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    South Park quotes

    After Frisko's Family guy thread, and some one else Simpson's thread, I think South Park also deserves its own thread.

    My favourite parts are when Eric Catman makes ethnic jokes, usually against Jews, but sometimes against Blacks and Asians as well. That kid is freakin hilarious.
    Few of my favourite quotes.

    Kyle: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
    Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

    Cartman:: You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?

    Cartman:: Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn’ Jew mouth! You’re the reason that there’s war in the Middle East.

    Cartman: I'm not going to hell, butters! I'm not black, all right?!

    Cartman:: Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.

    Cartman: The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
    Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Your body is bigger than the goal!
    Cartman: No, I just have a sweet hockey body.

    Cartman: Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish.
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    Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
    Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
    Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
    Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

    Token: "You mean, you want me around?"
    Stan: "Sure, dude, you're our friend."
    Token: "Yeah, I know. But you guys always rip on me for being rich."
    Stan: "Dude, just because we rip on you for being rich doesn't mean we don't like you."
    Kyle: "Yeah. We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich just like we make fun of Butters for being wimpy."
    Butters: "They sure do."
    Stan: "Yeah, like we rip on Kyle for being a Jew."
    Kyle: "Right."
    Token: "That's right, huh?"
    Kyle: "And Stan for being in love with Wendy."
    Stan: "Yeah, I get it for that."
    Kyle: "And Cartman for being fat."
    Cartman: "Uh huh."
    Kyle: "And Cartman for being stupid."
    Cartman: "Yeah."
    Kyle: "And Cartman for having a whore for a mom."
    Cartman : "Hey!"
    Kyle: "And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole."
    Cartman : "Ey, you did me already!"


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    Cartman: Screw you guys, i'm going home! my favorite

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    I know, I love Cartman's voice the best. Everything he says sounds funny.

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    Funniest part in the history of South park:

    http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...eel+of+fortune
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike
    Funniest part in the history of South park:

    http://video.google.ca/videoplay?doc...eel+of+fortune
    LMAO, fark, that gave me a good laugh!

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    Last edited by shahz_nerazzurri; 21 Oct 07 at 08:46.
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    fuk off shahz. good work mikey robins
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    Some more south park stuff.




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    Quotes from the latest episodes. Cartman is without a doubt, the funniest shit on TV.

    Cartman:- "I believe a serious blow to democracy has just been dealt. A travesty has occurred, and I want justice. Kyle Broflowski willingly and knowingly signed a contract, and yet as to date, he has made no effort, nor does he show any intention of ever sucking my balls. I have given him ample amount of time, to fulfill his obligation and he has thus refused to cooperate. I stand before you with dry balls your honor, I have provided witnesses, collected testemonials and still my balls remain DRY!!"

    Cartman:- "Yeah, when a man has been wronged, he no longer cares about danger....... I have got unfinished business. You go through life being told there is justice. Then you learn that the only real justice is the justice you take. Make no mistake Kyle, before this is over, you will suck my balls"
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    Yeah, that last episode was killer! The funniest part was when Cartman is hunting for the leprechaun, and he calls up his squad with the walkie to check the status.

    For instance he calls Token and he goes "Dragonwind to Blacke, what's your six Blackie?" But the best is "Dragonwind to fagget, come in fagget"

    *Butters holding a walkie* Butters goes "This is fagget...Go ahead"

    Poor kid.
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    Last episode was great, cant' wait for the next one wed. to see what happens. Will Dragonwind get his balls licked or not? lol
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    Does anyone have any links to the Lord of the Rings South Park?

    Thanks in advance

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    http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_6/episode_613/ You can download all episodes from this site!

    Weird no one mentioned Cartman's most famous quote: "Respect My Authoritaaaaahh..." this one's the best.


    Besides Cartman, which is most people's favorite character, who is you guy's favorite character? mine are!

    1- Kenny
    2- Butters
    3- Randy




    The last episode was simply amazing, Kyle always wins in this sort of situations, I hope Carmtan wins this time! but not by sucking his balls though! Really sad Kenny doesn't have a role anymore, in season 10 we barely saw him, and in this season too...
    Cartman: Shut up Kyle! Shut your Goddamn' Jew mouth! You're the reason that there's war in the Middle East.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronald View Post
    http://www.southparkstuff.com/season_6/episode_613/ You can download all episodes from this site!
    Thanks

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    lol imagionationland is best episode, cant w8 for part 3
    In first part when terrorist attacks lol thats like in saving private ryan haha

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    I love it when the general says "OUR IMAGINATION HAS GONE WILD" lol



    But the funniest scene I've seen with Cartman has to be in the South Park movie:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MEJ5ZeBnrk

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    hehehe, the funniest line for me was when the evil powers notice the woodland critters, and learned that he was thought of by some 4th grade kid. (cartman). The Critters than start talking about killing the good side of imanigation land, and using their blood as a lubricant while raping them.

    One of the evil creatues goes, "I seriously wouldnt wanna be the kid, who thought of these creatues"

    Anyway, I dont think Cartman will get Kyle to suck his balls. Kyle always ends up winner in this situation.
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    Was really dissapointed by Imagination land III, expected a much better episode. Still though, Cartman got Kyle to suck his balls, in imagination.

    Here is a remix from the episode, where Cartman pretends he has a tourette syndrome.

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