Interview with B-RaD

[Michal]

Ladies & Gentlemen, as I have noticed, there used to be nice activity when FI members interviewed one of them. Now I think it is a time to revive this thing and I believe our beloved Canadian member B-RaD is suitable to be a next one.

Now it is up to you B-RaD, do you agree?

[Waleed]

Do it up sounds like funny shit

[Choppin Onions]

Let's fackin do it. I'm ready like Hamed was when the Toronto City Council told him to fight Godzilla to bring more visitors to the city.

[Michal]

OK, so let's start with Han's general questions...

What is your real name?
When is your birthday?
How many siblings do you have?
Where do you live?
What is your occupation?
Why/how did you choose your nickname?
How did you find Forza Inter?
When/how did you start supporting Inter?
Who is your favourite Inter player?

[bennyblanco]

if i may add a couple of questions like from inter.it "uno di noi"

"your first time?
"what image do you have on your mouse pad?
"have you ever used battery operated sex tools?
"have you ever fked on coke?
"whats your favourite board game?
"if you wernt canadian what would you be?
"does the ***** really shrink in cold weather,or is that just a canadian thing?
"your favourite smell?
"is LSD terrifying or exciting?
"cat or dog or grizzly bear?
"have you ever slept with a soft toy?
"the telephone call you waited longest for?
"Physically, is there anything you can't stand in a woman?
"Your favourite cartoon?
"why are australians so good looking compared to canadians?

[snake]

• Is it every Canadians dream to save up money to come backpack in Australia?

• Why do you say 'ay' alot?

• Why are Canadians piss weak drinkers?

• Your feelings on America?

• Why are the hip hop heads on this board so dead to the fact that people other then Nas, Jay, Em and Game exist????

• Canadians say its confusing how Aussies say 'yeah nah'..., i.e. are you going to the bar?...'year nah'.......... is it really?

[UhUhOleguer]

Is your name Behrad by chance??

[Choppin Onions]

OK, so let's start with Han's general questions...

1)What is your real name?
2)When is your birthday?
3)How many siblings do you have?
4)Where do you live?
5)What is your occupation?
6)Why/how did you choose your nickname?
7)How did you find Forza Inter?
8)When/how did you start supporting Inter?
9)Who is your favourite Inter player?

1) Brad Boyd
2) May 22nd, '84
3) 2 older Sisters
4) Victoria, B.C, Canada
5) Lumberyard nowadays (I get to use a forklift all day!!!!)
6) B-Rad is what everyone calls me. It's from the movie Malibu's Most Wanted
7) Inter.it in the links section
8) 2002 is when I really started to appreciate the beautiful game. I loved Vieri back in the day and at the time he was with us. I read a little about the history of Inter and they grew on me and I've loved them since.
9) Il Capitano

[Choppin Onions]

if i may add a couple of questions like from inter.it "uno di noi"

1)"your first time?
2)"what image do you have on your mouse pad?
3)"have you ever used battery operated sex tools?
4)"have you ever fked on coke?
5)"whats your favourite board game?
6)"if you wernt canadian what would you be?
7)"does the ***** really shrink in cold weather,or is that just a canadian thing?
8)"your favourite smell?
9)"is LSD terrifying or exciting?
10)"cat or dog or grizzly bear?
11)"have you ever slept with a soft toy?
12)"the telephone call you waited longest for?
13)"Physically, is there anything you can't stand in a woman?
14)"Your favourite cartoon?
15)"why are australians so good looking compared to canadians?

1) 18. Prom. She was a virgin too so it was a tad uncomfortable. It almost put it in her bum by accident. Yikes.

2) Inter logo.

3) Some girl I met through a friend wanted to go ass-to-ass with me on a vibrating dildo once. I ran away. Crazy b1tch.

4) I only done coke maybe 3 times my entire life. And I didn't fcuk on it.

5) Monopoly I guess. I like to steal money when the person in charge of it isn't looking

6) Not Australian.

7) Well my pen1s does tend to be bigger in the summer, so does that answer your question?

8) Women

9) Exciting but bad trips are rather common with that stuff so it can be terrifying at times.

10) A grizzy bear would be cool. I'd get 'em to maul people I didn't like.... until he'd turn on me and I'd have to kick his ass.

11) I had a somewhat chubby gf awhile back. Does that count?

12) When my doc phoned me and told me I didn't have Gonorrhoea

13) Messed up teeth.

14) X-Men

15) Australians - good looking? You convicts are nothing but 2nd rate Californians in my mind. Everyone looks the same. Up here, we're all attractive and we have beautiful personalities and great manners as well. Canadians are the perfect nationality the way I see it. Oh and say hello to skin cancer for me.

[Choppin Onions]

• Is it every Canadians dream to save up money to come backpack in Australia?

• Why do you say 'ay' alot?

• Why are Canadians piss weak drinkers?

• Your feelings on America?

• Why are the hip hop heads on this board so dead to the fact that people other then Nas, Jay, Em and Game exist????

• Canadians say its confusing how Aussies say 'yeah nah'..., i.e. are you going to the bar?...'year nah'.......... is it really?

1) I suppose. We need somewhere warm to go during our bleak winters.

2) Just part of our culture. Much like the language Aussies speak.

3) We'd rather take advantage of drunk girls than stay up drinking all night.

4) Love-hate. Love because they're our main trading partner and closest ally but hate because... well... they're Americans. They involve themselves in affairs that are best left alone and their President is possibly the most moronic world leader out there.

5) Those are the popular rappers and as such, they're going to gather alot of attention. Who else besides you and me and maybe catanha knows who San Quinn or Ya Boy is?

6) Yes. Look at answer number 2.

[Choppin Onions]

Is your name Behrad by chance??

Nay. My Dad wanted to name me Mustafa but when my Mom woke up after I was born, she pulled out all my Dads hair and kicked him in the nuts and said "Brad will be his name" and that was that.


MORE QUESTIONS!

[Michal]

1) Your best moment with Inter?

2) Is there more of Irish or German in you? If I remember it right once you wrote your ancestors came from these 2 countries?

3) The best moment in your life?

4) The best PC/PS game you have ever played?

5) What is the most beautiful place/city/country you have ever seen?

6) Place/city/country you would like to visit?

7) Favourite food?

8) Are you superstitious? If so, your funniest experience?

[snake]

If you had no other choice...you MUST answer with one.


Would you rather suck the toes of a girl who has been walking in stiletto's all day on a very hot day, or the ass of a chick who hasnt showered?

Would you let Jessica Alba do you with a strap on if it meant getting into her pants?

Would you say yes if Bill Gates offered you 3 billion to perform gay acts on him?

If you had to support a team for a month, i.e. sitting in their curva and following them would it be Buve or Merda.

Would you rather do a demented dwarf or a whale sized biatch

[minterke]

Doing 10 fat bitches or 1 decent broad

[Choppin Onions]

1) Your best moment with Inter?

2) Is there more of Irish or German in you? If I remember it right once you wrote your ancestors came from these 2 countries?

3) The best moment in your life?

4) The best PC/PS game you have ever played?

5) What is the most beautiful place/city/country you have ever seen?

6) Place/city/country you would like to visit?

7) Favourite food?

8) Are you superstitious? If so, your funniest experience?

1) The 3-2 win last year against Bilan. I exploded when Adriano put us ahead in the last minute of the game.

2) Actually I feel more Italian (from grandfather) than German or Scottish. I have the dusky features (hair, facial hair, eyes) of an Italian, I talk fast and I have an explosive temper.

3) Getting rid of my virginity. I was a late bloomer compared to friends.

4) GTA: San Andreas or Final Fantasy 7

5) When I went to Germany to visit my Uncle two years ago, it was very nice. Baden-Baden was picturesque. The towns and villages of Europe are so much different/more interesting compared to North America.

6) Meazza/Milano/Italy

7) Any kind of Greek food. Gyros are my favorite.

8) Only when it comes to Inter. Not really any amusing experiences though.

[Choppin Onions]

If you had no other choice...you MUST answer with one.


1) Would you rather suck the toes of a girl who has been walking in stiletto's all day on a very hot day, or the ass of a chick who hasnt showered?

2) Would you let Jessica Alba do you with a strap on if it meant getting into her pants?

3) Would you say yes if Bill Gates offered you 3 billion to perform gay acts on him?

4) If you had to support a team for a month, i.e. sitting in their curva and following them would it be Buve or Merda.

5) Would you rather do a demented dwarf or a whale sized biatch

1) Suck the toes of the broad in the stiletto's. Toes aren't bad but ass is.... ass. I wouldn't eat clean ass much less a dirty one.

2) No. I've been penetrated before (for medicals reason I assure you) and it isn't pleasant. Alba is hot but I can get with less hot girls without the strap-on added in.

3) 3 billion!? I'd give him the works for that kind of money. Then I'd buy Juventus, sell all their players and replace them with Serie B players... oh wait.

4) Milan. I hate those wankers but they seem more dedicated to their team than Juventini who are nothing more than glory-hunters. For the record: both teams are scum.

5) Whale sized beatch. Hit it from the back son. Grab onto those flabby folds and just give it too her till you throw your back out.

[Choppin Onions]

Doing 10 fat bitches or 1 decent broad

Decent broad. Decent, but not hot girls, are always the best lays. At least in my experiences, they are. I have a fetish for average girls though.

[minterke]

lol thats ****in weird bro I have a fetish for sick broads that ride like champions. But in a way average broads are good cuz you last longer lol

Ok ok question 2

a 6 foot australian butch bitch or a mexican with 3 STDs (you can use a condom)

[bennyblanco]

great stuff brad,

i think we can make an aussie out of you(just lose the penetration bit)

[Choppin Onions]

lol thats ****in weird bro I have a fetish for sick broads that ride like champions. But in a way average broads are good cuz you last longer lol

Ok ok question 2

a 6 foot australian butch bitch or a mexican with 3 STDs (you can use a condom)

Hmm tough choice. I'm turned off by amazon chicks like most non-Australian men but condoms don't always prevent STDs. I guess the butch Aussie if the lights are turned off and I'm drunk as hell. I value my pen1s too much.

And thanks for the offer Benny but alas I'm a proud Canadian as you can plainly tell. I look forward to visiting your sun-scorched country one day though.