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    Help!!

    I need any help I can get, from anybody here.. So please, help..

    I want to buy a monkey...Actually I'd prefer a chimpanzee!!

    I know it may sound crazy and wicked, but I've always dreamt of having this monkey friend..A real chimpanze.. I just love them..

    So, do you know when, where and how can I get(buy) a baby chimp..???
    All I know is that the price would be around 50 000 Euros..(is it true??)

    As I said, I want any information I can get.. Thank you..
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    Quote Originally Posted by kova9
    All I know is that the price would be around 50 000 Euros..(is it true??)
    Mate for that money you can buy Tarzan, Jaine and chimp.... Good luck!
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    What the hell are you going to do with a monkey in Croatia?
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    With 50 g's you could buy a beamer man...think of how many bitches you can pick up with the beamer. I bet you it's more than a monkey can get you lol
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    with 50 geez in eastern europe you can buy a k of coke.maybe a k and a half.

    bring that money to australia and il get one for you,i promise
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    You better not be one of those animal 'lovers' if you get what I mean.

    if so, poor chimp..


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    NO helal... what the hell..

    I never should have mentioned the price..

    You know any other information??? except what can I buy with 50000 E
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    I'd rather buy a chick. Chances are a girl won't fling feces at you or give you lice (well maybe those Aussies chicks might) but it's almost a guarantee the chimp will. Think carefully mate....


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    Kova9...Seriously, you can get 50,000 chimpanzees with 50,000 Euros. Whoever is trying to sell you a f*cking chimp for that price is ripping the hell outta ya. Heck, you can probably get a great white shark for 50,000 Euros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-RaD
    I'd rather buy a chick. Chances are a girl won't fling feces at you or give you lice (well maybe those Aussies chicks might) but it's almost a guarantee the chimp will. Think carefully mate....
    Mate the girls here are wild!!! That is true but the wild you describe is scary.
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    OK, the price may not be that high.. I just read it on some forum..

    I would maybe give 3 000 Euros for a Chimp, not more, and not now.. (because I don't have that money yet).. But I'm thinking about, 2,3 years time.
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    In addition of the money that you would have to spend to buy one, you have to consider the money, time and dedication involved.

    If you buy a young one then you have to play with him, maybe feed him directly (milk). And you must have a big house, preferably with a garden. If you buy an older one he could hurt you (chimps are very strong). So you better have a lot of money to spend.

    I think its legal in some countries and illegal in others, so you have to start there, maybe some animal associations or pet shops could tell you this and give you an accurate estimate on the price.

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    Kova mate, are you serious?? What do you plan to do with that monkey bro??
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    You know.. Hang out.. Laugh at him.. See him do crazy stuff... I love their crazy mind!!

    Don't worry.. I'd like maybe 2 years old chimp.. And I'm ready to take full care of him.
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    Go to the jungle and fetch one.
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    What a crazy topic!
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    Name him Ronaldo.





    Just joking man..

    I don't know.. with that money you can watch a game in the Meazza, instead of buying a monkey.

    Goodluck anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M.Adnan
    Name him Ronaldo.





    Just joking man..

    I don't know.. with that money you can watch a game in the Meazza, instead of buying a monkey.

    Goodluck anyway.
    name him gatusso,maybe zorro (it was a joke)
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    From personal experience, I'd advice you against owning a moneky as a pet, no matter how cute and innocent they seem.

    1) When I was a kid, a friend of mine got a nice little monkey. That was well and good, until the little creature started sneaking out in the night and going to neighbour's houses, stealing and breaking their windows. The people in the neighbourhood thougth there was a new bad thief, until the monkey was caught red-handed

    2) One guy got a monkey that was a bit older (I don't know, maybe 4-5, not sure.) The monkey was good until a while later he started acting crazy and hyper. So it was figured out that it was mating time for him, so the guy got him a female moneky. Which was fine, until the horney farker started wacking the female in front of the guy's kids and stunned guests Sadly I didn't witness the horror show

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