Waleed 101 Muda****a!

[Khalifa]

We need to hit Waleed with this, this poor guy is gonna live with me for 10 days, so lets see what he's made of.

1. Smoking or drinking?what wud u choose from the two?
2. Rock. Black or white originally?
3. Which member of this board do u get annoyed from the most?
4. If you werent an inter fan? what u wud be and why?
5. How many times a week do u jack off?
6. If you were a movie character?which one wud u be?
7. Most important instrument in a rock band ( vocals included)?
8. If you choose an era in world history? which?
9. Homer simpson or Peter?
10. getting burnt or choaked to death.

[minterke]

Would you blow Donald Trump on national TV for 80% of his yearly income for the rest of your life

[Khalifa]

This is why i never touched all these ****ing nasty questions. I knew mikey and brad will rep in that section.

[minterke]

Where's the craziest place you ever pulled a wack?

[Waleed]

Man this is retarded Khalifa was this really necessary to get started? Some of these questions are a little insane but I will answer them all the same.

1. Smoking or drinking?what wud u choose from the two?

Well to tell you the truth I have never had a drink in my life, gotta keep some principles intact, plus something else that I would rather not get into. So I will go with smoking, always enjoyed the shiesha (or hooka as some of you might call it). Gives you a good buzz and from my experience much more relaxing than alcohol.

2. Rock. Black or white originally?

Hmmm, I gotta go with my gut on this one and say the foundations were set by the Blacks and the whites dressed it up and made it into what it is now. But who really cares who started it originally it is there and awesome, get over it already!

3. Which member of this board do u get annoyed from the most?

This is slightly personal, not to be a prick or anything but for me it has to be Yuko/Iacavos. The guy is like a rock and will never concede anything in an argument and when he is proven wrong will just switch the subject. I dont necessarily hate the guy by any means as he is great guy when he stays away from political issues.

Plus all those dirty aussies can suck me off, especially their circle jerk leader
Hal (Johnston and Joanne McLeod, the cancuks on the board should get that one).

4. If you werent an inter fan? what u wud be and why?

I have a soft spot for Barca, always liked them even when they were doing junk with Van Gaal. Call me a bandwagon supporter all you want but I have been following them for 5 or 6 years now.

5. How many times a week do u jack off?

It varies, sometimes only one, sometimes ten, dont worry Khalifa I wont let you watch when it happens, cause I know you want to.

6. If you were a movie character?which one wud u be?

Vin Diesel hands down, the best actor on the screens of all time. If I could somehow mix Segal in there somewhere you know Vin Diesel speech but Segal ass kicking machine that would be prolly the most awesome human being ever.

7. Most important instrument in a rock band ( vocals included)?

Vocals are prolly the most important, if the song does not have a proper message to tell and does not know how to tell it then, you and your band are up shit creek. Instruments are always there in all bands the only thing that really distinguishes a band in my mind is what they have to say, the music is merely decoration.

8. If you choose an era in world history? which?

Saladin's time, that was when real world shit was going down. Plus I wouldnt mind getting to see the Spartans fight first hand, that would be some awesome shit.

9. Homer simpson or Peter?

Peter of course, Homer is funny if you are 12 years old and dont know any better. The simpsons actually annoys me now.

10. getting burnt or choaked to death.

Fuck, that is a toughie. I'll go with burned as long as it was associated with something cool. Chocking to death seems like such a stupid way to go out. Like, did you hear how Johnny went out, he chocked on an apple core, what a stupid ****er.



Keep em coming and I will try to make the rest a bit more funny

Would you blow Donald Trump on national TV for 80% of his yearly income for the rest of your life

Fuck that, comb over jerkoff can suck his own **** off. Plus with the luck he and I have he will prolly go broke a couple more times before he dies.

Where's the craziest place you ever pulled a wack?

School, playing prolly the most disgusting game you have heard of "Jizz Crackers"

I wont get into specifics. I still feel disgusted for that freshmen, what made us do that to him is beyond me.

[Khalifa]

1.) If the world is gonna end, how do u think its gonna happen?
2.) Being Deaf or have no tongue?
3.) Seriously, what movie character wud u like to be?
4.) Swim with a crocodile or a shark?
5.) Favourite Video game on the mega drive?

If these question sound silly, mind me, cause its 3am.

[snake]

1. Why on earth will you be staying with Khalifa?
2. Why on earth do you wish to be an Australian so bad?


I know Wally's a bit of a softie, so I can understand when Hamed said 'Hopefully Khalifa will make a man out of him' however, now im not so sure he meant it in that sense...

[Vic]

Fark!! That is funny stuff Hal!!!

[Choppin Onions]

This is why i never touched all these ****ing nasty questions. I knew mikey and brad will rep in that section.

Now I have to oblige.


A) If you had the opportunity to have sex with your dream girl all night and be able to do whatever you want to her (even fecal stuff, which is personally some of my favorite foreplay), but you had to let her dildo-fvck you first, would you go through with it?

B) Why are Australians so obsessed with Canadians? Seriously, they're like a little brother that always follows you around and will never be as good looking or charming, but they're still your brother so you love them regardless.

[Waleed]

1.) If the world is gonna end, how do u think its gonna happen?

Seriously? I havent a clue the environment, disease, nuclear warfare take your pick. All I knows is the we are going to end up six feet under in a pine box. Sorry if that is a little morbid.

2.) Being Deaf or have no tongue?

No tongue, that is no contest man. Not being able to hear would suck plus it messes up your speech anyways.

3.) Seriously, what movie character wud u like to be?

Everyone has a superhero that is their favorite back when they were kids. Mine was Batman, I would run home everyday at lunch time and watch the show on TV and then again after school. Batman was the coolest and clearly had the best villians. Plus he didnt have any real super powers he was just plain awesome. Unlike bitches like Spiderman who had to get bitten by spider or Superman who had to switch planets to be awesome, plus what is with the kryptonite? Always thought that was just plain stupid.

To tell you the truth I am still a huge batman fan but not as hardcore as before.

4.) Swim with a crocodile or a shark?

Sharks are cooler, crocodiles look like giant bugs.

5.) Favourite Video game on the mega drive?

Genesis? Screw that man I was a Nintendo boy back in the day, Batman Returns, and Aladdin mudafuckas

[minterke]

Everyone has a superhero that is their favorite back when they were kids. Mine was Batman, I would run home everyday at lunch time and watch the show on TV and then again after school. Batman was the coolest and clearly had the best villians. Plus he didnt have any real super powers he was just plain awesome. Unlike bitches like Spiderman who had to get bitten by spider or Superman who had to switch planets to be awesome, plus what is with the kryptonite? Always thought that was just plain stupid.

YOU AND ME BOTH BROTHA

Fav Batman movies in order:

1. Batman returns (1992)
2. Batman (1989)
3. Batman Forever (1996)
4. Batman & Robin & Ahhnold! (1998, i think)
5. Batman Begins which I didn't like too much...

BRING BACK MICHAEL KEATON

If I told you guys I got hard when Batman ripped off his mask in front of Catwoman in Batman Returns would you still like me?

[Waleed]

1. Why on earth will you be staying with Khalifa?

Helluva lot better than staying with you .
Plus KT will be there to even the scales.

2. Why on earth do you wish to be an Australian so bad?

Secretly I fear that an army of kangaroos will one day take over the world and hold all of us as their servants. My plan is to infiltrate their organization become their ally and then screw them over. Thank god those fuckers are locked on the forbidden island with the rest of the world's trash.

I know Wally's a bit of a softie, so I can understand when Hamed said 'Hopefully Khalifa will make a man out of him' however, now im not so sure he meant it in that sense...

They say a man only really becomes a man when he gets his first blowjob from his girl. Who "they" are I dont really know, but thank god your mother was there to help me work out the kinks at such a young age. You should listen to her about shit like that Hal, she is an experienced mature lady. Might learn a thing or two for the next time you meet those Irish backpackers

[Waleed]

A) If you had the opportunity to have sex with your dream girl all night and be able to do whatever you want to her (even fecal stuff, which is personally some of my favorite foreplay), but you had to let her dildo-fvck you first, would you go through with it?

**** this is hard. Why the hell do you have to ask such awesome questions my fellow Canuck?

Oh yah, thats right we went to school unlike those aussie fucktards who spent their days chasing flying squirrels around like the retards that they are.

Getting to the question not to sound sick or anything, but I think I would go for it as long as I got to pick the size of the dildo. Anal penetration of any kind disgusts me if I am not the one doing it. But this would prolly be a once in a life time chance. Plus I would make her do way worse shit, cause I am a sick fuck like that.

B) Why are Australians so obsessed with Canadians? Seriously, they're like a little brother that always follows you around and will never be as good looking or charming, but they're still your brother so you love them regardless.

They look at us like gods Brad, I have come to accept it you should too. Telling them you are superior in every way is not an insult, it is just plain facts. People look to those who are better than them and want to be like them Brad, it is just the way we think. There is nothing for us to be ashamed of.

Plus, I wouldnt go as far to say that they are the younger brother. They are more like the younger slow half-brother that was the result of too much Crown Royal before, after and during the pregnancy.

[Waleed]

YOU AND ME BOTH BROTHA

Fav Batman movies in order:

1. Batman returns (1992)
2. Batman (1989)
3. Batman Forever (1996)
4. Batman & Robin & Ahhnold! (1998, i think)
5. Batman Begins which I didn't like too much...

BRING BACK MICHAEL KEATON

If I told you guys I got hard when Batman ripped off his mask in front of Catwoman in Batman Returns would you still like me?

FINALLY, someone who loves Batman as much as I do. I used to have Batman everything. Right on up from pencils and book bags to Batman blankets and sheets.

Personally I liked Batman Begins, it wasnt a real Batman movie in the same sense as the other ones but it was still an awesome film. I would have it up higher on my list maybe three but prolly four.

Plus about the whole ripping the mask off thing, I would still like you in the same way we love batman. But I do know a certain australian that would love for you to insert that excitement into his

[minterke]

Ok who's a sicker bad guy Jack Nicholson as the Joker or Danny Devito as The Penguin

[Khalifa]

Im a huge batman fan, and jus like u guys, he was one of my favourites, if not my favourite Character.

anyways, as much as im a huge fun of the first 2 Batman movies, joker n penguin, i believe everything got messed up until god bless his soul, Christopher Nolan brought it back with Batman Begins.

Batman is going for a BIG BIG comeback.

[Waleed]

Ok who's a sicker bad guy Jack Nicholson as the Joker or Danny Devito as The Penguin

Returns is my favourite so I am going to go with Danny Devito on this one even though he is a washed up old bum. When he bit that guy's nose off it was retarded. Plus in general I like penguins and penguins with guns on their backs is even better.

Good thing you like Batman Khalifa I dont think we could be friends if you didnt.

[Khalifa]

Only a canadian like you will like Penguins.

[snake]

Wow you canadians sure do love your men in tights...

[Khalifa]

i dont think anyone likes you hamed. N this forum seems to be run by us. Hamed, Tim, Frisko, han and co have no time...big boys...