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    How will you die??

    :Stefan: At age 37 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
    God what a way to end.


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    Lol, how stupid is this!?

    Well:
    Pavle: At age 53 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

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    Goran: At age 65 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.


    Its, very stupid if you ask me.. banana sandwich!??! I would die now if I had to eat it..
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    Try again, you'll get another "prediction"... Another stupid prediction!
    "This wonderful night will give us the colours for our crest: black and blue against a backdrop of gold stars. It will be called Internazionale, because we are brothers of the world."

    Derby d'Italia, why the rivalry?
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    katie: At age 42 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

    katie: At age 28 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.


    katie: At age 47 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

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    Fabio: At age 60 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

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    Fabio: At age 21 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

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    Ronaldo: At age 34 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    He will be eaten, hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michal
    Ronaldo: At age 34 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    He will be eaten, hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Wow... to eat him up you need a looooot of birds.

    And mine:
    Kristian: At age 41 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

    niiiiiiice
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    mikkel: At age 68 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!


    mikkel: At age 57 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

    mikkel: At age 57 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

    mikkel: At age 34 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

    mikkel: At age 38 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. that is what I call bad luck

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    shahz: At age 53 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

    shahz: At age 59 you will choke on a piece of steak.

    shahz: At age 70 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
    shahz: At age 51 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

    shahz: At age 69 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

    Holy f-ck, if the last one is true. Some one remind me to carry a gun with me, when I am 69. So I can kill myself before taking the worng turn.
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    Michal: At age 34 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

    or

    Michal: At age 62 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

    So all that years of studying and a.. licking will be useless.

    Michal: At age 62 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
    Some people were against a female name as my nick. Strange, don't you think?

    But no, I did not left only because of it. Don't worry, there is a brand new superhero who will save everyone. I just have mental issues and I am freaking disgusting.

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    Suneet: At age 54 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

    Thats too late, I wanna die earlier :sad:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katie
    katie: At age 47 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
    Aliens is read Frisko




    Quote Originally Posted by Suneet
    Thats too late, I wanna die earlier :sad:
    Um, you best not be serious.
    "It is not about what I've done, it is about what I am going to do"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katie
    katie: At age 42 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

    katie: At age 28 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.


    katie: At age 47 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

    wow the world loves me haha
    The same thing here at first
    Karim: At age 62 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

    At age 54 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

    Karim: At age 35 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
    That's a killer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michal
    Ronaldo: At age 34 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

    He will be eaten, hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Grande

    lonewolf19: At age 25 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

    hahaha....
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    I don't plan on dying therefore the quiz is irrelevant.


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    Edgar: At age 67.5 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
    Moggi: At age 69 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
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    Ivan: At age 62 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

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    Víctor: At age 52 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

    Víctor: At age 37 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.


    Víctor: At age 42 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.


    Víctor: At age 27 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.


    Hahhahaha, new and IMPROVED!! First two reckon I will commit suicide and atrewards its more fun!

    Víctor: At age 39 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.



    If that happens you just can't complain!
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