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    Where will YOU be in 10 years? (must read!)

    Here are some shocking predictions, some of which will probably come true, by the one and only.... B-Rad. Bear in mind, this isn't meant to be malicious. It's for sh1t and giggles.


    Hamed -
    Unhappily married with about 6 six kids running around. Suspiciously half-caucasian, Hamed suspects foul play. Kids show a disturbing fascination towards Italians.

    Frisko - Still living with his parents. Doesn't have to pay rent though.

    h2o - Drops out of college to pursue to his life-long dream of becoming a pimp. Has moderate success. Moves to Canada in search of a better stable (girls) and achieves it. Resides in Toronto.

    Han - Becomes a full-time San Franciscian which sometimes means full-time homosexual and in Han's case it does. Lives with all male pornstar, Plug Holes.

    Fabio - Unites the Curva Nord into one ultra group. Fabio later goes to jail after him and some friends sneak a car into the Meazza and dump it onto an opposing goalie during a 6-0 thrashing.

    Ziyad - Still a mod at FI. Nothing else of note.

    1919 - After a decade his posts finally make sense.

    Jimmy - Journalist for the Miami Herald. Blasts the GM of the hockey team every week. Good friend of Gaetan.

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    - Starts the official Obafemi Martins cult in 2008. The cult disbands in 2012 when Martins is banned for playing drunk and an on cocaine in a game against Everton. When asked to explain, Martins responds "I play for Newcastle"

    Stefan - Attends a World Cup game in 2010. Disappears and never heard from again.

    Gismo - Committed to a loony asylum after denying his allegiance to Real Madrid (or was it Gobbi?) and claims to have been an Interista all-along.

    Mikkel - Part-time construction worker, part-time serial killer. Displays a sick fetish for cutting off the victims hair and glueing it onto his own. Coworkers are scared to death of him.

    Pravesh - Lives in Nepal.

    Tim - Marries Miki Fugimoto and has a few kids. Suspiciously half-caucasian, Timmy suspects foul play. Kids show fascination towards Italians.

    Yuko - Still aruges with anyone and everyone. Goes to some anger management sessions but they don't work. Beats up his wife instead.

    Marcello - Is helal's assistant pimp. His main job is to fetch hal lunch and drive him around.

    Pajo - Reaches 100,000 posts at FI. No one cares lol

    Mike -
    Has sex and impregnates many, many women, Hamed's and Tim's among them. Has also served numerous prison sentences.

    Alex de Large - Moves to America to become a security guard.

    Katie - Gets drunk at a 2Pac/Biggie memorial concert in London and eventually passes out.

    Gaetan - Male model. Friend of Jimmy.

    J zanetti - Hates Juventus. So much so that he straps a bomb to his chest and walks onto the field while Juventus is playing Ancona. He threatens to blow up Delle Alpi.... but no one is there, outside the players and coaches, so the threat goes unheeded.

    Kova - Pallbearer at Ronaldo's funeral after O Fenomeno went on an eating rampage after Milan got relegated in 2008. Sadly, the weight was too much for Kova and a dozen other men and they were all crushed my Ronaldo's bloated body. Luckily, outside of Kova, all were Milanisti so it wasn't considered a great loss by the media.


    Sorry if I didn't get to everyone but I gotta go to work in 6 hours and I need sleep like a 44 year old virgin needs his right hand for a Debbie Does Dallas marathon.

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    Great topic Brad. But you messed mine up completely. Since I don't attend international games being a pro club guy that ain't gonna happen. And it will be a cold day in Hell if I am still stuck in Africa come 2010.
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    lol Brad my man, you did well

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    Ziyad - Still a mod at FI. Nothing else of note.

    1919 - After a decade his posts finally make sense.


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    LOOOL that was good! stop giving me ideas man!
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    LOOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-RaD
    Here are some shocking predictions, some of which will probably come true, by the one and only.... B-Rad. Bear in mind, this isn't meant to be malicious. It's for sh1t and giggles.


    Hamed - Unhappily married with about 6 six kids running around. Suspiciously half-caucasian, Hamed suspects foul play. Kids show a disturbing fascination towards Italians

    Frisko - Still living with his parents. Doesn't have to pay rent though.
    In 10 years...

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