hear that the Italian Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of milan players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
A man desperate at milan current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very lastmoment, he decides upon wearing his full milan kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the milan kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."